I think if you’re old enough to play on a switch, then you’re old enough to walk
The Ingham Family #285 Dough nut care what my blooming baby is....so long as it's not ginger.
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'It should be 'sprouts her big mouth off' if you want to use the language of the smartest, most switched on woman he knows
Have a wonderful honeymoonGuys I’m off on honeymoon to Tenerife next week.
1- should I wear a beanie?
2.- do they sell Grec food?
3. Where’s the local flying tiger?
4. Should I be disgusted my partner put us in a hotel and not a dpd chavavan
5. He’s also not ginger- do I still need to get him a big boy swim vest?
Don't forget to buy some his and hers Abidas headwear!*
*wearing with the beanie underneath is optional
Also...it's a very lot embarrassing (especially for someone claiming to be a Mathematician) to say that the PVC screen height of 180cm is 6ft tall. It's not! Not being pedantic but it's not even quite 5ft 11.
You'd think he'd make an effort to get his facts correct in a letter to the council, on an issue where details are important. Surely he knows that the whole local neighbourhood (plus Tattle!) is bound to scrutinise his letter and have a good laugh.
If I was in charge I'd point out his mistake and tell him to spend extra on the 200cm high version, then trim it down to 6ft!
How tall is Ket's fella?
You'd think he'd make an effort to get his facts correct in a letter to the council, on an issue where details are important. Surely he knows that the whole local neighbourhood (plus Tattle!) is bound to scrutinise his letter and have a good laugh.
If I was in charge I'd point out his mistake and tell him to spend extra on the 200cm high version, then trim it down to 6ft!
How tall is Ket's fella?
Creepy the contractor....can he duck it....yes he can. Pity the poor neighbours when they see his latest attempt at diying a privacy screen
Why is he even buying bolts and screens from Amazon? Surely he would be much better going to an actual diy/hardware store. Maybe he's too scared of any manly builders he might run into in there 
I'm calling it now. The scumbag will vlog its construction to use as content, being sure to capture the neighbour's property. He'll think he's being clever, with a legit excuse.Creepy the contractor....can he duck it....yes he can. Pity the poor neighbours when they see his latest attempt at diying a privacy screen
He'll probably call it something like, "**EMBARRASSING** Neighbour caught me tackling my massive erection."
Did he actually wear a rash vest at an INDOOR swimming pool?! Wow he’s a very lot of a twit!
Lazy at 18 weeks looks like she’s full term! She’s got a very lot of growing to do yet - maybe she’ll actually burst?!
(“A very lot” cracks me up every time I read it so I had to get it in here
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Lazy at 18 weeks looks like she’s full term! She’s got a very lot of growing to do yet - maybe she’ll actually burst?!
(“A very lot” cracks me up every time I read it so I had to get it in here
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Well he finds her hot now she's pregnant, no need for the open mouth kids.WHAT is that thumbnail
Enough chins there for us all to chin
Taylor Swift doesn't even have any UK Tour dates - why are they even telling the girls they are getting tickets
I was thinking the same. Nothings been announced yet.
Bet it's a tribute or something
I really hope that title is click bait and they’ve not told Esme they’ve got/getting tickets for her. There’s not even been any UK dates announced! It’s incredibly cruel to get her hopes up like that, tickets will be like gold dust when they do go live, and costly. There’s a high chance they won’t get any.
Creepy will come out wearing a napkin and stilettos, as (Drop that) Towel a-Swift.
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate....
They're not really. It's Sarah cackling about saying 'we'll buy you standing tickets if you go five months without bickering', which they obviously won't do.
Those kids are so used to SURPRISE everything, I think it's quite cruel to keep mentioning possibly buying them when realistically, it's going to be too expensive and too much hassle to get what will be very, very popular tickets. Also, standing tickets are usually 14 years+ so unless it's a date in 3+ years time, Isla won't be old enough anyway.
Oh Ingham neighbours, can I suggest you print a big version of this maybe 20 foot by 30 foot and have it in your backyard facing Ingham Manor, you will get that stairway covered up and all the privacy you want in no time.
They've said they will get the girls floor standing tickets if they don't argue for the next 5 months, which is incredibly cruel and ridiculous at the same time. No guarantee Taylor Swift will tour the UK and to promise floor standing is silly as well. Floor standing could easily be over £200 per ticket
Diddy Ingham.“No one living at my address is even close to 6 feet tall”
Probably in more ways than one.
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