The Ingham Family #252 Hello, you foo, I love you. C'mon join the Ifam

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Behelzabobs

Behelzabobs

lollieloo said:
Trying really hard to be ‘ kinder ‘ to people in general of late but God help me , this pushed me to my limit ! 😳🤢🤮🤣
Creepy fugly cNut !
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Omg tattle has had me bloody laughing out loud tonight on various threads 😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like he’s trying to read the menu at McDonalds 🙄
 
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Cinders91

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As more time goes on Lazy looks a very lot more like an elder Queen Victoria 😭😂
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MissWinnie

MissWinnie

Chris, Sarah & Izzy all in the water & quite far out by the looks of things leaving the other two to watch the small ones 😡 His creepy fiddling hands over Sarah too - they need to start putting warnings about distressing content if he’s going to include that 🤢

Chris saying it was his big plan to drive down to Greece - I’m sure back when they were in the Medieval Victorian house, they decided they were changing their plans completely so I don’t buy that this was the original destination at all. I’m still convinced they were heading north Europe but something caused them to backtrack (probably the costs involved)

Who travels somewhere without checking out the simplest of things such as Ferry travel in advance? Serves them right they couldn’t get any tickets. To insult the ferry company staff and call them stupid too - she probably took one look at you looking gormless gnome in your sweaty, rancid green beanie & wanted as little to do with you as possible - I think most would
dodge you if you headed my way. Who wears a beanie in Greece in mid 20 degree heat 🤡🤣

Loads of time to travel around but then needing to make sure they are back to save shenghen time. Finally realising people are bored of the constant beach vlogs - too little too late there I think. He’s so inconsistent in what he’s saying - how does he not pick up on any of that on the editing?
 
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Dragon100

Dragon100

Work commitments?? Have B&M and Primark got end of season sales they need to get back to for vlogging content.
 
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nattis

nattis

my try
 

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CwtchyCoo

thegreencow said:
WE'RE GOING HOME.. (OUR PLAN TO GET US BACK TO THE UK)

Lazy and Jace sing the alphabet to Mila. Personally I’ve heard X Factor rejects with a better singing voice than her. Esme claps. Lazy tries to get Mila to sing. Isla seems to already be growing her fringe in. Lazy hopes we feel ok after yesterday’s emotional day. It was beautiful and Lazy is grateful they watched it all from beginning to end. They stared watching at 9am. Creepstopher says it was mega. The edit at the end had Lazy in tears. She knows it brings up emotions for people who have lost loved ones. Lazy we all know that when your Nannar pops her vlogs you’ll be straight over to her house to raid the pension pot before her body is cold! And then you’ll have a funeral procession through Seacroft with the 10 remaining ifam bringing you bags of B&M tat.

The Inghams are trying to work out what they’re doing because they have no plan. They will speak about it later but are heading to the beach. If you ever go to Greece… Screeching at Mila for climbing on an inflatable. …you can get out of your bed and stroll down to the beach. They left their chairs there because everyone else did. They’re checking out tomorrow

Drone shots. Creepstopher dives in the water and gets cozy with Lazy. Lazy starts singing. She cannot cope. Creepstopher took Mila for a walk to get her to sleep so Lazy could go to the cave with him would not have to sit with her. Esme and Isla are on the unicorn inflatable. Isabelle is sunbathing whilst Jace and Mila sleep. Lazy will never forget the last few days and this is one of the best places she’s been. If it was all inclusive it wouldn’t be the same. The shop keeper keeps giving the Inghams free butter and tea bags. Lazy remembers someone giving her a tree of bananas when she came to Greece years ago because she told them she liked bananas. Teeny tiny bananas specifically as that’s all Creepstopher can offer.

Swimming footage. Creepstopher told everyone to lie down in the water and Isabelle was drowning laughing at Creepstopher and Lazy. Lazy cannot believe how far her feet are from the sea floor. Underwater footage. Creepstopher cannot understand why Isabelle is laughing at him.

Creepstopher pokes the tomatoes and talks about his favourite lunch. Girly screech about a wasp. Tomato, cream cheese and bread. He puts Jace’s dirty t-shirt from yesterday on Mila.

Creepstopher gets out of the van at the ferry port. They’re trying to get tickets out of Greece. They need to catch a ferry to Ancona. It’s the furthest north they can travel. They’re trying to cut time off travelling home. Catching a ferry is difficult and no one was helping him. One company was closed and the other was no help. Creepstopher tells Lazy the woman behind the desk was stupid. The lady said there were no ferries before Monday. Time to go to the supermarket and get Greek food for dinner.

Time for a Creepstopher to explain more about the trip. They set off 6/7 weeks ago. The plan was to get to Greece and have fun. They planned to get to Greece within two weeks but didn’t take into account the places they wanted to stop. Creepstopher wanted to do the mammoth drive. They have vanlifed it the whole way, apart from the Air BnBs. Creepstopher had never been to mainland Greece before and it’s blown him away. They have work commitments to get back to the UK for. More like freebie holidays they can’t miss out on or a summons from the LEA/social services. They never planned on staying in Greece for a long period of time. They have no time to spend exploring monstrously big Athens. They want to do things on the way home. They have found a route to Greece and Creepstopher didn’t know about the ferry. They will be back in Greece. Greece is big and amazing to explore. They have spots to visit on the way home that they needed to be autumnal. People are getting into autumn and want Halloween vibes, which the Inghams need to consider as well due to content. They’re getting the overnight ferry so it’s cool. It will land them in Italy with them in a position to get back to the UK in time. They need to save Schengen time for stuff they have coming up later in the year. They're 100% off to Lapland in December. There are lots of reasons they’re heading home. Creepstopher hopes that wasn’t a verbal diarrhea time. They might go and explore Corfu. Lazy is getting nice groceries in and are heading to a restaurant for gyros “ji-rows”.

Creepstopher screeches at Mila. Lazy has come out with a trolley full. Esme picks up a box of grapes and as what the woman is doing. They don’t have pips. Esme got Creepstopher some Maltesers at 5€ for two packets. Isla runs off into the middle of the car park, pushing Mila in a trolley.

Esme shows us her latest creation, which has taken her 12 hours to make. The cow has light blue lumps on it’s body, which makes it look like it caught something from Lazy. Esme has made another cow that is a different shape. Lazy wants her to make a mushroom. Esme is going to make one for Katrina and make a shelf of cows. There is a lot to organise if Esme was to sell the cows to ifam. She is going to donate bonding squares to hospitals for premature babies after an ifam suggested it.

Lazy has cut Isla’s fringe today. Isla says it’s cute and short. Lazy says it looks prettier. Creepstopher has been looking forward to eating “ji-rows” since they crossed into Greece. He has been speaking about them since they left home. Creepstopher and Lazy didn’t get “ji-rows”, they just got it separate on a plate. Mila has learnt to blow kisses at people. They have a Greek salad and the girls have “ji-rows”. Jace is going through a stage where he doesn’t want to eat meals. He wants pudding.

It’s dark. Esme and Isla are off to the toilet block. It’s late as they have been watching movies and eating popcorn with their cup of teas. Isabelle brushed her teeth in the van bathroom. They always rate the bathrooms when they go to a campsite. Ironic considering they only use bathrooms to shut in and then by-pass washing their hands. There are a lot of sinks and moths. Esme is sad because she was left with the orange and black toothbrush. The girls end the log on the beach.

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Ooh in the photos with Sarah, he looks like Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It looks like he hasn't been able to find "Just For Men" on Google Translate #GingerTones
 
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hatetealovewine

Julesdorid said:
Funny you say that.... 5.07 in the vlog the noise Sarah made when he was behind her
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Yip, he was getting her ready to slip in his teeny tiny chipolata from behind.

Lets face it he ain't able to get it in from the front, and there's not enough head room for her to get on top.

We now all know the real reason the white noise machine that Meela needs - Sarah did say last night that NO ONE can hear anything in the tin can when it's on.

The only time he shows her any sort of affection is when he needs some - think back to all the hair stroking eurgh.

Takes a whole new meaning to 'you've made your bed' (tin can and all, with 5 kids, and 1 of them in bed beside you)
 
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Abbvay

They really are so disgusting. Bet he carried on filming the extra 10 seconds till the end of the latest baby making session.
 
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Basic

I see they have left Mila and Jace on their own asleep or being babysat by the 10 and 13 year olds whilst they take a dip in the water. It is not the older childrens responsibility to look after the younger ones. The parents should be taking turns.

So they rock up to find out about ferries at closing time only to discover that the person doesn’t want to help them. No sh*t Sherlock.

Why do they not plan anything? What a way to live when you’ve got five kids.

The little beach did look lovely. Greece is gorgeous. They have done nothing there, not seen the sites, discovered hidden gems, gone off the beaten track, not eaten the amazing food. Why bother?

Why would they think it would be a quick drive to Greece when they are travelling with a baby and a toddler? You can’t have them cooped up in the van day in, day out.

Oh my God, they do no research for their trips. How could he not know about the ferry? What is he doing? He is so thick.

He’s only just realised that their content is not what their audience wants. He really is a self centred jerk.

The baby in the kiddy shopping trolley was very cute. Isla running around with her, my heart was in my mouth.

The ‘food’.:sick: Bloody chips. Seriously. Go to a restaurant and get something you’ve not tried before.

Has Esme got a cold sore now or are her lips so chapped that bits of skin are hanging off? Why can’t they take care of their basic needs?
 
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