So I've added up the value of Esme's Christmas haul so no one else has to.
I've looked up the value of each item she showed in her TikTok, and added on anything from the YT video that I could locate easily online. These prices are based on the average price of the items online today, so if Big Saz was organised, she may have bought some of this cheaper in the Black Friday etc sales.
The Taylor Swift merch in Esme's TikTok looks genuine to me, not replicas- I know too much about Taylor merch. So I've included the prices on the Taylor Swift store in the run up to Christmas. But even if I'm wrong, replica cardigans sell for not far off the price of the real ones.
Miss Dior Absolutely Blooming perfume 30ml- £68
Miss Dior perfume 50ml- £82
Plouise lip kit- £22
Drunk Elephant green moisturiser- £61
Sol De Janeiro red mini travel kit- £28
Drunk Elephant Bronzing drops- £33
Sol De Janeiro pink shower gel 295ml- £23
Sol De Janeiro pink Rio deo- £16
HiSmile serum and toothpaste set- £16
Sol De Janeiro shampoo 295ml- £23
Sol De Janeiro mini conditioner- £12
Vivienne Westwood earrings- £90
Vivienne Westwood pearl choker- £155 (yes, really!)
Glow Recipe watermelon moisturiser 50ml- £36
Glow Recipe watermelon toner large- £31
Glow Recipe avocado cleanser- £25
Glow Recipe dew drops- £31
Glow Recipe mini AHA Night treatment- £19
Plouise Stay Shining lip oil- £13
Plouise protect your pout lip conditioner- £13
Taylor Swift Speak Now cardigan- £70
Taylor Swift bell necklace- £25
Taylor Swift Folklore cardigan- £70
Bath and Body Works candy apple beauty box- £35
XPLR Sam and Colby bomber jacket- £70 (after conversion from dollars)
White Fox hoodie- £53
White Fox Sweatpants- £47
Rare Beauty mini set- £33
Glow Recipe plum serum- £40
Unless my maths is way out, I make that a total spend on Esme this year of £1240.80- and that's not including the iPhone, things like the paints and pyjamas I couldn't track down, the Shein clothes, or anything else that didn't make it into either the YT video or Esme's TikTok.
No way Big Saz spent even half of that on Isla and Mila combined.
Update: I've struggled through and priced up what we've seen of Isla's Christmas haul. Again- I've gone on just the items I can find that were shown and the current prices of those items- so this isn't including absolutely everything she'll have received. But equally, Big Saz may have got some of this cheaper.
I love guinea pigs mug- £7.99
blue rip off squish mallow slippers- £11.99
it's bananas game- £18.99
Vertbaudet pyjamas x2- £40 (total price for 2)
Shein heart jumper- £11.99
Guinea pig top- £4.99
Bubbleology kit- £8.50
mini puzzle kit x2- £13.98 (total price for 2)
Bubble serum- £18
Bubble moisturiser- £16
Shein jeans- £10.99
Lineige midnight mini lip set- £17.5
Lineige full size lip mask- £21
Rio de Janeiro red mini travel set- £28
Shein cowgirl boots x2- £23.94 (total price for 2)
Shein dungarees x2- £30.98 (total price for 2)
Taylor Swift fan book- £11.99
loom band kit- £5.99
Shein teddy coat- £8.49
Typo Tie Dye kit- £7.99
Plouise bundle- £60
Monsoon coat- £75
Lush gift set- £22
Hismile set- £16
So that's a total spend for Isla of
£484.48 excluding main presents and some generic tat I couldn't track down. Compared to Esme's total spend of
£1240.80 excluding the iPhone, generic tat and any other mains we don't know about yet.