WE HAVE A SECRET..
The vlog starts with Jace talking about how the Gruffalos are hiding in the trees. Lazy tells him they're his friend. Jace says Lottie told him they're so angry.
I bet Esme had a role in that as well. Despite Lazy trying to convince him the Gruffalo want to be his friend; he never wants them to be nice. Creepy and Lazy tell Jace the Gruffalo is hungry. Jace says the Gruffalo smacks the table when he's hungry. Lazy tells him to sit on the stool and tell her about the Gruffalo and the Grump whilst she makes his toast. Time lapse of Esme and Isla sat in front of the laptop home schooling.
It doesn't look like they're getting tutored either, just copying something off the internet.
Lazy tells Jace to tell us what happened to his arms. She asks if his arms fell off, he says no and then she cackles because she's the funniest person who's ever lived. Jace has to have a sleepsuit on him at night because he pushes the quilt off. The arms of Jace's sleepsuit are detachable so Lazy took them off last night as it was warm. No one knew they came off so Lazy unzipped them quietly, pulled them off and said "da-da". It was funny because no one expected it. Now that it's getting warmer Lazy is going to keep the arms off. The sleepsuits are one of her new Tat and Me products of course. Jace climbs onto her back and starts rolling his car over Lazy's back. There are two girl designs and two boy designs but Lazy gives permission for boys and girls to wear either. The car one is Jace's favourite.
Mila is sat on her bean bag. Jace wants to play with his cars. He's given Lazy a broken one. His favourite is the green one and he gives it to Lazy. Time lapse of Lazy playing with Jace and waving a toy in front of Mila's face.
Creepy is holding Mila as Lazy advertises one of her wankets, which Mila is wearing. She is wearing the smallest one and Creepy reminds us that Mila is dinky. They're getting the products up this weekend. Mila is getting fussy so Lazy thought she'd pop her in the sling. She was taking Jace and Mila for a walk and Creepy asked to go with them so Lazy said yes. She tells Jace he can't put his stick in the hot tub.
Creepy moans about the rain. He moans that Lazy has taken his Greggs caramel shortbreads. Lazy says he can have one whilst she and Jace share the other one. Footage of Lazy and Jace walking through the forest with Prinny. Creepy films the privately owned cabins in the gorgeous forest. Lazy has been creepily looking into the cabins again, and she says the bedrooms are massive, proper big double bedrooms. More walking.
A breathless Lazy says they're almost back at the cabin for a cup of tea. Mila is still asleep. The girls should be finished with their schoolwork as it's 3pm.
I don't know why they bother, it's not like they're learning much.
Copying down info from Google and then forgetting about it is not home schooling. They're heading up to the leisure centre and Lazy is so excited. She lets us into the secret that they had a secret holiday they didn't vlog. It felt naughty. It was the cabin they had booked when Jace was ill; he was discharged from hospital, they went home and got up the next day, thinking of what to do. Jace was bouncing off the walls whilst Lazy was thinking of what to do so suggested they go swimming. Then Creepy suggested they go to the empty cabin and go swimming there. Jace was fully better so they decided to go. They love the leisure centre.
It's an hour later, 3pm. Lazy has been stuck to the stool with Mila on her. The girls are in the hot tub and it's time for lunch. They're off to the leisure centre between 6-7pm. For lunch is Lazy's absolute favourite; Brazillian black bean stew with tomato, cashew and quinoa. Lazy spent too long pronouncing quinoa as ki-noah or ca-noah.
Creepy closes the car door and follows the girls into the leisure centre. Esme says she's wearing her favourite swimming costume. Jace is wearing his life jacket. Lazy says the last time they came there was very special because it was Mila's first and last chance to go swimming. She loved it. Music to shots of the leisure centre. Creepy is missing out on having a wash because he's looking after Mila. Esme forgot her goggles so can't open her eyes underwater. Footage of the girls swimming. Isabelle is babysitting Jace whilst Lazy films.
Lazy goes to the outside pool. There are birds in the tree. The pool is really hot and cosy, and the rain makes it cosier. More footage of the kids in the pool.
Creepy tells us a fun story about how they got an Indian takeaway the last time they were at the cabin, and it was the best Indian takeaway he'd ever had. They watched a movie and it was the best night ever. They had to recreate it after swimming because they had the munchies. Everyone crashed afterwards and has gone to bed, leaving Creepy to say goodnight to us. He's been left to clean up the mess and say goodnight to us. Something cool is happening tomorrow and something cool is happening every day they're at the cabin. They go home on Friday so have one full day left. Prinny has a bone that lazy bought her. Creepy loves editing in the cabin because the bedrooms are at the other end of it so there's no possible way him pottering around or watching another movie will disturb anyone. Closing the door blocks out the sound. Thumbs up for that.
I very much doubt you want to block out just the sound of a movie you pig.
End of vlog
His nails are filthy. Has he never heard of nail clippers?
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He thinks he's gorgeous
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I think the first part of this describes him.
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I don't think sausage fingers needs to point at Creepy, he could be seen a mile away with that stupid hat on.
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