The Ingham Family #29 No feelings of joy for the new baby boy, But time can't turn back - quick, get the kid a hat!

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Just seen on Twitter that someone says his name is Noah. Noah Jace perhaps? I was thinking if he (not it, inghams) was called Edward, they'd nickname him Teddy.
 
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Just seen on Twitter that someone says his name is Noah. Noah Jace perhaps? I was thinking if he (not it, inghams) was called Edward, they'd nickname him Teddy.
Yep I was thinking Teddy but didn't Sarah refer to Prinny as a "Teddy" dog the other day? Mind you, all the more reason to move the pooch on to live elsewhere to save confusion. The poor kid is doomed, whatever his name.
 
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When I had an epidural I was completely numb and the midwife had to literally tell me when to push as I couldn’t really feel the contractions.
 
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When I had an epidural I was completely numb and the midwife had to literally tell me when to push and I couldn’t feel the contractions at all.
Neither did I altough i did keep my gas and air because after 9 months of nothing I just wanted to feel pissed lol
 
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Just seen on Twitter that someone says his name is Noah. Noah Jace perhaps? I was thinking if he (not it, inghams) was called Edward, they'd nickname him Teddy.
Wasn't Esme's reborn called Noah?
 
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I don't watch the Inghams (the thumbnails are enough to make me hate them) but I did watch this one. What hit me was that Sarah probably has bad anxiety, she seemed really scared and there were 2 midwives at the birth which is unusual, one seemed to have the role of keeping her calm and reassuring her. I'm sure they thought Chris was such a twat for focusing on the camera rather than his wife. Chris also seemed very ambivalent to the fact that he had a son. You would think after 3 girls that would be exciting but I get the impression he would have preferred a girl?
 
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Theres always more than one midwife once you get to 10cm. One to sort baby. One to carry on with mum. Some cases there's more in the room.. and sometimes just the one depending on the situation.

Chris is a childish tool who probably doesn't have an ounce of compassion in his body. He certainly doesn't come across as an adult.
 
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Didn't know this, I only had one each time.
 
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Creepy the Cretin singled out the in-house Costa coffee shop as THE best thing about that hospital....not the Medical Team that safely delivered his Son, kept his wife safe and kept her pain to a manageable level and allowed Creepy to stay and film it all, despite being such a blatant prick.....not the delivery suite with its lifesaving technology and equipment, especially as he's apparently quite the self-confessed geek and gadget lover.......not even the security staff who allowed him and his entitled f-wit self to vlog his merry way down the communal corridors when really they should've booted him out for disturbing the peace and generally making a tit of himself........not any of those things.....but instead, he singles out a friggin' catering concession.

When they return to the hospital to vlog a visit to the Maternity staff, to show off their new baby, (like they really care - when you've seen one you've seen them all!) I wonder if they'll return to Costa also, to thank the barristas who facilitated the birth by administering an emergency, lifesaving chai latte when Creepy was in critical need?

He certainly seemed to think he was doing all the work so it wouldn't surprise me if he gatecrashes her postpartum check ups and insists that they also check out his crusty nips, bits and bats while he sups on a soothing chai latte. And we thought Isla would be the one who would regress and act like a baby. This fool needs to man up and get his big boy pants on, pronto.
 
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So true. He is devoid of any human emotion. To say he enjoyed giving her an injection was really cruel. Plonker.
 
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It's sad that Sarah is already tagging his photos on Instagram with the likes of #instakid
 
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‘Chris tricked them and they had no idea he was born’


Unless those kids took as much calpol as the McCanns allegedly gave there kids there’s no way Sarah and Chris would have gone to hospital quietly without any commotion.
Plus the baby was due at any minute and the girls knew that, wake up to granny being there. Hardly rocket science ( surprises Chris didn’t study that too)
 
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I had a thought. (Rare occurrence)

They’ve been referring to him as Egbert.
Is it possible this is what people heard on the vlog?

Like maybe they didn’t call him by his chosen name straight after birth, and were still referring to him as Egbert.
 
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Which skating brand?
 
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Eggbert, Son of Humpty Dumpty and the Grand Old Duke of York(shire)
 
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