Started singing on my way home from school run after hearing a holiday ad on the radio somehow ended up thinking about this lot & came up with this whilst I sat having a cup of tea - sorry it’s cringy but I’m proud of my efforts haha
They’re all going on an Ingham holiday,
They’re all shoved in a van for 2
They’re all going on a
crappy holiday
And we can’t wait to watch it all unfold
Oh no
It will be a sight to behold
Creepy with his axe & shovel,
Lazy with her size 18 coat (yeah right)
The kids will be crying from frost bite
Whilst Creepy’s digging a hole (to take a crap)
They’re all going on an Ingham holiday,
They will all be bored for weeks
They’re all going on a
crappy holiday
The pedalo will get his dull drone shots
Oh yes he will
And the views will go down, down, down
Let’s see what events unfold this time
It’s only a matter of time
Before something awful happens
Just hope it’s not to one of the kids!
They’re all going on an Ingham holiday,
They’re all going to be full of carbs
They’re all going on a
crappy holiday
The grown ups running away from reality
Oh yes they are
But it will catch up with them in the end!