A SURPRISE FOR ISABELLE..
Lazy starts the vlog with Esme. She's initially filming on her phone because the memory card from the camera snapped. Creepy finds another memory card. Esme doesn't like Lazy filming on her phone because the filter makes her look like wax. Lazy hates taking photos on her Samsung phone. It's a epic day for Isabelle. They're off to Nannar's but Esme isn't going because she wants to help Creepy with the van and doesn't like shopping. Lazy hasn't seen Nannar in ages and she has a surprise for Isabelle. Everyone ,except Esme and Creepy, is going. Lazy hopes Nannar wants to go to Crown Point because she always likes to go to the White Rose; Lazy moans it's the same shops over and over and over again. No one needs clothes and Nannar never buys any for herself, she just likes walking around the shops. Lazy wants to get a toy for Mila.
Esme talks about her hatred of shopping and being in the car. She's been making things for Jace with resin including the letter J in some cube thing and a blue circular resin with glittery stars sprinkled on top.
Lazy says hello to a cat called Coco and says Isabelle will love giving her snuggles. Poor Coco looks like she wants Lazy to shut the hell up and stop using her pathetic baby voice.
Lazy is now at Crown Point, Smyths Toys specifically. She tells Mila to say hello to us but she doesn't. It's a nice day but cold. She wants a learning toy for Mila - something like a ball popper. Inside Isla looks at LOL Dolls, thinking about what she wants for her birthday. Jace screeches about the In The Night Garden toys and Lazy tells us she ordered Dipsy the Teletubby for Mila last night. Jace screeches in the background as Isabelle waves Laa-Laa the Teletubby in front of Mila's face. This entire section of Smyths is Isabelle's entire childhood.
Precious memories of being babysat by Cbeebies probably.
Isabelle and Isla head off back to the LOLs. Isabelle remembers coming to the shop when she was little, seeing the pink aisle and freaking out. Isla points out more toys that she likes and Isabelle pays more attention than Lazy did. She asks Isla if she had a Barbie phase but she says she didn't, although Esme did.
Lazy hasn't found what she wanted for Mila. She wants something she can sit at and play with. Mila is chewing on Po the Teletubby.
How lovely for the shop assistant who now has to scan the baby dribble covered toy. Lazy cackles about some of the toys and a campervan toy. They're now at the book section and Isabelle is excited about all the children's books. Jace wants the poo book but then he says it's "ah-gusting" so he says he wants the Snail and the Whale. Lazy ignores him and suggests The Smeds and The Smoos.
They're now in Asda, having been to TKMaxx, Subway for lunch and the massive Home Baaaargains. Isla got a Haribo Roulette in Home Bargains. Isabelle wants to look at the books in Asda. Lazy likes the look of One Step Too Far. She finds a toy similar to what she was looking for for Mila but not quite right so she might make her own with a shoebox and ballpool balls. Isabelle picks up six books for the shortlist. Isabelle has never heard the word 'shortlist'. Lazy tells her it's 2 for £8 but Isla says it's 2 for £7.
Esme says she can't breathe because she was going crazy running around the garden. She's making soup in a pan for lunch.
Shopping is finished and they're back at Nannar's. Lazy tells Isabelle there's a surprise in Nannar's house. Footage of the kids playing with Coco. Jace hits his head on the camera. Nannar tells Jace the rescue place or whatever called the cat Coco and he should call her Coco too. She tells Jace Coco wont bite him. Jace hits his head on her camera again. Isabelle wants to adopt a cat.
Isabelle says she has an amazing sister because she felt unmotivated to clean her room. They were saying how all their days had been and Esme told Isabelle she'd cleaned her room; she's cleaned the desk and tidied her bed. The cat thing is a "big history in my life". Isabelle needs a cat. He (actually a she according to Lazy and Nannar earlier) was rolling on the floor and batting Isabelle's hands. She really needs a cat. Today has been amazing and she really needs a cat.
Time for a haul. Isabelle got two books; the Spanish Love Deception (which she's seen on TikTok and read a bit on Google) and the Midnight Library. She got clothes from Home Bargains, a £14 loungewear set. She got more clothes from TKMaxx. She tries all the clothes on. Then she gives an update on her ears, which are doing well. The right one has been a little itchy. She needs suggestions of where to have a piercing next.
Esme has accepted a hug from Isabelle and said she liked it. The moment Isabelle asked for it to be filmed, Esme changed her mind and said she didn't like it. Lazy says Mila loves her new Po Teletubby. Mila is excited when she sees it. Lazy has ordered Tinky Winky on Amazon.
Jace and Isla have been playing with a doctors set from Smyths Toys. Lazy asks Babe if the stethoscope is a stethoscope. Isla says the stethoscope works and you can hear a heartbeat. Esme asks if you have a pulse on your wrist, Lazy says yes, Esme asks if you can hear it with a stethoscope but Lazy says not with a stethoscope. They got Jace an emergency vehicle set and got one from the back in the hope the batteries would work Unfortunately the batteries have either run out or it's toy with no batteries in so Creepy is unscrewing it and putting batteries in. Isla is now playing doctors, wearing the hairnet and mask, and pretending to give Jace medicine.
Lazy got Mila a toy ball and a playmat for her bedroom. She waves the ball at Mila. Isla says her shift as a doctor is over.
And so is her shift as a cash cow.
End of vlog.