She’ll be due vaccines won’t she ?
She’ll be due vaccines won’t she ?Mila is/was probably due her 12 month review with the health visitor. I wonder if they went on this trip to avoid it. Or maybe that's why they're in a hurry to get home (as if)!
The hearing Santa and the elf thing is so cringeLooking at recent trustpilot reviews on Babyandme they have only 3 posted in September, 2 happy ifam and one saying they ordered a month ago and still no delivery.
She is going to be behaving like a demented wild beast when she finally gets to roll into her bargain shops. That poor woman has been gagging to get her fat sausage shovels on as much Halloween and Christmas shite she can grab and stuff in a trolley.
She’ll be wild eyed, sweaty and shaking.
Then she’ll be complaining about the rubbish in the streets and on beaches and oceans but can’t quite make any connection with her own behaviour.
I wonder if they plan on humiliating the older girls with their fascination with Santa and elves and the stories they come out with, surely this crap has to stop this year. Or if they want to carry it on then don’t film the 17 and 13 yr old chasing elves and talking about hearing Santa.
Now there's a thread title! #252 The Wonky Titted CowIt’s a shame esme can’t sell the wonky titted cow
I see it slightly differently. For me, anyone who has a body and wants to wear a bikini, has a bikini body. It doesn't matter what size you are; just own it. Sarah doesn't. She harps on via Izzy about body positivity but seems utterly ashamed of her own.I saw someone wearing the same bikini and it looked really good on her coz she had the body for it and not the body of a pantomime horse
It's absolutely shocking, isn't it? Given what Mila's been through, she is showing great tenacity in being able to crawl and pull herself up. Normal parents would be over the moon and encouraging her to walk, but these imbeciles are far from normalSad isn’t it, such a huge milestone and she’s just left in the background to amuse herself.
‘Let’s be Frank’……. Trust me you don’t want to be Frank. You’d be so close to Sarah’s scabby gob you’d want to die.Let's be frank, this whole "travelling" shit and these road trips are just a box ticking exercise. How many countries can we tick off? What route will give us the fastest way to reach as many countries as possible even if it means we pretty much only drive through?
Basically its so Sarah can get on facebook and get in the homeschool groups and brag about how she homeschools AND does youtube AND has travelled to x countries in x amount of time. Always in search of attention and adoration isn't she
Tbh the 3 girls also strike me as the kind of people to ask "so how many countries have you been to/where have you travelled to" within the first 5 mins of a conversation with a stranger so they can brag
Romantic couple in the seaWE'RE GOING HOME.. (OUR PLAN TO GET US BACK TO THE UK)
Lazy and Jace sing the alphabet to Mila. Personally I’ve heard X Factor rejects with a better singing voice than her. Esme claps. Lazy tries to get Mila to sing. Isla seems to already be growing her fringe in. Lazy hopes we feel ok after yesterday’s emotional day. It was beautiful and Lazy is grateful they watched it all from beginning to end. They stared watching at 9am. Creepstopher says it was mega. The edit at the end had Lazy in tears. She knows it brings up emotions for people who have lost loved ones. Lazy we all know that when your Nannar pops her vlogs you’ll be straight over to her house to raid the pension pot before her body is cold! And then you’ll have a funeral procession through Seacroft with the 10 remaining ifam bringing you bags of B&M tat.
The Inghams are trying to work out what they’re doing because they have no plan. They will speak about it later but are heading to the beach. If you ever go to Greece… Screeching at Mila for climbing on an inflatable. …you can get out of your bed and stroll down to the beach. They left their chairs there because everyone else did. They’re checking out tomorrow
Drone shots. Creepstopher dives in the water and gets cozy with Lazy. Lazy starts singing. She cannot cope. Creepstopher took Mila for a walk to get her to sleep so Lazycould go to the cave with himwould not have to sit with her. Esme and Isla are on the unicorn inflatable. Isabelle is sunbathing whilst Jace and Mila sleep. Lazy will never forget the last few days and this is one of the best places she’s been. If it was all inclusive it wouldn’t be the same. The shop keeper keeps giving the Inghams free butter and tea bags. Lazy remembers someone giving her a tree of bananas when she came to Greece years ago because she told them she liked bananas. Teeny tiny bananas specifically as that’s all Creepstopher can offer.
Swimming footage. Creepstopher told everyone to lie down in the water and Isabelle was drowning laughing at Creepstopher and Lazy. Lazy cannot believe how far her feet are from the sea floor. Underwater footage. Creepstopher cannot understand why Isabelle is laughing at him.
Creepstopher pokes the tomatoes and talks about his favourite lunch. Girly screech about a wasp. Tomato, cream cheese and bread. He puts Jace’s dirty t-shirt from yesterday on Mila.
Creepstopher gets out of the van at the ferry port. They’re trying to get tickets out of Greece. They need to catch a ferry to Ancona. It’s the furthest north they can travel. They’re trying to cut time off travelling home. Catching a ferry is difficult and no one was helping him. One company was closed and the other was no help. Creepstopher tells Lazy the woman behind the desk was stupid. The lady said there were no ferries before Monday. Time to go to the supermarket and get Greek food for dinner.
Time for a Creepstopher to explain more about the trip. They set off 6/7 weeks ago. The plan was to get to Greece and have fun. They planned to get to Greece within two weeks but didn’t take into account the places they wanted to stop. Creepstopher wanted to do the mammoth drive. They have vanlifed it the whole way, apart from the Air BnBs. Creepstopher had never been to mainland Greece before and it’s blown him away. They have work commitments to get back to the UK for. More like freebie holidays they can’t miss out on or a summons from the LEA/social services. They never planned on staying in Greece for a long period of time. They have no time to spend exploring monstrously big Athens. They want to do things on the way home. They have found a route to Greece and Creepstopher didn’t know about the ferry. They will be back in Greece. Greece is big and amazing to explore. They have spots to visit on the way home that they needed to be autumnal. People are getting into autumn and want Halloween vibes, which the Inghams need to consider as well due to content. They’re getting the overnight ferry so it’s cool. It will land them in Italy with them in a position to get back to the UK in time. They need to save Schengen time for stuff they have coming up later in the year. They're 100% off to Lapland in December. There are lots of reasons they’re heading home. Creepstopher hopes that wasn’t a verbal diarrhea time. They might go and explore Corfu. Lazy is getting nice groceries in and are heading to a restaurant for gyros “ji-rows”.
Creepstopher screeches at Mila. Lazy has come out with a trolley full. Esme picks up a box of grapes and as what the woman is doing. They don’t have pips. Esme got Creepstopher some Maltesers at 5€ for two packets. Isla runs off into the middle of the car park, pushing Mila in a trolley.
Esme shows us her latest creation, which has taken her 12 hours to make. The cow has light blue lumps on it’s body, which makes it look like it caught something from Lazy. Esme has made another cow that is a different shape. Lazy wants her to make a mushroom. Esme is going to make one for Katrina and make a shelf of cows. There is a lot to organise if Esme was to sell the cows to ifam. She is going to donate bonding squares to hospitals for premature babies after an ifam suggested it.
Lazy has cut Isla’s fringe today. Isla says it’s cute and short. Lazy says it looks prettier. Creepstopher has been looking forward to eating “ji-rows” since they crossed into Greece. He has been speaking about them since they left home. Creepstopher and Lazy didn’t get “ji-rows”, they just got it separate on a plate. Mila has learnt to blow kisses at people. They have a Greek salad and the girls have “ji-rows”. Jace is going through a stage where he doesn’t want to eat meals. He wants pudding.
It’s dark. Esme and Isla are off to the toilet block. It’s late as they have been watching movies and eating popcorn with their cup of teas. Isabelle brushed her teeth in the van bathroom. They always rate the bathrooms when they go to a campsite. Ironic considering they only use bathrooms to shut in and then by-pass washing their hands. There are a lot of sinks and moths. Esme is sad because she was left with the orange and black toothbrush. The girls end the log on the beach.
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How those children have not been seriously hurt or maimed is literally a MIRACLE ! Their guardian angels must be working 24/7 ! Neglectful c^*%s !!!Yeah why bother watching your one year old climbing an inflatable at risk of falling and smashing her face in when no one else is arsed either
It appears Creep’s has had a heart attack and Lazy is letting him ‘go’Romantic couple in the sea
EXPECTATIONS V REALITY 🥹
How those children have not been seriously hurt or maimed is literally a MIRACLE ! Their guardian angels must be working 24/7 ! Neglectful c^*%s !!!
Because he is sooo Knock Kneed !!! even his fkn knees are in love with each other they can't stop looking at each other he has a terrible walking gait ( always reminds me as having a terrible sweat rash his legs are too close togetherWhy does he have his legs squeezed together and then crosses them like he’s going to piss himself?
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EXPECTATIONS V REALITY 🥹
Absolutely spot on. They are neglectful.Lately I admit I have often been skimming past the comments about neglect and safety issues, I've just been reading the comments that made me laugh. Our son will be having heart surgery at some point. We already knew quite a lot of information before he was born and we are glad that in the short term he's managing well, but because of this he has struggled to put weight on. He sees various doctors for different things and we are hopeful that everything we have in place now will help him put weight on and help him until he gets surgery.
I won't be sharing a lot about him because this isn't the place, but I shared this because I can't help but think of when Jace (and maybe Mila - I can't remember much other than her being washed in a frying pan) wasn't putting weight on for no other reason than Sarah wouldn't wake up to feed him more often. My other children have been fine to leave for longer stretches, they never lost weight and instead preferred to take large amounts of milk at once (formula, so I was very aware of exactly how large amounts they wanted). But she knew her baby wasn't putting weight on and knew there was a simple solution to try. She just didn't want to make the effort.
With them, it isn't entirely the "nothing bad will happen to us" attitude. Chris and Sarah prioritise their own safety with proper seats/seat belts and put their own wants first. They are aware accidents can happen - they have had trips to hospital with their children's injuries. Minor injuries, but even that usually leaves a parent quite shaken. They have watched their baby daughter go down for surgery. They have watched Jace ill in hospital for days. They seriously considered continuing their holiday whilst Jace was ill, they took him away as soon as he came home, and put off appointments for Mila. Their first thought is always to film medical appointments, they don't even go home before getting the camera out to start talking about it. They know things can happen, and as long as it doesn't disrupt their plans too much they welcome the vlog content.
After Mila got her cast off they have done nothing to help her catch up with her milestones. Luckily she seems to be getting on with it herself but it shouldn't have been like that. She should have had time to play and learn to explore in safety at home, not crawling across a bunk bed or left in the care of children when she isn't stuck in a car seat or being carried to yet another lake. They don't deserve their children, but the sad thing is they will have more just because they can.
Priority that made me laugh so much.That’s exactly what it looks likeIt appears Creep’s has had a heart attack and Lazy is letting him ‘go’
With very little in between...Because he is sooo Knock Kneed !!! even his fkn knees are in love with each other they can't stop looking at each other he has a terrible walking gait ( always reminds me as having a terrible sweat rash his legs are too close together
She looks exhausted and lacking vitamins.This is what I ment
Either she’s said she’s not hungry at mealtimes or just use your imagination as to what else she may be doingI do appreciate this is a touchy subject but I can’t workout how Izzy has managed to loose weight when all they seem so do is eat bread cheese and pasta and I’m assuming she’s not working out cooped up in that van
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