MAKING OUR CHRISTMAS OUTFITS FROM WRAPPING PAPER! VLOGMAS DAY 2
Creepy and Lazy are greeted by Prinny as they enter Esme's bedroom. Creepy starts talking in his creepy voice and Isla jumps up off the floor. She has been sleeping on a rug on the floor as she couldn't sleep. She wrote a note to tell Lazy and Creepy where she was but they didn't find it. Esme has made Isla an advent calendar basket thing like Lazy usually does with the paper bags. The first present is a plastic ring wrapped in toilet roll.
Esme and Isla crawl into Jace's room pretending to be cats. Creepy then says good morning to "little mans". Sausage fingers starts stroking his hair and asks if he had a good sleep. He's told the elves are in the house.
The kids run into the kitchen. The elves are hanging on the clock. They grab their advent calendars - two each, but Jace still seems to only be half awake at first. The girl are at the cabinet picking up their calendars when Jace demands that he's allowed to get his. Esme and Isla have a fidget and Lindt calendar each, Jace has a Paw Patrol and a car one, Lazy and Creepy have a Lindt calendar each and Isabelle has one coffee calendar and a cat one. Creepy sends the kids off to look for the elf door, which they find under the TV in the kitchen. Creepy and Lazy explain the elf comes into the house through the door. Isabelle is holding her cat advent calendar and Creepy asks "dallin" if she likes her cat. Lots of screeching as calendars are opened. The chaos of opening calendars goes on for around 10 minutes of the vlog. Creepy breaks the news that he doesn't like Lindt chocolate and Lazy is thrilled she gets two. Creepy says he'll give it another go. He lets Prinny in
Mila is awake and Creepy starts singing about "squirrel head" and everyone joins in. Christine says "Hello dallin, good morning shhhweeeetart". Jace strokes Mila's face and Lazy takes her to meet the elves. Creepy reminisces about Jace's first Christmas when he had a milky bar advent calendar.
Prinny is sat in the middle of the kitchen and Lazy is asking if she got an advent calendar for Christmas. In the next clip, Esme and Isla walk into the cloakroom and find Prinny's advent calendar hanging up. They start singing the Prinny Woo song. They call her over and Esme gives her the first bone.
Lazy has the cutest outfit for Mila, which was apparently sent by an ifam whilst she was pregnant. It's in size 0-3 month but she doesn't read Tattle at all. Mila is wearing the outfit in the next clip. Jace comes and joins her and lays on the floor. The girls are doing schoolwork. Today's plan is to complete the two Christmas arches in the hallway, which have been delivered with lots of other things. Lazy wants to twist the lights up the stairs and onto the landing. There are two arches, one for the living room door and another for the playroom. Creepy was moaning about it so Lazy threatened him with the foil ceiling decorations from the 80s. They may go to the Range tomorrow to get garlands.
Creepy says hello to Prinny, who is starting to lick him. Jace is in the room with them. The wardrobes are bigger than Creepy expected. He's broken the monopod that the camera is on. He's trying to get the wardrobe room finished. There will be a shoe are in the middle and a dressing table for Lazy. Creepy put off assembling the wardrobes for weeks. There are a million boxes but Creepy can't find anyone to come and put the wardrobes up for him. He's on box 10. The last Amazon package is due to arrive any minute now, and then they can transform the hallway.
In a clip that is not at all set up, Esme tells the girls they need to do something trendy. They've done it before but with bin bags. They're making outfits out of brusels sprout wrapping paper. I'm not watching the clip because it's cringy, boring, sick and probably another of Lazy's stupid ideas.
Lazy is sat on the sofa moaning the battery is finished. Creepy sarcastically apologises. They're about to draw the Secret Santa. Prinny and Mila will not be included because no one want to get them because they don't get any reaction from Prinny getting a bone or Mila getting a teether. Isabelle has a funny story to tell. Her and Creepy were fighting. Creepy says she was being cheeky. Isabelle was stood making some beans when he pointed to tap at her and water went all over her face. She then got hold of it and sprayed it on his face. Creepy says he "squirted" her. Lazy decides she needs to tell the story. Creepy squirted isabelle with water, Isabelle decided to get him back, he said she wouldn't so isabelle squirted him in the face, although she left the tap on for ages and he then ran off. Lazy thought he'd gone to get changed but he ran in with a jumbo kitchen roll, moaning that his cupboards were wet. His beanie was soaking and water was dripping off him. Creepy tackled Isabelle to the floor to tickle her. Lazy was trying to cook dinner whilst looking after Jace and Mila whilst all this was happening.
Tie to draw Secret Santa and the favourite child is first. Lazy explains everything to him but he doesn't want to buy a present for someone else. Jace gets Isabelle, Isla gets Esme, Esme gets Isla, Isabelle gets Creepy (of course she did), Creepy gets Lazy and Lazy gets Jace.
Now it's time to decide on the budget. Mila starts to cry after Esme screeches. Lazy tells whoever got Creepy not to buy him a pasty t-shirt because it's not funny. Esme reminds her that she was the one who encouraged her to buy it in the first place. She says that maybe he'll get a descent present this year.
A trip to Florida would be a lovely surprise. Lazy tells everyone to put thought into the presents. Esme definitely isn't going to get whoever she got a big t-shirt with her face on it but Lazy says she hopes whoever gets Esme goes that to her. Lazy didn't get the Christmas decorations done today. Loads of ifam loved the intro and interior designers have told Lazy to move the curtain rail.
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Creepy's dream advent calendar if it was a free beanie every day instead of coffee