String Man
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Thread title suggestion: Baby HAS got ginger hair, Sarah's had a fanny tear, twat in a hat doesn't care
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ChrissyPoo
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Lovely middle name suggestions going on 
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My heart absolutely breaks for Esme. She wanted to him to have the same colour hair as her as she is the “only one” who has it. Chris could not shut up about him having blonde hair because it makes his “black hair” seem real. Every time he mentioned the hair colour she looked like she wanted to cry. He made such a big thing out of it!!! It makes me sick that he continues this lie and continues to make his own daughter feel bad about something that he hides! Omg it infuriates me
I don’t think that there is the slightest doubt that the baby will have same beautiful ginger hair colour as Esme. He may only have his fluffy newborn fuzz at the moment but even that is far nearer to Esme’s colour than Islas. Creepy harping on about this just goes to prove what an insensitive, insecure little wazzock he really is.
don’t hate me 
JustHereForTheAgriculture
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I hope Jace never goes through a skater phase.
Imagine him, 14 heading down to the skate park, headphones on, feeling cooler than everyone he passes...then he hears that unmistakable ‘woohoo’ called from behind him and turns to see his late 40s dad rollerblading his way to catch up with him, matching outfits and hairstyles.
‘S’up Jace Man. You ready to bust it with your papa? Yeah yeah yeah. We gonna do a very lot of skating man. ‘spect’
Imagine him, 14 heading down to the skate park, headphones on, feeling cooler than everyone he passes...then he hears that unmistakable ‘woohoo’ called from behind him and turns to see his late 40s dad rollerblading his way to catch up with him, matching outfits and hairstyles.
‘S’up Jace Man. You ready to bust it with your papa? Yeah yeah yeah. We gonna do a very lot of skating man. ‘spect’
I've just watched tonight's vlog and I'm speechless. I cried real tears, but not tears of happiness. My heart broke into tiny pieces for those poor girls having the camera shoved in their faces when they were so emotional at being lied to about where their mum was and that their baby brother had been born. Esme's reaction was so raw and she just needed her father to put the camera down and reassure her. Children have real emotions and what they experience now will shape them as adults. This is real life, it's not a pantomime. Chris, you should be ashamed of yourself and I truly hope that one day you wake up and your kids will have grown up and realised what a toxic father you are and walk away from you for good.
tomatosauce
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Sorry for double post don’t know how to upload a pic and comment on same one. Chris saying he’s got a full time job
also ‘soz skate police’ he literally is a 14 in a mans body 
Guacamole123
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Jace sounds like the name of a 40 year old skater dude who’s actually called Jason but prefers Jace as it makes him seem younger and cool. a bit like his dad.
Nellienoo193
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Kimchiisbae
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Chris Mingham at 50.
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SarahGard83
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Jace Ingham sounds weird. Sounds like chasing them. Might take after his dad!
Annie Annie
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Can we just stop playing along and call it what it is. They did not surprise the girls, they deceived them, in the worst way possible. Any normal family would have kept them of school and let them be the first to meet him....
Chris-Ming-ham
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I’ve had it with these rhyming titles.
The next thread should be
The Ingham Family #30: THE SECOND SON HAS ARRIVED.
No jokes, no rhymes, just pure alleged facts.
The next thread should be
The Ingham Family #30: THE SECOND SON HAS ARRIVED.
No jokes, no rhymes, just pure alleged facts.
People really shouldn't be so mean and quick to judge. To be fair to Jane, Mother of Trolls, it must be extremely hard to keep your house spick and span when there's always loads of dust and debris blowing in and you're constantly running in and out to keep an oh-so-beady eye on people trying to cross your bridge.When the allegations first came out there were comments on twitter about how bad granny janes house was inside
