My lifetime prediction for creepy is that by 2026 he’ll be living in a tent in a field like the old trampoline. Jane will have to visit daily to tend to his gout brought on by a diet of Lidl steak, cream and Cheese. Creepy spends his mornings rolling his Hot wheels toy Lamborghini around the field and his evening screaming at the stars and cursing Andrew Tate because he could never reach that 10k a day.
Sarah will be sleeping in Katrinas box room with the 11 children and stewing on the fact that Katrina doesn’t have to ration the Vimto and live off reduced price eggs. She spends her mornings in her Pyjamas watching Netflix and her evenings in her pyjamas watching Netflix and cursing Chris for letting her believe they were set for life.
At this point I think it’s safe to say Creepy is just a manic, compulsive liar. Social blade shows his YouTube earnings at £55.000 per year so he’d have to carry on with YouTube for another 20 years at least without touching a penny of his earnings to even see close to one million. 20 more years of YouTube but he wants to retire in 5 years with a gold Lamborghini and eternal youth! Somebody get Jane a ladder so she can drag the dick head down from that cloud! How does Sarah let him keep embarrassing them with total lies about how much they earn. Sarah is walking around Asda buying cheese she doesn’t like so she gets a pound back on her savings club and she’s showing the vimto she’s allowed to buy because it’s on sale and the child catcher is in the car park and isn’t there to manipulate her in to thinking they don’t need it because there’s still a bottle in the van from last summer. Their lifestyle screams we’re skint. They’re going to spend whatever little they have on plane holidays this summer in the hope that the views will rise. (They won’t.)
Their channel is dying. They begrudge filming a vlog and they can’t afford to do interesting things anymore. Are we expected to believe that in twenty years people will be sticking around to watch 25 year old Jace hanging off Little Arctic circles ears in the supermarket while Grandma Sarah folds Grandad creepies reusable nappies for the vlog!
Do me a bleeping favour and get a grip Creepy. You look absolutely ridiculous running your Brokie arse around acting like you’re Elon musk. I doubt Elon musk will be spending summer in Benidorm eating a communal burger and not being able to leave the hotel unless it’s for a free trip to the beach. He’s going to waste every penny they had trying to chase the dream that he lost them when he messaged a sixteen year old Autistic teenage girl to sneak out of her hotel room at night and go skinny dipping with him. I don’t know how any mother can live with herself after letting this man dictate and take over her children’s lives. They’re born on camera and they film every tear and illness in the hope a clickbait vlog makes them a few extra pounds. Creepy and Sarah got to grow up with normal childhoods but think it’s fine to make children for content. Imagine growing up with the freedom of privacy and anonymity but thinking it’s fine to deny your children this. The worst part is these children won’t have enough money to buy their own homes because their parents wasted everything they earned them. They like to act rich but these girls got taken on holiday by some ifam friends for a week. According to Isla the mum wouldn’t let them pay for anything but Sarah showed what she thought was a cute txt from Isla asking Sarah for permission to by her friend a drink! I’d have been embarrassed to show that message if i was Sarah. 20k a month on YouTube and the girls aren’t allowed to buy a drink for a friend without permission. These girls must see all the rich teenagers on YouTube spending massive amounts of their own money and must wonder where theirs is when Creepy is bragging on YouTube about how much he earns.
Chris says they earn 20k a month from youtube as well as the 10k a day side hustle but the kids are stuck in that house 24/7 unless it’s a trip to b&m, Matalan or Asda. They sacrificed the children’s education to travel but they only go away to the Arctic in winter and the same places in summer doing nothing but ride along the motorways and have cosy days in the van doing nothing. They did more with the children when they were in full time education. They have the most boring mundane life I’ve ever seen. Everyday is the same. I don’t know how anyone can spend day after day stuck in that void of a house folding baby clothes, talking about the laundry and complaining about blackcurrant juice while the children live in their bedrooms. They film everyday and the content alone shows how miserable and rubbish life is for them. Creepy sold a leaflet showing people how to make 10k a day like him and how you’ve only got to put in an hour in the morning or evening but then he’s telling everyone they’ve been so busy working behind the scenes that they haven’t had time to film any content. Pull the other one Creepy. What we’re seeing right now is manic desperation to become rich before you have to go back to work and get a real job.
Sorry it’s a long one!
Sarah will be sleeping in Katrinas box room with the 11 children and stewing on the fact that Katrina doesn’t have to ration the Vimto and live off reduced price eggs. She spends her mornings in her Pyjamas watching Netflix and her evenings in her pyjamas watching Netflix and cursing Chris for letting her believe they were set for life.
At this point I think it’s safe to say Creepy is just a manic, compulsive liar. Social blade shows his YouTube earnings at £55.000 per year so he’d have to carry on with YouTube for another 20 years at least without touching a penny of his earnings to even see close to one million. 20 more years of YouTube but he wants to retire in 5 years with a gold Lamborghini and eternal youth! Somebody get Jane a ladder so she can drag the dick head down from that cloud! How does Sarah let him keep embarrassing them with total lies about how much they earn. Sarah is walking around Asda buying cheese she doesn’t like so she gets a pound back on her savings club and she’s showing the vimto she’s allowed to buy because it’s on sale and the child catcher is in the car park and isn’t there to manipulate her in to thinking they don’t need it because there’s still a bottle in the van from last summer. Their lifestyle screams we’re skint. They’re going to spend whatever little they have on plane holidays this summer in the hope that the views will rise. (They won’t.)
Their channel is dying. They begrudge filming a vlog and they can’t afford to do interesting things anymore. Are we expected to believe that in twenty years people will be sticking around to watch 25 year old Jace hanging off Little Arctic circles ears in the supermarket while Grandma Sarah folds Grandad creepies reusable nappies for the vlog!
Do me a bleeping favour and get a grip Creepy. You look absolutely ridiculous running your Brokie arse around acting like you’re Elon musk. I doubt Elon musk will be spending summer in Benidorm eating a communal burger and not being able to leave the hotel unless it’s for a free trip to the beach. He’s going to waste every penny they had trying to chase the dream that he lost them when he messaged a sixteen year old Autistic teenage girl to sneak out of her hotel room at night and go skinny dipping with him. I don’t know how any mother can live with herself after letting this man dictate and take over her children’s lives. They’re born on camera and they film every tear and illness in the hope a clickbait vlog makes them a few extra pounds. Creepy and Sarah got to grow up with normal childhoods but think it’s fine to make children for content. Imagine growing up with the freedom of privacy and anonymity but thinking it’s fine to deny your children this. The worst part is these children won’t have enough money to buy their own homes because their parents wasted everything they earned them. They like to act rich but these girls got taken on holiday by some ifam friends for a week. According to Isla the mum wouldn’t let them pay for anything but Sarah showed what she thought was a cute txt from Isla asking Sarah for permission to by her friend a drink! I’d have been embarrassed to show that message if i was Sarah. 20k a month on YouTube and the girls aren’t allowed to buy a drink for a friend without permission. These girls must see all the rich teenagers on YouTube spending massive amounts of their own money and must wonder where theirs is when Creepy is bragging on YouTube about how much he earns.
Chris says they earn 20k a month from youtube as well as the 10k a day side hustle but the kids are stuck in that house 24/7 unless it’s a trip to b&m, Matalan or Asda. They sacrificed the children’s education to travel but they only go away to the Arctic in winter and the same places in summer doing nothing but ride along the motorways and have cosy days in the van doing nothing. They did more with the children when they were in full time education. They have the most boring mundane life I’ve ever seen. Everyday is the same. I don’t know how anyone can spend day after day stuck in that void of a house folding baby clothes, talking about the laundry and complaining about blackcurrant juice while the children live in their bedrooms. They film everyday and the content alone shows how miserable and rubbish life is for them. Creepy sold a leaflet showing people how to make 10k a day like him and how you’ve only got to put in an hour in the morning or evening but then he’s telling everyone they’ve been so busy working behind the scenes that they haven’t had time to film any content. Pull the other one Creepy. What we’re seeing right now is manic desperation to become rich before you have to go back to work and get a real job.
Sorry it’s a long one!
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