Congratulations @Happyshopper1
TLDR
- Sarah has worked out who a Tattler is and is going to confront them at playgroup. I hope she gets kicked out for causing a scene. We've got your back @CheeseOnBeansOnToast
- Chris thinks Sarah's tits are disgusting.
- Isabelle's GCSEs start this week but Sarah doesn't care if she fails.
- Katrina managed to bypass the soooper doooper tight Ingham security by jumping over a wall.
- Granny Jane thinks Chris is the 'best husband' and Sarah's smile 'lights a thousand rooms'. She also told her to keep her chin up, which is a little difficult when the other chins are weighing it down.
- Sarah pranked Chris by buying a wig and pretending she'd had her hair cut. Chris said she was his "hot wife" when she was wearing it. He then wore a wig the next day and pretended that was the reason he never takes off his rancid beanie.
- Jace was invited to a friend's birthday party but wanted to open the present. They were invited to a neighbour's house afterward but couldn't go because Chris wanted to go to B&M. Jace's hair is also receding due to it not being properly managed.
- They're buying a new caravan and part-exchanging their current one for it. All this is to prove they still have money.
- Sarah is still serving cheesy slop for dinner, sometimes in a wrap.
- Tat and Me has moved to the rooms above the garage because they cannot afford the office fees. Truth hurts Sarah.
Hi Steve
I hope the Swiss Jail is ready to go as it looks like Sarah Foghorn is about to find it's first inmate. Make sure there's enough burgers in the freezer and chocolate in the pantry (locked with a code that Sarah doesn't know of course).
Thanks to @slmapg and @Old Banger Bett for these.
TLDR
- Sarah has worked out who a Tattler is and is going to confront them at playgroup. I hope she gets kicked out for causing a scene. We've got your back @CheeseOnBeansOnToast
- Chris thinks Sarah's tits are disgusting.
- Isabelle's GCSEs start this week but Sarah doesn't care if she fails.
- Katrina managed to bypass the soooper doooper tight Ingham security by jumping over a wall.
- Granny Jane thinks Chris is the 'best husband' and Sarah's smile 'lights a thousand rooms'. She also told her to keep her chin up, which is a little difficult when the other chins are weighing it down.
- Sarah pranked Chris by buying a wig and pretending she'd had her hair cut. Chris said she was his "hot wife" when she was wearing it. He then wore a wig the next day and pretended that was the reason he never takes off his rancid beanie.
- Jace was invited to a friend's birthday party but wanted to open the present. They were invited to a neighbour's house afterward but couldn't go because Chris wanted to go to B&M. Jace's hair is also receding due to it not being properly managed.
- They're buying a new caravan and part-exchanging their current one for it. All this is to prove they still have money.
- Sarah is still serving cheesy slop for dinner, sometimes in a wrap.
- Tat and Me has moved to the rooms above the garage because they cannot afford the office fees. Truth hurts Sarah.
Hi Steve
I hope the Swiss Jail is ready to go as it looks like Sarah Foghorn is about to find it's first inmate. Make sure there's enough burgers in the freezer and chocolate in the pantry (locked with a code that Sarah doesn't know of course).Thanks to @slmapg and @Old Banger Bett for these.
