The Ingham Family #305 The (Creepy) Thief, His (Lazy) Wife and the (blow up) Canoe

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Nickyjay

The first sentences, so you have to work every day to make money.

So you’re not really escaping the matrix are you. In fact it sounds like a 7 day a week enterprise.

For the last 3 days I’m on my days off. I’ve not had to turn in to work, I’ve not even have to think about it. I can go where I choose and do what I want.

I also earn a guaranteed income at the end of the month, with paid holidays and a pension.

I also give my children privacy and their own life choices.
 
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mags

Well, Chris. You might not think you're a wizard but Urban Dictionary suggests otherwise.



 
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Joris Bobson

He said no outlay didn’t he other than buying his pamphlet. Now it’s paying for ads on social media which isn’t cheap.
 
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Mostyn

Instead of parading Isla around the street to look at your latest daft idea get that child some much needed dental treatment
 
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Mostyn

How can he be financially free and have a big mortgage
 
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bracrumbs

He looks like he’s doing “spud!” In that photo like we used to at primary school in the 90s to convey that we had not farted.

anyway, I don’t understand who he thinks he’s kidding with this. I‘m sure when he started all this he claimed they’d been financially free for 7 years and now it’s 5? And he forgets he shows us his day, that you have to register income in this country etc. it doesn’t stand up to a millisecond of interrogation. Wheres the brand new RV and not an older model? Where’s the really expensive mods you see the rich van lifers do? Where’s the new cars? Rich people do tend to be prudent with their cash but they don’t cheap out when they don’t have to.

I don’t doubt that they earn 6 figures a year from youtube but that’s £100,000. An amount not to be sniffed at but also not that wild for a couple who both work. And all bastard 8 of them work, every day, selling their lives. The one commodity they have left. And he’s crashing that into the ground.
 
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curious cookie jar

mags said:
Well, Chris. You might not think you're a wizard but Urban Dictionary suggests otherwise.

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The only thing that is anywhere like traditional wizard is the sleeve that is his wife’s chuff currently defying gravity only by means of a ring
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I remember when 6 figures used to mean millions before bullshitters like him started lying about their wealth
 
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anyone?

Re. the big wow pow shock surprise thats going to be dropppppppppppped to us foos in the next 3 hours (I can't wait)...I wonder if they decided to trade in the BEST RV of their lives because of the rubbish aircon and instead decided to get the MEGAAAA RV they wanted before so that Jace /Mila can ride their bikes up and down it
 
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mags

That really would be bonkers.

Maybe a burgah van, to combine business with pleasure?

Did they have a commercial type vehicle when they used to have their old cleaning business? That really would be full circle. I'd love to see him out cleaning wheelie bins or whatever it was he used to do.
 
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GreaseMop

From Creepy's reel it looks like he's wanting the OTT reaction to be Isla squeezing out a few tears, so get ready for tonight's sooper dooper pow wow emotional cute SURPRISE.
Hopefully it was tears of horror at the thought of squashing back into the death trap with one extra person, no-one would cry tears of joy over a clapped out old delivery van.
 
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Web30

do you think that's why esmes holding her arm the way she is, so she can get some tears out of her
 
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skyelau

bet that 17k he said he earned one day was what he sold the dpd van for
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do you think that's why esmes holding her arm the way she is, so she can get some tears out of her
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Would not surprise me that Esme, is a nasty piece of work, I know she is a child but nah something about her is off
 
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charlotte_98

They really do mess with their kids emotions, very odd man. I don’t see anything cute in a red faced isla huffing and puffing about a clapped out van.
He gets some kind of strange buzz out of it.
And the you’re welcome, it makes you shudder, very strange man.
 
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anyone?

did they have a cleaning business? i never knew that. i just remember he was a 'pilot' (sorted the luggage at the airport). I think it might be a new van to do up from scratch, or god forbid one of those double decker buses that people are now buying to convert....pls no
 
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