By sitting on her toad arse shoveling stuff in her gob without hardly moving. The only thing that's active on lazy Sarah Ingham is her gob.
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She makes me angry
"Isabelle is an influencer in her own right and has been for a lot of years"the delusions that run through that fauxrble house
Oh duck off Chris you dumb dick head!
1. Sorry but Isabelle has never been an influence on anyone.
2. A lot of years?
Thick twit! Stop trying to justify pimping your kids out for money.
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She’s literally almost an adult… get a grip! Chris ingham 2022
She’s literally almost an adult… get a grip! Chris ingham 2022
Just because someone is almost an adult doesn’t mean they get to do things reserved for adults, you dumb duck!
He doesn’t wear that ridiculous hat to cover his bald patch, he wears it to keep his lonely brain cell warm.
He doesn’t wear that ridiculous hat to cover his bald patch, he wears it to keep his lonely brain cell warm.
Ingham family 256: Who do you think you are asking £20 for anything? You're not famous. 20p would be too much!
There are no almosts in life. You’re an adult or you’re not, mr Chris delonge. And Isabelle is not. Neither was the child you groomed.
Isabelle is 17 therefore LEGALLY supposed to be in education NOT work lazy! Muppet!
FIRST SHOE FITTING & A SPECIAL SURPRISE PRESENT OPENING!
Lazy is at Junction 32 as she’s off to meet a friend with Mila. She is starting her Christmas shopping. It gets difficult when chuldren are older and she’s struggling this year. She’s sorted for Mila and Jace but not with the older girls. She wants to go to The Works for Christmas books, as she likes to keep them new and exciting. She needs to get Mila’s feet measured, which couldn’t be done the other day as she was asleep and she needed to be out of the pram. Lazy wonders if there is a Clarks at Junction 32. Undeclared ad for a business.
Creepstopher is sat with Jace. Everyone else is upstairs working. Jace wants to play outside but Creepstopher tells him it’s too cold outside. He got up at 7am and was doing emails. He hasn’t left his laptop until now and it’s just past 11am. It feels like it’s been a busy morning. Today they were going to a pumpkin patch but they remembered Lazy was meeting a friend. They have plans to do some Halloween things. Today started off bad as the Blink 182 tickets went live, Creepstopher was in the queue at 10am of thousands and then booted off as they were sold out within 10 minutes. Tears. Coffee up the wall. He is devastated and has been on every website. He tried to pay for VIP ones but they’re sold out. VIP stands for Vile Incompetent Ponce in this case. If anyone has potty on him hit him up.
Lazy is in the Next outlet. She has found a mustard dress for Mila and floral leggings. Next they stumble across Lazy’s dream shop, which is full of baby essentials.
Creepstopher had a list of things to do when they got home. The van has taken time to unload. He has a ton of laundry to fold and give to the girls. They have tons and tons of video messages to film. They have ploughed through a chunk of them. Undeclared ad for the messages. If you’re approximately 16-25 you can get one for free, ifam.
Back to Lazy, who is squealing about toy biscuits and baby toys. Mila is obsessed with ride-ons and tries to get on Jace’s green bike. Lazy has got her a ride-on but hasn’t given it to her yet.
Creepstopher shows us the laundry pile. He got distracted by coffeeteen girls and emails. Time lapse.
Mila has her feet measured. Lazy’s friend’s son is 1. Mila is size 2 1/2 G, which is surprising considering all the girls had narrow feet and were lower than E. Footage of Mila and the friend’s son, who is no blurred out. Lazy chooses shoes for Mila and gets her to choose a pair. Lazy has a soft spot for silver shoes. Mila started shouting “doggy” off camera and Lazy turned around to see dog tea coasters. What she actually says is "ga-ga/car".
Isabelle has spent the last hour filming video messages. She stutters for no reason. She tries to make it perfect. Her voice cracked and she had to start again. She’s happy she’s got the chance to do them because she likes thanking people for the love and support. She has had so many nice messages. It’s nice to be able to help people if they’re going through a dark time as she gets to give them advice. Isabelle is the last person I would go to for advice. She cannot believe the amount of bloopers and had to do one message 10 times as she kept stuttering.
Lazy and Mila are in TGI Fridays. She is having sesame chicken. Mila loves being out of the pram. Shot of the food. Next stop is the card shop. She has seen a nightlight for Isla’s Christmas present pile. The girls would love the Gorjuss autumn collection, which they found whilst they were away and bought notebooks from. Lazy has realised how much she says “cute” and needs to find a new word so will try and say “sweet”.
Lazy is back in the car. It’s been nice going out alone with only Mila to take care of. She is at the side of the car in her pram. Mila is so excited and loves her shoes. She shows us the books she got from The Works, which are cute, nostalgic and magical. Lazy loves doing the book advent, which she sends off to the elves. Each night they open one and read it together. She bought a car air freshener, colourful lolly sticks, a dog lead hook for Prinny’s lead, a new lead and a new collar in matching pink leopard print. She also got snowflakes for a craft she’s doing with Jace and Mila.
Lazy is home. She films Mila taking a few wobbly steps. She just walked loads when the camera was off. Creepstopher kissed Lazy on the ear and she doesn’t like it. She wasn’t going to give this to Jace and Mila this week or month but she is now; It’s scuttlebugs. Jace screeches that the bee one is his. There must be howling dogs in all ifam households when he comes on camera because he is SO LOUD. Footage of the kids on the scuttle bugs as Lazy squeals and screeches. She manages to knock Jace off his scuttle-bug as she’s pushing him one handed but he says he’s ok.
When Lazy saw how much Mila loved ride ons and anything with wheels, she knew she’d love the scuttle-bug. The wheels are smooth and they’re cute. They come in two sizes and are robust. They’re mid range so not expensive but not the cheapest. They last for years and years and years. Undeclared ad of the business - Hippie Chick Baby on Instagram. It’s important to support small businesses with the current climate and the way Instagram is going. She likes supporting small businesses. The business does metal cars and a wheelie bug hospital to fix and refurbish them.
Creepstopher walks into the living room to show us Isla and Mila watching YouTube together. He tells Isla she’s a great big sister and that he’s proud of her. When the kids are in bed, he and Lazy are continuing with Devil in Ohio. They go through phases where there is nothing on Netflix. He asks “sweetpea”
if she’s ready and says there’s a cup of tea with her name on it.
End of Vlog
Lazy is at Junction 32 as she’s off to meet a friend with Mila. She is starting her Christmas shopping. It gets difficult when chuldren are older and she’s struggling this year. She’s sorted for Mila and Jace but not with the older girls. She wants to go to The Works for Christmas books, as she likes to keep them new and exciting. She needs to get Mila’s feet measured, which couldn’t be done the other day as she was asleep and she needed to be out of the pram. Lazy wonders if there is a Clarks at Junction 32. Undeclared ad for a business.
Creepstopher is sat with Jace. Everyone else is upstairs working. Jace wants to play outside but Creepstopher tells him it’s too cold outside. He got up at 7am and was doing emails. He hasn’t left his laptop until now and it’s just past 11am. It feels like it’s been a busy morning. Today they were going to a pumpkin patch but they remembered Lazy was meeting a friend. They have plans to do some Halloween things. Today started off bad as the Blink 182 tickets went live, Creepstopher was in the queue at 10am of thousands and then booted off as they were sold out within 10 minutes. Tears. Coffee up the wall. He is devastated and has been on every website. He tried to pay for VIP ones but they’re sold out. VIP stands for Vile Incompetent Ponce in this case. If anyone has potty on him hit him up.
Lazy is in the Next outlet. She has found a mustard dress for Mila and floral leggings. Next they stumble across Lazy’s dream shop, which is full of baby essentials.
Creepstopher had a list of things to do when they got home. The van has taken time to unload. He has a ton of laundry to fold and give to the girls. They have tons and tons of video messages to film. They have ploughed through a chunk of them. Undeclared ad for the messages. If you’re approximately 16-25 you can get one for free, ifam.
Back to Lazy, who is squealing about toy biscuits and baby toys. Mila is obsessed with ride-ons and tries to get on Jace’s green bike. Lazy has got her a ride-on but hasn’t given it to her yet.
Creepstopher shows us the laundry pile. He got distracted by coffee
Mila has her feet measured. Lazy’s friend’s son is 1. Mila is size 2 1/2 G, which is surprising considering all the girls had narrow feet and were lower than E. Footage of Mila and the friend’s son, who is no blurred out. Lazy chooses shoes for Mila and gets her to choose a pair. Lazy has a soft spot for silver shoes. Mila started shouting “doggy” off camera and Lazy turned around to see dog tea coasters. What she actually says is "ga-ga/car".
Isabelle has spent the last hour filming video messages. She stutters for no reason. She tries to make it perfect. Her voice cracked and she had to start again. She’s happy she’s got the chance to do them because she likes thanking people for the love and support. She has had so many nice messages. It’s nice to be able to help people if they’re going through a dark time as she gets to give them advice. Isabelle is the last person I would go to for advice. She cannot believe the amount of bloopers and had to do one message 10 times as she kept stuttering.
Lazy and Mila are in TGI Fridays. She is having sesame chicken. Mila loves being out of the pram. Shot of the food. Next stop is the card shop. She has seen a nightlight for Isla’s Christmas present pile. The girls would love the Gorjuss autumn collection, which they found whilst they were away and bought notebooks from. Lazy has realised how much she says “cute” and needs to find a new word so will try and say “sweet”.
Lazy is back in the car. It’s been nice going out alone with only Mila to take care of. She is at the side of the car in her pram. Mila is so excited and loves her shoes. She shows us the books she got from The Works, which are cute, nostalgic and magical. Lazy loves doing the book advent, which she sends off to the elves. Each night they open one and read it together. She bought a car air freshener, colourful lolly sticks, a dog lead hook for Prinny’s lead, a new lead and a new collar in matching pink leopard print. She also got snowflakes for a craft she’s doing with Jace and Mila.
Lazy is home. She films Mila taking a few wobbly steps. She just walked loads when the camera was off. Creepstopher kissed Lazy on the ear and she doesn’t like it. She wasn’t going to give this to Jace and Mila this week or month but she is now; It’s scuttlebugs. Jace screeches that the bee one is his. There must be howling dogs in all ifam households when he comes on camera because he is SO LOUD. Footage of the kids on the scuttle bugs as Lazy squeals and screeches. She manages to knock Jace off his scuttle-bug as she’s pushing him one handed but he says he’s ok.
When Lazy saw how much Mila loved ride ons and anything with wheels, she knew she’d love the scuttle-bug. The wheels are smooth and they’re cute. They come in two sizes and are robust. They’re mid range so not expensive but not the cheapest. They last for years and years and years. Undeclared ad of the business - Hippie Chick Baby on Instagram. It’s important to support small businesses with the current climate and the way Instagram is going. She likes supporting small businesses. The business does metal cars and a wheelie bug hospital to fix and refurbish them.
Creepstopher walks into the living room to show us Isla and Mila watching YouTube together. He tells Isla she’s a great big sister and that he’s proud of her. When the kids are in bed, he and Lazy are continuing with Devil in Ohio. They go through phases where there is nothing on Netflix. He asks “sweetpea”
if she’s ready and says there’s a cup of tea with her name on it.End of Vlog
Ah come on now, since when have the Inghams cared about what's legal.
Yay the Ignam Family Home account is back and it's hilarious!
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Also I just think…she’s clearly shy and lacks confidence because of what’s happened to her life but they’re quite happy to get her messaging strangers for money. They have no shame when it comes to money. Presumably men can just ask for a personal message for her and if they are willing to pay then it’s fine. It’s so exploitative. Esme has a talent for art and crochet and instead of getting her into art school…guess what…let’s see if we can exploit it for cash?! A YouTube channel. Because apparently no kid in that family must have any interest or talent if it can’t be filmed
Don’t worry, Zelda still feeds Creepy his bitty. Its a face only a mother can loveWhen he was a baby I bet Zelda fed him with a sling so she didn't get too close to his face.
He is 100% gomping.
Defensive much ?
NICE SPEECH IZZY 
HOWEVER if even half of that is true WHY are you charging for the messages ? Surely if it’s to say thanks for the support they would do it for FREE ! 
Oh yeah Lazy … NO the girls didn’t find those notebooks YOU found them in aldi or somewhere like that and couldn’t decide so you bought 6 of them & ‘ surprised’ the girls with them !
HOWEVER if even half of that is true WHY are you charging for the messages ? Surely if it’s to say thanks for the support they would do it for FREE ! Oh yeah Lazy … NO the girls didn’t find those notebooks YOU found them in aldi or somewhere like that and couldn’t decide so you bought 6 of them & ‘ surprised’ the girls with them !
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Surely those ride on things are for 2 year olds ? Mila is 1 and jace will be 4 in April ?
So lazy has literally said that her 17 year old daughter is nearly an adult. So by that admission you fat duck, the CHILDREN that your noncey duck of a husband were messaging sexually, are also children.
Do you not get that?? If Isabelle at 17 isn’t classed as an adult by you yet, then you have to admit that your husband is a bleeping dirty pedalo?
Do you not get that?? If Isabelle at 17 isn’t classed as an adult by you yet, then you have to admit that your husband is a bleeping dirty pedalo?
I might be a bit drunk but got to say... id never be that drunk to sleep with chris.... thats all ... enjoy your night!!
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