Why didn’t she just pop the fkin cyst weirdo making a video about a cyst on her fanny!
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Does Katrina Dixon have piles?Maybe she needs to talk to Katrina wasn't too long ago she had things dangling out her arse
In fairness to her I wouldn’t advise someone did that and it could cause more problems, it’s sounds like a prolapse that she will either need an op, a ring fitted or worse case a hysterectomy. I can’t believe she has continued to have babies meaning it is only going to get worse.
Better late than never. Not like I have plans tonight 
. Thank goodness for streaming services.
LATE PREGNANCY HEALTH PROBLEMS.. (36 WEEK UPDATE & NEW CAR SEAT UNBOXING)
Lazy has a lot of things going on in her pregnancy. Nothing is wrong with the baby; just her. Where to start? A list of things wrong with her would be one of Isabelle's 600 page books. She’s been worried and has an appointment tomorrow. She doesn’t know the outcome and wants to be open. This vlog may not be appropriate for younger chuldren and some parents may not want to answer questions they have. Lazy is going to talk about ladies problems and things that can happen with ladies, maybe men too in different places. Some people get offended, cringed out or think it’s TMI. Lazy always shares things she thinks is helpful for other people. She feels like it’s ok to talk about problems with your arm but not your vagina. Lazy promises no pictures, videos or gore.
First Lazy has packages to show us. She’s in the nursery with the window open. First package is a second hand £5.50 caboo sling off Vinted as Lazy gave her old one to Katrina. Next is a gift from Lazy’s friend; more clothes. Lazy’s midwife appointment went well this morning.
Lot’s of ifam have been asking which car seat Lazy has gone for. She used Jace’s old car seat for Mila but it’s over 5 years old now. She’s not sure when car seats expire but it’s probably not going to be the safest to use. She’s been doing a lot of research. She went for the Avionaut Pixel Pro 2.0 C after it was recommended to her on Facebook. It’s the lightest weight car seat on the market. Lazy didn’t know whether to order this beige colour or the pink but she’s keeping it. It comes with an awesome wedge for the newborn to sit on. Hiccups. Lazy likes how the car seat has the baby laying back.
Lazy can’t get comfortable anywhere so she’s kneeling in front of the window. She’s been sorting out piles to take to the bathroom. She’s always said it’s been a textbook pregnancy and that’s still true. Her urine this morning was clear with the midwife but she’ll come back to that as she did question it. Her blood pressure is perfect. No concerns whatsoever. Can’t keep eye contact with the camera. She’ll see the midwife again in two weeks at 38 weeks.
Lazy does her own urine test strips for her own reassurance. She inserts a picture of one. The one she took herself this morning indicated a very high LEU (white blood cell count). It makes sense with what she’s going through at the moment. It was the darkest purple. The midwife said it was all clear. After the appointment she went to the toilet in the office and used their pee strips. Again it was the deepest purple you can get. Lazy called as she needed reassurance. She felt bad as she didn’t want to sound like she was accusing them of not doing their job properly. Google says it could cause a stillbirth or premature labour. The midwife explained everything and said their strips were basic. They would only be concerned if it was accompanied by protein or a large amount of blood. Both were clear. They don’t really check the other things; just the important ones.
Lazy had been feeling great until 35 weeks when pregnancy hit her in the face like a brick wall. She has low energy, is completely exhausted and can barely breathe. She feels shattered when she stands up, sweats and has palpitations. She’ll sit down for 10 minutes and set herself another small task. She’s sleeping ok and her hips aren’t hurting anymore. She’s woken up the past couple of nights with shoulder pain. Previously she felt great but now she just feels ok.
WARNING: DO NOT READ WHILST EATING!!!
This is where the chat gets real. Lazy spoke about it in June at her gynaecology appointment. Long story short; after giving birth to Jace, Lazy noticed an internal vaginal cyst smaller than a marble. She had it checked at a smear test. She can’t sit on things and doesn’t get embarrassed about things like this. She doesn’t get anxious and nervous. Get your smear test booked if you’re due. Lazy didn’t think about the cyst again until she was 9cm dilated with Mila. She told the midwife and a doctor came down to check. Lazy has never been in so much pain as when the doctor was fishing around in her vag. He had huge hands and Lazy told him to get off her. bleeping hell Creepstopher, how many times do you have to be told you're not qualified? Doctor didn’t think it was an issue but told her he’d get a specialist to check her. Lazy was sent up to the ward after the birth with 6/8 hour Mila and six doctors walked in wanting a look up Lazy’s fanny. All six got an eyeful and concluded it was just a cyst. They all quit medicine soon afterwards... Lazy was told to ignore it. Two years pass and Lazy is up the spout again.
June 2023: Lazy has thrush and a cough. It was irritating the cyst and it felt like it was coming down. It’s right at the entrance of the vagina when Lazy opens her legs. GP sent her to gynaecology. He freaked them out so bad as he looked at the nurse for 10 seconds. Creepstopher started to panic. The gynaecologist told the nurse Lazy needed an MRI, and continued to stare at the her. God this is starting to sound like some bleeping weird medical romance book. The cyst can’t be removed until after the birth as it can induce labour. A small procedure was done and Lazy was sent on her way with antibiotics.
In the last week, Lazy doesn’t know if it’s Baby Waby pushing down into the pelvis, but it feels like the cyst has ballooned. Lazy feels like she is trying to pass an egg 24/7. It’s the size of a large grape. It’s completely covering the exit of the vagina. It feels like it going to fall out and it half out when she pees. She pushes it back it but it comes out again. Poor poor pregnant (fish)wife had a meltdown a few days ago and wondered how she’s supposed to give birth safely. She’s paranoid about giving birth and a baby surely can’t get past it. Surely a baby would push it out and there would be a chance of rupturing or infection. It overwhelmed her. She called gynaecology and now she needs an examination. Lazy wonders if that is why her infection markers are so high. After doing research she wonders if it’s a prolapse as none of the cyst photos online look like hers. It’s right at 12 o’clock and comes down. Lazy hopes no one is eating dinner whilst watching this. Bit late to be saying that now.
Lazy has a phobia of bleeding out during labour. She always tells Creepstopher to go down to her vagina and tell her what the blood loss is like. She feels suffocated and can’t see what they’re going to tell her tomorrow to make her feel better. The first option is a c-section but she doesn’t want to have to have one due to the epidural and tugging. Lazy doesn’t want to know the baby’s birthdate in advance. She wants it to be spontaneous. She doesn’t want to be unable to drive for six weeks, wants to be able to pick up Jace and Mila when she comes home from hospital, and wants to breastfeed comfortably. She will do it if she needs to but she’s dreading it. She doesn’t see how she can give birth with the blockage. She hasn’t had the MRI yet because Lazy doesn’t want it done whilst pregnant, and there’s no point as no procedure can be done until she’s given birth anyway. She feels like this is a rare case. Comment below if you’ve been through this. She’s hoping to find out what it is tomorrow. The midwife told her not to leave the hospital tomorrow without a delivery plan. It’s baby number six and they need to know what they’re dealing with.
Lazy thinks she’s mentioned everything she needed to stay. It’s silly how we have things that are TMI just because it’s to do with your vagina. It’s just another part of your body. My issue is it’s a part of YOUR body and I want to sleep tonight without having nightmares. Lazy isn’t asking us to share out medical issues but wants her children to know it’s ok to talk about things like this. Tomorrow she has an obstetrics appointment and guesses that the gynaecologist will come downstairs and see her. Next week she has a growth scan for Baby Waby. The heat can do one and Lazy can’t wait for cosy frosty mornings. She hopes she helps people in the future. The best thing you can do is speak up. Just like your filthy husband's victims did? Lazy feels like she’s got stuff off her chest. It’s hard to find what her case is online. She’s not got the cyst thing starting with B, she’s sure it’s not.
Lazy hopes we enjoyed this vlog or found it interesting.
End of vlog
. Thank goodness for streaming services.LATE PREGNANCY HEALTH PROBLEMS.. (36 WEEK UPDATE & NEW CAR SEAT UNBOXING)
Lazy has a lot of things going on in her pregnancy. Nothing is wrong with the baby; just her. Where to start? A list of things wrong with her would be one of Isabelle's 600 page books. She’s been worried and has an appointment tomorrow. She doesn’t know the outcome and wants to be open. This vlog may not be appropriate for younger chuldren and some parents may not want to answer questions they have. Lazy is going to talk about ladies problems and things that can happen with ladies, maybe men too in different places. Some people get offended, cringed out or think it’s TMI. Lazy always shares things she thinks is helpful for other people. She feels like it’s ok to talk about problems with your arm but not your vagina. Lazy promises no pictures, videos or gore.
First Lazy has packages to show us. She’s in the nursery with the window open. First package is a second hand £5.50 caboo sling off Vinted as Lazy gave her old one to Katrina. Next is a gift from Lazy’s friend; more clothes. Lazy’s midwife appointment went well this morning.
Lot’s of ifam have been asking which car seat Lazy has gone for. She used Jace’s old car seat for Mila but it’s over 5 years old now. She’s not sure when car seats expire but it’s probably not going to be the safest to use. She’s been doing a lot of research. She went for the Avionaut Pixel Pro 2.0 C after it was recommended to her on Facebook. It’s the lightest weight car seat on the market. Lazy didn’t know whether to order this beige colour or the pink but she’s keeping it. It comes with an awesome wedge for the newborn to sit on. Hiccups. Lazy likes how the car seat has the baby laying back.
Lazy can’t get comfortable anywhere so she’s kneeling in front of the window. She’s been sorting out piles to take to the bathroom. She’s always said it’s been a textbook pregnancy and that’s still true. Her urine this morning was clear with the midwife but she’ll come back to that as she did question it. Her blood pressure is perfect. No concerns whatsoever. Can’t keep eye contact with the camera. She’ll see the midwife again in two weeks at 38 weeks.
Lazy does her own urine test strips for her own reassurance. She inserts a picture of one. The one she took herself this morning indicated a very high LEU (white blood cell count). It makes sense with what she’s going through at the moment. It was the darkest purple. The midwife said it was all clear. After the appointment she went to the toilet in the office and used their pee strips. Again it was the deepest purple you can get. Lazy called as she needed reassurance. She felt bad as she didn’t want to sound like she was accusing them of not doing their job properly. Google says it could cause a stillbirth or premature labour. The midwife explained everything and said their strips were basic. They would only be concerned if it was accompanied by protein or a large amount of blood. Both were clear. They don’t really check the other things; just the important ones.
Lazy had been feeling great until 35 weeks when pregnancy hit her in the face like a brick wall. She has low energy, is completely exhausted and can barely breathe. She feels shattered when she stands up, sweats and has palpitations. She’ll sit down for 10 minutes and set herself another small task. She’s sleeping ok and her hips aren’t hurting anymore. She’s woken up the past couple of nights with shoulder pain. Previously she felt great but now she just feels ok.
WARNING: DO NOT READ WHILST EATING!!!This is where the chat gets real. Lazy spoke about it in June at her gynaecology appointment. Long story short; after giving birth to Jace, Lazy noticed an internal vaginal cyst smaller than a marble. She had it checked at a smear test. She can’t sit on things and doesn’t get embarrassed about things like this. She doesn’t get anxious and nervous. Get your smear test booked if you’re due. Lazy didn’t think about the cyst again until she was 9cm dilated with Mila. She told the midwife and a doctor came down to check. Lazy has never been in so much pain as when the doctor was fishing around in her vag. He had huge hands and Lazy told him to get off her. bleeping hell Creepstopher, how many times do you have to be told you're not qualified? Doctor didn’t think it was an issue but told her he’d get a specialist to check her. Lazy was sent up to the ward after the birth with 6/8 hour Mila and six doctors walked in wanting a look up Lazy’s fanny. All six got an eyeful and concluded it was just a cyst. They all quit medicine soon afterwards... Lazy was told to ignore it. Two years pass and Lazy is up the spout again.
June 2023: Lazy has thrush and a cough. It was irritating the cyst and it felt like it was coming down. It’s right at the entrance of the vagina when Lazy opens her legs. GP sent her to gynaecology. He freaked them out so bad as he looked at the nurse for 10 seconds. Creepstopher started to panic. The gynaecologist told the nurse Lazy needed an MRI, and continued to stare at the her. God this is starting to sound like some bleeping weird medical romance book. The cyst can’t be removed until after the birth as it can induce labour. A small procedure was done and Lazy was sent on her way with antibiotics.
In the last week, Lazy doesn’t know if it’s Baby Waby pushing down into the pelvis, but it feels like the cyst has ballooned. Lazy feels like she is trying to pass an egg 24/7. It’s the size of a large grape. It’s completely covering the exit of the vagina. It feels like it going to fall out and it half out when she pees. She pushes it back it but it comes out again. Poor poor pregnant (fish)wife had a meltdown a few days ago and wondered how she’s supposed to give birth safely. She’s paranoid about giving birth and a baby surely can’t get past it. Surely a baby would push it out and there would be a chance of rupturing or infection. It overwhelmed her. She called gynaecology and now she needs an examination. Lazy wonders if that is why her infection markers are so high. After doing research she wonders if it’s a prolapse as none of the cyst photos online look like hers. It’s right at 12 o’clock and comes down. Lazy hopes no one is eating dinner whilst watching this. Bit late to be saying that now.
Lazy has a phobia of bleeding out during labour. She always tells Creepstopher to go down to her vagina and tell her what the blood loss is like. She feels suffocated and can’t see what they’re going to tell her tomorrow to make her feel better. The first option is a c-section but she doesn’t want to have to have one due to the epidural and tugging. Lazy doesn’t want to know the baby’s birthdate in advance. She wants it to be spontaneous. She doesn’t want to be unable to drive for six weeks, wants to be able to pick up Jace and Mila when she comes home from hospital, and wants to breastfeed comfortably. She will do it if she needs to but she’s dreading it. She doesn’t see how she can give birth with the blockage. She hasn’t had the MRI yet because Lazy doesn’t want it done whilst pregnant, and there’s no point as no procedure can be done until she’s given birth anyway. She feels like this is a rare case. Comment below if you’ve been through this. She’s hoping to find out what it is tomorrow. The midwife told her not to leave the hospital tomorrow without a delivery plan. It’s baby number six and they need to know what they’re dealing with.
Lazy thinks she’s mentioned everything she needed to stay. It’s silly how we have things that are TMI just because it’s to do with your vagina. It’s just another part of your body. My issue is it’s a part of YOUR body and I want to sleep tonight without having nightmares. Lazy isn’t asking us to share out medical issues but wants her children to know it’s ok to talk about things like this. Tomorrow she has an obstetrics appointment and guesses that the gynaecologist will come downstairs and see her. Next week she has a growth scan for Baby Waby. The heat can do one and Lazy can’t wait for cosy frosty mornings. She hopes she helps people in the future. The best thing you can do is speak up. Just like your filthy husband's victims did? Lazy feels like she’s got stuff off her chest. It’s hard to find what her case is online. She’s not got the cyst thing starting with B, she’s sure it’s not.
Lazy hopes we enjoyed this vlog or found it interesting.
End of vlog
oh fanny boil,Your pipes, your pipes need cleaning.
From stem to stern out and inside.
Your cyst is gone, but it will be returning.
It's huge, it's huge, but it must go far and wide
Oh fanny boy
Who is this channel supposed to appeal to apart from freaks and weirdos.
Is anyone really concerned with lazys bits. Frankly it’s bizarre that she would even want to broadcast her health complaints to the public. Even more bizarre she relishes her children being ill.
Frankly, I don’t watch them but this thread is something I read out of morbid fascination of what they do next.
They really are an odd bunch. Scruffy, uneducated, isolated and feral with a belief that they are better than everyone.
Is anyone really concerned with lazys bits. Frankly it’s bizarre that she would even want to broadcast her health complaints to the public. Even more bizarre she relishes her children being ill.
Frankly, I don’t watch them but this thread is something I read out of morbid fascination of what they do next.
They really are an odd bunch. Scruffy, uneducated, isolated and feral with a belief that they are better than everyone.
I know Sutton Hoo…sounds like we’re both SuffolkiansThat looks like something excavated from Sutton Hoo!
I know you're not from around there though. I reckon you're more likely to dig up the Lambton Worm, where you are.
I reckon she’s got a Gartner Duct Cyst, hence why she needs an MRI. If she’d have had that and not been swayed by that head husband of hers, because we all know it’s him, then she’d know by now. I don‘t understand why she’s left it this long to worry about her birth plan though, it won’t have concealed her entrance overnight. They should never have gone to Devon, instead they should have sorted her health for the baby’s sake.
Sarah has admitted it is Chris that wants numerous children, considering we now know there has been gynaecological issues since Jace and he has persisted in getting her pregnant, not forgetting the miscarriage, it shows he has no care for anyone else than what he wants. It’s telling that he has little regard for her physical health, he gets worse and actually makes me feel ill.
even if it's a cyst she shouldn't try to deal with it on her own--if you just drain it but don't get the cyst wall out, it'll just keep coming back. dr. pimple popper taught me that
The only thing that isn’t iddy biddy in Sarah’s life is a boil on her falange!
Next thread title please
I'm not but I do have a soft spot for Suffolk. I won't say any more about your lovely stomping ground though, in case "Savanna" heads over to hit up your boring agriculture, dirty skanky beaches and smelly ocean coves.I know Sutton Hoo…sounds like we’re both Suffolkians
Idiot of the year posting on Instagram again
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Better late than never. Not like I have plans tonight
LATE PREGNANCY HEALTH PROBLEMS.. (36 WEEK UPDATE & NEW CAR SEAT UNBOXING)
Lazy has a lot of things going on in her pregnancy. Nothing is wrong with the baby; just her. Where to start? A list of things wrong with her would be one of Isabelle's 600 page books. She’s been worried and has an appointment tomorrow. She doesn’t know the outcome and wants to be open. This vlog may not be appropriate for younger chuldren and some parents may not want to answer questions they have. Lazy is going to talk about ladies problems and things that can happen with ladies, maybe men too in different places. Some people get offended, cringed out or think it’s TMI. Lazy always shares things she thinks is helpful for other people. She feels like it’s ok to talk about problems with your arm but not your vagina. Lazy promises no pictures, videos or gore.
First Lazy has packages to show us. She’s in the nursery with the window open. First package is a second hand £5.50 caboo sling off Vinted as Lazy gave her old one to Katrina. Next is a gift from Lazy’s friend; more clothes. Lazy’s midwife appointment went well this morning.
Lot’s of ifam have been asking which car seat Lazy has gone for. She used Jace’s old car seat for Mila but it’s over 5 years old now. She’s not sure when car seats expire but it’s probably not going to be the safest to use. She’s been doing a lot of research. She went for the Avionaut Pixel Pro 2.0 C after it was recommended to her on Facebook. It’s the lightest weight car seat on the market. Lazy didn’t know whether to order this beige colour or the pink but she’s keeping it. It comes with an awesome wedge for the newborn to sit on. Hiccups. Lazy likes how the car seat has the baby laying back.
Lazy can’t get comfortable anywhere so she’s kneeling in front of the window. She’s been sorting out piles to take to the bathroom. She’s always said it’s been a textbook pregnancy and that’s still true. Her urine this morning was clear with the midwife but she’ll come back to that as she did question it. Her blood pressure is perfect. No concerns whatsoever. Can’t keep eye contact with the camera. She’ll see the midwife again in two weeks at 38 weeks.
Lazy does her own urine test strips for her own reassurance. She inserts a picture of one. The one she took herself this morning indicated a very high LEU (white blood cell count). It makes sense with what she’s going through at the moment. It was the darkest purple. The midwife said it was all clear. After the appointment she went to the toilet in the office and used their pee strips. Again it was the deepest purple you can get. Lazy called as she needed reassurance. She felt bad as she didn’t want to sound like she was accusing them of not doing their job properly. Google says it could cause a stillbirth or premature labour. The midwife explained everything and said their strips were basic. They would only be concerned if it was accompanied by protein or a large amount of blood. Both were clear. They don’t really check the other things; just the important ones.
Lazy had been feeling great until 35 weeks when pregnancy hit her in the face like a brick wall. She has low energy, is completely exhausted and can barely breathe. She feels shattered when she stands up, sweats and has palpitations. She’ll sit down for 10 minutes and set herself another small task. She’s sleeping ok and her hips aren’t hurting anymore. She’s woken up the past couple of nights with shoulder pain. Previously she felt great but now she just feels ok.
This is where the chat gets real. Lazy spoke about it in June at her gynaecology appointment. Long story short; after giving birth to Jace, Lazy noticed an internal vaginal cyst smaller than a marble. She had it checked at a smear test. She can’t sit on things and doesn’t get embarrassed about things like this. She doesn’t get anxious and nervous. Get your smear test booked if you’re due. Lazy didn’t think about the cyst again until she was 9cm dilated with Mila. She told the midwife and a doctor came down to check. Lazy has never been in so much pain as when the doctor was fishing around in her vag. He had huge hands and Lazy told him to get off her. bleeping hell Creepstopher, how many times do you have to be told you're not qualified? Doctor didn’t think it was an issue but told her he’d get a specialist to check her. Lazy was sent up to the ward after the birth with 6/8 hour Mila and six doctors walked in wanting a look up Lazy’s fanny. All six got an eyeful and concluded it was just a cyst. They all quit medicine soon afterwards... Lazy was told to ignore it. Two years pass and Lazy is up the spout again.
June 2023: Lazy has thrush and a cough. It was irritating the cyst and it felt like it was coming down. It’s right at the entrance of the vagina when Lazy opens her legs. GP sent her to gynaecology. He freaked them out so bad as he looked at the nurse for 10 seconds. Creepstopher started to panic. The gynaecologist told the nurse Lazy needed an MRI, and continued to stare at the her. God this is starting to sound like some bleeping weird medical romance book. The cyst can’t be removed until after the birth as it can induce labour. A small procedure was done and Lazy was sent on her way with antibiotics.
In the last week, Lazy doesn’t know if it’s Baby Waby pushing down into the pelvis, but it feels like the cyst has ballooned. Lazy feels like she is trying to pass an egg 24/7. It’s the size of a large grape. It’s completely covering the exit of the vagina. It feels like it going to fall out and it half out when she pees. She pushes it back it but it comes out again. Poor poor pregnant (fish)wife had a meltdown a few days ago and wondered how she’s supposed to give birth safely. She’s paranoid about giving birth and a baby surely can’t get past it. Surely a baby would push it out and there would be a chance of rupturing or infection. It overwhelmed her. She called gynaecology and now she needs an examination. Lazy wonders if that is why her infection markers are so high. After doing research she wonders if it’s a prolapse as none of the cyst photos online look like hers. It’s right at 12 o’clock and comes down. Lazy hopes no one is eating dinner whilst watching this. Bit late to be saying that now.
Lazy has a phobia of bleeding out during labour. She always tells Creepstopher to go down to her vagina and tell her what the blood loss is like. She feels suffocated and can’t see what they’re going to tell her tomorrow to make her feel better. The first option is a c-section but she doesn’t want to have to have one due to the epidural and tugging. Lazy doesn’t want to know the baby’s birthdate in advance. She wants it to be spontaneous. She doesn’t want to be unable to drive for six weeks, wants to be able to pick up Jace and Mila when she comes home from hospital, and wants to breastfeed comfortably. She will do it if she needs to but she’s dreading it. She doesn’t see how she can give birth with the blockage. She hasn’t had the MRI yet because Lazy doesn’t want it done whilst pregnant, and there’s no point as no procedure can be done until she’s given birth anyway. She feels like this is a rare case. Comment below if you’ve been through this. She’s hoping to find out what it is tomorrow. The midwife told her not to leave the hospital tomorrow without a delivery plan. It’s baby number six and they need to know what they’re dealing with.
Lazy thinks she’s mentioned everything she needed to stay. It’s silly how we have things that are TMI just because it’s to do with your vagina. It’s just another part of your body. My issue is it’s a part of YOUR body and I want to sleep tonight without having nightmares. Lazy isn’t asking us to share out medical issues but wants her children to know it’s ok to talk about things like this. Tomorrow she has an obstetrics appointment and guesses that the gynaecologist will come downstairs and see her. Next week she has a growth scan for Baby Waby. The heat can do one and Lazy can’t wait for cosy frosty mornings. She hopes she helps people in the future. The best thing you can do is speak up. Just like your filthy husband's victims did? Lazy feels like she’s got stuff off her chest. It’s hard to find what her case is online. She’s not got the cyst thing starting with B, she’s sure it’s not.
Lazy hopes we enjoyed this vlog or found it interesting.
End of vlog
Better late than never. Not like I have plans tonight
LATE PREGNANCY HEALTH PROBLEMS.. (36 WEEK UPDATE & NEW CAR SEAT UNBOXING)
Lazy has a lot of things going on in her pregnancy. Nothing is wrong with the baby; just her. Where to start? A list of things wrong with her would be one of Isabelle's 600 page books. She’s been worried and has an appointment tomorrow. She doesn’t know the outcome and wants to be open. This vlog may not be appropriate for younger chuldren and some parents may not want to answer questions they have. Lazy is going to talk about ladies problems and things that can happen with ladies, maybe men too in different places. Some people get offended, cringed out or think it’s TMI. Lazy always shares things she thinks is helpful for other people. She feels like it’s ok to talk about problems with your arm but not your vagina. Lazy promises no pictures, videos or gore.
First Lazy has packages to show us. She’s in the nursery with the window open. First package is a second hand £5.50 caboo sling off Vinted as Lazy gave her old one to Katrina. Next is a gift from Lazy’s friend; more clothes. Lazy’s midwife appointment went well this morning.
Lot’s of ifam have been asking which car seat Lazy has gone for. She used Jace’s old car seat for Mila but it’s over 5 years old now. She’s not sure when car seats expire but it’s probably not going to be the safest to use. She’s been doing a lot of research. She went for the Avionaut Pixel Pro 2.0 C after it was recommended to her on Facebook. It’s the lightest weight car seat on the market. Lazy didn’t know whether to order this beige colour or the pink but she’s keeping it. It comes with an awesome wedge for the newborn to sit on. Hiccups. Lazy likes how the car seat has the baby laying back.
Lazy can’t get comfortable anywhere so she’s kneeling in front of the window. She’s been sorting out piles to take to the bathroom. She’s always said it’s been a textbook pregnancy and that’s still true. Her urine this morning was clear with the midwife but she’ll come back to that as she did question it. Her blood pressure is perfect. No concerns whatsoever. Can’t keep eye contact with the camera. She’ll see the midwife again in two weeks at 38 weeks.
Lazy does her own urine test strips for her own reassurance. She inserts a picture of one. The one she took herself this morning indicated a very high LEU (white blood cell count). It makes sense with what she’s going through at the moment. It was the darkest purple. The midwife said it was all clear. After the appointment she went to the toilet in the office and used their pee strips. Again it was the deepest purple you can get. Lazy called as she needed reassurance. She felt bad as she didn’t want to sound like she was accusing them of not doing their job properly. Google says it could cause a stillbirth or premature labour. The midwife explained everything and said their strips were basic. They would only be concerned if it was accompanied by protein or a large amount of blood. Both were clear. They don’t really check the other things; just the important ones.
Lazy had been feeling great until 35 weeks when pregnancy hit her in the face like a brick wall. She has low energy, is completely exhausted and can barely breathe. She feels shattered when she stands up, sweats and has palpitations. She’ll sit down for 10 minutes and set herself another small task. She’s sleeping ok and her hips aren’t hurting anymore. She’s woken up the past couple of nights with shoulder pain. Previously she felt great but now she just feels ok.
This is where the chat gets real. Lazy spoke about it in June at her gynaecology appointment. Long story short; after giving birth to Jace, Lazy noticed an internal vaginal cyst smaller than a marble. She had it checked at a smear test. She can’t sit on things and doesn’t get embarrassed about things like this. She doesn’t get anxious and nervous. Get your smear test booked if you’re due. Lazy didn’t think about the cyst again until she was 9cm dilated with Mila. She told the midwife and a doctor came down to check. Lazy has never been in so much pain as when the doctor was fishing around in her vag. He had huge hands and Lazy told him to get off her. bleeping hell Creepstopher, how many times do you have to be told you're not qualified? Doctor didn’t think it was an issue but told her he’d get a specialist to check her. Lazy was sent up to the ward after the birth with 6/8 hour Mila and six doctors walked in wanting a look up Lazy’s fanny. All six got an eyeful and concluded it was just a cyst. They all quit medicine soon afterwards... Lazy was told to ignore it. Two years pass and Lazy is up the spout again.
June 2023: Lazy has thrush and a cough. It was irritating the cyst and it felt like it was coming down. It’s right at the entrance of the vagina when Lazy opens her legs. GP sent her to gynaecology. He freaked them out so bad as he looked at the nurse for 10 seconds. Creepstopher started to panic. The gynaecologist told the nurse Lazy needed an MRI, and continued to stare at the her. God this is starting to sound like some bleeping weird medical romance book. The cyst can’t be removed until after the birth as it can induce labour. A small procedure was done and Lazy was sent on her way with antibiotics.
In the last week, Lazy doesn’t know if it’s Baby Waby pushing down into the pelvis, but it feels like the cyst has ballooned. Lazy feels like she is trying to pass an egg 24/7. It’s the size of a large grape. It’s completely covering the exit of the vagina. It feels like it going to fall out and it half out when she pees. She pushes it back it but it comes out again. Poor poor pregnant (fish)wife had a meltdown a few days ago and wondered how she’s supposed to give birth safely. She’s paranoid about giving birth and a baby surely can’t get past it. Surely a baby would push it out and there would be a chance of rupturing or infection. It overwhelmed her. She called gynaecology and now she needs an examination. Lazy wonders if that is why her infection markers are so high. After doing research she wonders if it’s a prolapse as none of the cyst photos online look like hers. It’s right at 12 o’clock and comes down. Lazy hopes no one is eating dinner whilst watching this. Bit late to be saying that now.
Lazy has a phobia of bleeding out during labour. She always tells Creepstopher to go down to her vagina and tell her what the blood loss is like. She feels suffocated and can’t see what they’re going to tell her tomorrow to make her feel better. The first option is a c-section but she doesn’t want to have to have one due to the epidural and tugging. Lazy doesn’t want to know the baby’s birthdate in advance. She wants it to be spontaneous. She doesn’t want to be unable to drive for six weeks, wants to be able to pick up Jace and Mila when she comes home from hospital, and wants to breastfeed comfortably. She will do it if she needs to but she’s dreading it. She doesn’t see how she can give birth with the blockage. She hasn’t had the MRI yet because Lazy doesn’t want it done whilst pregnant, and there’s no point as no procedure can be done until she’s given birth anyway. She feels like this is a rare case. Comment below if you’ve been through this. She’s hoping to find out what it is tomorrow. The midwife told her not to leave the hospital tomorrow without a delivery plan. It’s baby number six and they need to know what they’re dealing with.
Lazy thinks she’s mentioned everything she needed to stay. It’s silly how we have things that are TMI just because it’s to do with your vagina. It’s just another part of your body. My issue is it’s a part of YOUR body and I want to sleep tonight without having nightmares. Lazy isn’t asking us to share out medical issues but wants her children to know it’s ok to talk about things like this. Tomorrow she has an obstetrics appointment and guesses that the gynaecologist will come downstairs and see her. Next week she has a growth scan for Baby Waby. The heat can do one and Lazy can’t wait for cosy frosty mornings. She hopes she helps people in the future. The best thing you can do is speak up. Just like your filthy husband's victims did? Lazy feels like she’s got stuff off her chest. It’s hard to find what her case is online. She’s not got the cyst thing starting with B, she’s sure it’s not.
Lazy hopes we enjoyed this vlog or found it interesting.
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I really can’t with that ridiculous face he keeps pulling on his Instagram posts. If I ever saw my other half posing like that he’d be getting served divorce papers quicker than he could fart 
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I honestly can’t decide whether he’s just trying to wind us all up when he does it or if he genuinely thinks he looks like a boss !!
He has to be the most unattractive man I have seen in a long time
!!I honestly can’t decide whether he’s just trying to wind us all up when he does it or if he genuinely thinks he looks like a boss !!
He has to be the most unattractive man I have seen in a long time
Well if it is a cyst they can name it narci after themselves
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