The Ingham Family #301 Temu Tate The Bellend of Beltoft

[Charmball]

It’s hilarious. What she doesn’t realise is the reaction she gives is the best bit

She’s fuming she was busted, she’s fuming she was called fat and she’s fuming that she couldn’t control it. But it’s all because everyone is jealous of their success
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Imagine being on holiday and being so obsessed with the “haters” that you entered an online argument with them and continued it into the next day.

 

[curious cookie jar]

A sign of success INFACTUATED? View attachment 2429833

“Sadly they think their behaviour is normal”
Actually duck Face, I find not living with a serial cheating teen groomer quite normal as do most other people. Nobody is obsessed with you and your family. Everyone has their own friends and family to crack on with.
What REALLY pisses you off is that you have a group of people who call you out on your bullshit lifestyle and scamming ways and you have ZERO control over it. Long may it continue

 

[Sep]

I know big eye little eye was put on yesterday but Izzy’s spa photo with lazy is cracking me up. Why would she post it when her mum looks crazy eyed

 

[Impleo]

Not going to pretend I don't follow their life and have done for years. It's entertainment, who needs soaps? They are fascinating. Never seen or known anyone like them.

Just like I watch Love Island and can't wait for the next series of Big Brother, the Inghams are a weird sort of reality TV, except you don't have the constraints of ordinary television (for example, ITV could never invite a man who propositioned a 16 year old and his wife who just stood by him without any explanation to be the stars of a show ) so you get these even odder characters like Chris and Sarah. The Inghams are my trash tv.

*I don't actually watch them, apart from the very odd occasion to find an image or if it is a real cluster duck of a vlog. I read here instead, but I absolutely love it

 

[instamumsaredaft]

What does sga mean? I hope this banyan comes out a 10 lber haha

 

[nattis]

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Can you imagine a life where the only thing you have to look forward to is going out shopping for more tat and tiny baby clothes.
Or a life where you every day sit down on your bum to talk and talk tit into a camera. Lying your arse off most of the time.
Or a life where you every day get reminded that your husbandcheated on you and after that made you have 3 extra children with him.
Or a life where you every day have to think first thing in the morning. What are we going to do today that ruins our childrens life even more.
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Stop typing out a lot of messages Sarah, go out and find a bush to make a rant video for us instead they are so much more entertaining. Oh btw you don't have to find that bush we do not need to do much research to know where you are, because we have known for almost a week.

 

[curious cookie jar]

To be honest, if you have even a scintilla of experience working with psychologists and behavioural specialists their vlogs can be fascinating. They are a sociology/psych degree case study playing out in real time

 

[Badirene]

What does sga mean? I hope this banyan comes out a 10 lber haha

Saggy Geriatric 'Arris, it's the medical term for the affliction commonly known as "toad arse".

 

[Rightio123]

The SGA thing is a red herring. The midwife writing in her notes that she had two SGA babies doesn't prove anything. It was written in error as factually none of her babies meet the criteria for SGA. She can argue until she's blue in the face that this is the reason she needs extra scans and is consultant led, but the reality is she would need these anyway as she clearly has a high BMI.

instead of just admitting that the SGA reference was an error, Sarah wants to stick with it as it ties into the whole 'dinky dot' children thing that she is obsessed with. She wants her children to be tiny and to act young for their age as this is what she is comfortable with. She doesn't want the kids to grow up and gain independence as it would cause all sorts of issues for her and Chris. You can see it when she treats Jace like a toddler when he should be in school and has brainwashed Izzy to believe it's disrespectful for her to have a bloody piercing without Sarah's permission.

 

[Web30]

Talking about them isn't all I look forward to, but I enjoy coming here, and having a laugh with you guys.

 

[curious cookie jar]

#302#Sarah Ingham- As High As Her BMI

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

She's still pissed off then.

Jesus Christ, it doesn't matter that it is handwritten on a notepad. Sarah, NONE OF YOUR BABIES WERE A LOW BIRTH WEIGHT!!!! it's all been well documented by yourselves you thick duck.

There is either an error on your paper work which you need to correct by telling the health professionals (that are looking after you because you're obese and you're classed as an older mum now, not cause you have dinky dot babies) the truth or you yourself have lied to them and told them that your previous two babies were low birth weights when they weren't.

Either way, that information is incorrect, going by the babies measurements (which you also shared for everyone to see) they seem to be perfectly average for nearly every percentile. It doesn't matter how much you cry and stamp your little hooves, it doesn't make your sick fantasy of having low birth weight babies a reality.

 

[OliviaPope]

She's still pissed off then.

Generally the booking in appointment is based off what SHE told the midwife she loves to lie just like her size 16 swimsuits actually being size 22s.

So if she insisted that her over 25 percentile babies were tiny and only 6lb and how all her babies could only fit in to tiny baby clothes, because of this the midwife wrote it down in her notes doesn’t mean anything apart from it was noted down. Not like midwife’s are going double checking everything that comes out of her moon face.

What planet is this 38 year old woman on when she’s already been told that at booking in her BMI was already too high to get in the birthing pool. She has it in her head that is the reason for extra scans was because of the babies she had 14 years ago; when her 2 that she had recently were very healthy weights.

Creepy didn’t trust anything she relayed that the doctor told her when Mila needed her operation they needed to have another appointment.

The woman is deranged she first told the IFAM that her cyst on her fanny was the reason for the consultant!! Then she said she kicked up a fuss when she was in labour with Mila about this “cyst” and made consultants come and look at it there and then it couldn’t wait for an appointment.

Who can forget the cancer toe carry on in Spain, she definitely has some sort disorder that she takes glee from pretending to be ill, but loves it even more when her kids are sick.

 

[Charmball]

I changed to consultant led in my last pregnant half way through because I turned 35 during my pregnant and that couple with the fact my BMI was raised meant I met two of the criteria for it.

These are the most common reasons for consultant led care:

Pre-existing medical problems - such as
Asthma, Diabetes, High Blood Pressure or Epilepsy
* High or low BMI - BMI <18 or a BMI >30
* Age more than 35 years at conception
* Fertility treatment - such as IVF or donor egg pregnancy
* Multiple pregnancy - twins or triplets
* Lifestyle factors - Smoking, drinking alcohol or using recreational drugs at conception and during pregnancy
* Complications in a previous pregnancy - such as preeclampsia, previous small baby or previous pregnancy loss
# Previous labour complications - such as
shoulder dystocia, heavy bleeding after birth, third-or fourth-degree tear or previous Caesarean- section.

A low birthweight baby is defined as:

If your baby weighs less than 2.5kg (5.5lb) when they're born. About seven in 100 babies born in the UK have a low birth weight. Stat 2022).

The latter does not refer to Sarah Ingham.


I should also add that my middle child was 6lb 10oz when she was born. There was no issue with her weight or size. However when I was pregnant with my third, my midwife told me that the guidelines had again changed and she would now be classed as an SGA baby if she were under todays guidelines. Part of me think Fatty Boom Boom has heard this last bit and run with it.

 

[InspectorGadget99]

Glad I stumbled (stalked) upon those screenshots on Facebook. We were due some entertainment on this thread…and it just happened to be whilst they’re away again

Am I the drama? Did I start this hahaha

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

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[whatamess123]

That car seat thread.... % guaranteed its Chris not Sarah responding.

Yet he`s banking 10k a day and living the high life. Hmmm.

 

[snapdrag0n]

She’s shared the need but these continued scans but not shown the reasoning… she may well need them but she’s kidding herself only with the reason why.

 

[Charmball]

Glad I stumbled (stalked) upon those screenshots on Facebook. We were due some entertainment on this thread…and it just happened to be whilst they’re away again

Am I the drama? Did I start this hahaha

You absolutely kicked it off

 

[GreaseMop]

Clearly they are having a lovely holiday then.
They are probably only able to skulk about after dark because Creepy is scared of someone confronting him, leaving Lazy plenty of time to get irate online.

To try to convince everyone they are living their best lives she'll send Isabelle and Esme off to film a cheesy reel about sisters being best friends and spinning each other around.