WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE......
Your parents made a big mistake...
Lazy starts the vlog. The girls are on tutor sessions and doing independent learning so she is making an activity for Jace. She draws umbrellas and raindrops. Jace and Mila draw in a workbook. Lazy asks Jace to collect six pebbles. She asks him to point to the purple umbrella and he points to the pink. He counts the rain drops and has to put a stone on the correct number. It seems that cleeeeeeeveeeeeer boy still hasn’t learnt to count beyond the number six.
Creepstopher prowls the campsite. He finds two dogs in the shade and says hello to them. They lift their head cautiously. He goes over and shoved his manky hand in one of the dog’s faces. Apparently they’re both boys. Creepstopher shaves his non-existent facial hair. One thing he loves the most about a campsite is not having to shower in the van.
Or shower at all… Today is a vanlife admin day of washing the laundry. The bedding and whites are in the wash and the darks are next. They’ve decided they’re going to Corfu for the island tour. Creepstopher wanted an excuse to do it. The ferry home is not available. It will be wicked and he is excited to show us.
Drone shots. The unicorn inflatable is struggling to stay afloat with Lazy in it. The Inghams are having a nightmare with the ferry. It has taken two hours. The ferries get booked up in advance. They could only get one four berth cabin before the 8th October. They tried loads of websites and they were all saying no. They found one website with a cabin for Saturday. They will make do and top and tail. It was almost £1000 and Creepstopher booked it. The confirmation said 8th October. Creepstopher got on live chat and was told when there is no availability for that day it will roll over to the next available date. They need to get home before the 8th or be on the way home before then. He was offered a 70% refund. The woman found them a cabin for Monday. They’re checking out of the campsite tomorrow as they have nothing else to vlog. It hard to film content sometimes. Creepstopher cleaned the toilet. Jace is taking his basket of monster trucks to the beach.
Isla tells Jace she loves him. She asks if they’re best friends and he says yes. S
he needs friends her own age, not her bullying brat three year old brother. Jace won’t do ‘spect because he’s too busy. Esmé’s favourite thing to do is make lunch for everyone. Footage in the sea.
Lazy cannot cope with a cute dog that has been back and forth to their caravan. It wants food. The dog was following Isla. Lazy is full so tells Esmé to give it her lunch. Jace asks to stroke the dog and Lazy tells him to be careful as they don’t want to bother it.
Well at least they don’t have to worry about catching fleas because they probably already have them. More swimming. Creepstopher shows us his
breastmoobstroke. He then goes and strokes the dog. He loves being surrounded by mountains with the van right in front of him.
The Inghams are back at the van. She asks Creepstopher what the campsite is called. They don’t rate the restaurant as they don’t have pizza. She cannot cope as they’ve made a big mistake by naming the stray dog Biscuit. Another stray dog came and the named him Bruno. Biscuit told Bruno they were getting out of there. Lazy wants to take them home and Prinny would love a mate. Biscuit never begs for food. Jace screeches at him. The only thing Lazy doesn’t like about Greece is the lonely, starving, stray dogs. They travel too much to get another dog but if they stop travelling in the future then they’re definitely getting a rescue dog like biscuit. His tail is half cut off and it breaks Lazy’s heart. Video of Creepstopher stroking Biscuit. A man punched Biscuit. They’ll never forget him. Creepstopher wants to put Biscuit in the van. Lazy wonders what you have to do to get a dog back to the UK. She tells Isabelle they can just take it.
Esmé is off to do the washing up. They had a lovely dinner. She screams in the washing-up room. Esmé turns the light off whilst Isla is washing up and Isla hits her. They head back to the van screeching.
Biscuit is asleep outside the van Creepstopher is close to tears. The girls brush their teeth.
End of vlog
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