HOW WE CELEBRATED MILAS 2nd BIRTHDAY (FULL BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS)
Jace and Mila play with her new toys. Creepstopher reminds us they’re staying at Camping Albufeira, coincidentally in the town of Albufeira. It has one of the nicest beaches in the Algarve so they’ve got all the e-bikes out and a change of clothes for later so they can go to a nice restaurant for Mila’s birthday. Cycling time lapse.
Beach. Esme takes selfies. Jace and Mila climb all over the pedalo with their filthy feet. Creepstopher eye-fucks the camera and tells us they have permission. Isla of course has to join in and sit on the pedalo. Shot of the cheese slop belly as the beached whale lays on a sun bed.
Creepstopher and Lazy are sat in front of the camera with smug faces. Creepstopher went to Aldi to pick up a load of ice creams and drinks. The sea is ice cold. It’s not Lazy’s type of sea as there are rough waves. The girls all said Creepstopher wouldn’t go in there so he heads over to get in. The girls are right and he heads back. Esme tells him she got in the water and was fine. Not to be outdone by a 14 year old, brave Creepstopher heads into the sea. All the waves are coming for him. It doesn’t look bad on camera but it is in real life. He’s not playing. He growls at the water and makes some sexual grunting noises as he moves further in. He’s really showing off his dentures today.
Lazy says Creepstopher was crying in the swimming pool yesterday but he denies this. In the next shot he’s got hold of Isla and carries her over to the sea. She’s screeching and clearly doesn’t want to go in the water. Ever the supportive father, he drops her in. Later, Creepstopher asks Isla if she wants to go in the water. She says she does. He says he felt mean.
Mila’s first nap as a 2 year old. Jace is being so cute. They’re allowed to play on the pedalos so he has some mates there. The boy he’s playing with said “ooooh bloody ‘ell” in a thick Yorkshire accent.
Probably when he saw Jace. He’s a proper British lad according to Creepstopher. He tells Isabelle and Esme they almost look like twins today. They both have floral dresses on but that is the end of the similarities.
Selfies. Jace on the pedalo. Isla creates a circle of shells in the sand. Mila’s face is covered in chocolate and no one has bothered to clean it; probably because it’s ‘cute’.
The Inghams have stopped off for Mila’s birthday dinner. The girls didn’t want to sit inside as it’s quite small and they’d have to sit in booths back to back. They’re sat outside in pitch black next to a noisy road. Isabelle likes being present with everyone at the table.
Young Hollywood sexy G cameraman Creepstopher films inside the American diner. Lazy says it’s so cute inside. They’re now sat inside at a table together after the staff pushed two together. Lazy is so huuuuuungry. Mila is having a pizza.
Creepstopher says the food looks insanely good.
It looks fairly average. He’s got an American stack burger. Isla has gone for the bossest hot dog. Lazy says she likes Esmé’s. Esme has a cheese steak sandwich. Isabelle has a Hawaiian burger and Jace keeps leaning over to ask why she has a pineapple in her burger. Lazy reminds him he has pineapple on pizza. He and Mila share the kids cheeseburger meal.
A brownie dessert is in front of Mila with a candle on top. Everyone sings happy birthday. Woohooooo. He blows out the candle because Mila is too slow for his liking. Esme starts messing about as Mila feeds her some brownie. Mila finds it hilarious. Isla copies Esme.
Esme says she and Isla have been teaching Mummy a Taylor Swift song. Footage of Lazy murdering the song. Taylor would drop dead from shock if she ever saw this. Isla sings the correct lyrics. They were saying which album they think Mila’s dolls are.
Let Creepstopher tell you now; the American Diner needs to have so many more people go there every day. It was incredible. They didn’t tell them it was Mila’s birthday so they must’ve overheard them. Creepstopher’s eyes are all over the place with this bullshit. The burgers are proper meat moulded in house and you can tell they are. Lazy Jace is being carried by Isabelle in the background. It was 80€ for them all. Every one of their phones died on the beach so they charged Creepstopher’s iPhone. They’ll be able to find their way back to the van now. Otherwise they would’ve been winging it on the 9% battery he had left
and the poor thing wouldn’t have been able to groom more teenagers for a couple of hours.
The Inghams are back at the van and about to do the cake. Someone has pulled the happy birthday banner down. Jace is going to help Isabelle with the cake. He sings and Esme says he’s so cute. He’s gripping onto the sweets for dear life. Isabelle wishes he could go to the Taylor Swift concert. She struggles to find letters to spell Mila’s name so she’s using E’s sideways. She hasn’t found a single m and no one will notice the upside down w’s. Isabelle licks the letters before putting them on the cake. She spells Mimi as ‘meme’ and moans about how much effort she had to put in. She deserves a good long sit down for her hard work.
Lazy asks Mila if she’s ready. She’s initially sat with her eyes closed but then Isla kisses her so she opens them and kisses her back. Lazy demands she closes her eyes. This is her last surprise as she isn’t like King Jace where he gets one every single day. Singing. Mila blows out the candle. Creepstopher says “clever giiiiiil”. Mila wants a spoon to eat the cake. Lazy says Isabelle’s poor spelling is because they didn’t have enough i’s. Lazy asks if she wants "choccy wocky" cake.
End of vlog
Creepstopher when he encounters a big scary troll vs when they call him a nonce
Sexy
a precious moment he didn’t notice at the time because of filming … isn’t that telling him something. How many other precious moments do you miss because you live your lives looking through a lens?
It's bootiful . He trains his upper body hard... lifting a lasagne baguette from his plate to his gob, the absolute fantasist.
. It's fine for them to comment when they're saying what she wants to hear isn't it. She's unreal.
