Apparently this utter mess claims to have figured out who everyone is, despite not even figuring out her husband was cheating on her for the entire relationship. Don't worry though, she is living the "best life" and is proving it by typing paragraphs about how fantastic and amazing it is on Facebook. We'll try to contain our jealousy of you toad arse, remember to give your grooming, cheating husband, that physically recoils and shouts ew at your body, a kiss tonight!