GOING ACROSS COUNTRY SHOPPING ALONE FOR THE FIRST TIME (MISSING OUR TRAIN STOP ON THE WAY HOME
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That stupid nose ring does Isabelle no favours. Makes her look like a highland cow.
Isabelle and Esme say goodbye to Lazy. Esme foghorn “see ya. I love you”. They make the train by a second and had to ask the man if it was the right train. They’re off into Leeds to go shopping. There’s a lot of autumn stuff that has just come in.
Switch to second train. Isabelle always sees people asking “workers” if they’re in the right place. Arrival in Leeds. The girls head to get a coffee.
Café Nero for a latte and cake. Esme bagsied the cute coffee and left Isabelle with the one that’s a bit of a mess. Isabelle can’t identify shortcake and hates it anyway. She got chocolate cake.
Esme is Isabelle’s camera woman. Everyone is staring at them. The Sketchers bubble-gum machine is empty.
Urban Outfitters. Isabelle says they met ifam. Esme finds Mario Badesce skin care products. So cute. Isabelle finds a cute skirt but wants it in black so Esme goes to get one. They’ll do a haul when they get back. Primark is next. They find a shop that looks like Kenji but isn’t. Isabelle says she wants to get Jace and Mila something. Talking about Mogu Mogu.
Primark. Esme goes to get a bag aka basket as they’re going to spend a lot. On the way back she hears someone shout "OH MY GOD THAT'S ESME INGHAM" and was scared.
In your dreams. Isabelle finds a top. Meeting ifam. Cute t-shirts. Purple cardigan for Esme because of Speak Now. Boots that are giving Taylor Swift. Isabelle always thought ‘eras’ was pronounced “errors” her whole life because that's how Americans say it. The girls were shocked when Lazy told them it was the “eras” tour not “errors” tour.
So much for being super fans. Counting clothes for the fitting rooms. Esme refuses to count.
Probably because she can’t. Isabelle says that if they were there with Creepstopher they could sit in Greggs all the time. Laughing like it’s the joke of the century.
Esme has a lot to try on. Ironically Isabelle is wearing school shoes and socks that year 3 girls would wear. Trying on clothes. Esmé’s jeans are too long and drag on the floor but she likes them. cute this cute that. Paying. Moaning about how hot Primark is. Esme wanted her own bag separately from Isabelle.
Isabelle is thrilled to find the Damaged Society shop.
Her family are the ones damaging society. They’re going to Boots as Esmé wants to see if they have Drunk Elephant. Isabelle doesn’t like spending money but today she’s spoilt herself. Everyone in Boots is talking about Drunk Elephant. They don’t have the bronzing drops Esmé wants. The girls are excited to spot Dunkin Donuts. Esmé says people are so disrespectful for leaving the top of the tester cream dirty. She loves Drunk Elephant but there’s no bronzing drops. She decides against buying the hydration serum and will ask for it for Christmas. A nice lady helped Isabelle choose a concealer.
Esmé has had a disaster. They put a can of coke in a bag, didn’t think it would explode when they opened it but it did. Isabelle is now covered in it. She’s going to put one of her outfits on. Esmé says she’s a numpty. Cute outfit reveal.
McDonald’s. Back to shopping. In the Kenji looking shop, Isabelle is obsessed with the £5 water bottles. She kind of wants to get Mila something so looks at the toy pigs. They’ve got Isla and Jace something. Isabelle wants to get something for Lazy and Creepstopher so looks at the mugs. Isabelle got Jace a little Mogu Mogu because he loves them, pig for Mila, mugs for Lazy and Creepstopher and a water bottle.
Back at the train station to head home. Their feet are aching. They missed their stop because they were talking. It’s more stops on the way back. Isabelle has tears in her eyes. They were talking about which Instagram posts were going up on which days. Isabelle didn’t realise they’d stopped and tried to run but there were too many bags. She nearly broke her ankle. They’re at a random train station and the train home isn’t for another hour.
Have they never heard of a taxi?
The girls are on the train. Journey footage. Creepstopher picks them up.
Out of breath Esme tells us they’re home. Isabelle is doing a haul on her channel but Esme is doing one now. She gave everyone their presents. Treacle was waiting at the cage gate staring at her. Outfit try on. Most of the outfits were bought because of Taylor.
Isabelle is so tired as she never does anything. She doesn’t like spending money and is happy with whatever clothes she can get. She never treats herself to expensive clothes. She spent £32 on a skirt today reduced from £45.
Esme shows all the other
tit she got. Water bottle she’ll definitely be drinking from tomorrow, mascara, two Mogu Mogu drinks, pair of socks and two new yarns for the beanie making machine. She’s excited to go to bed as her legs are exhausted. She’s missed Treacle and is about to go downstairs and see her. She has such bad legache so is going to bed. She and Isabelle can’t wait to go out again.
Would be nice if Isla got a sister shopping day with one of the girls (preferably Isabelle as she is less of a nasty selfish cow).
End of vlog
Isabelle gave us a sneak peak of one the new Mary Shittle dolls.