The Ingham Family #203 Got more work than you can handle? Go and light that Poundland candle.

[Malcolm Conkers]

If the pole was put up at the correct height the curtains would hang perfectly -I know I have a carpenter in the house and measures to a millimetre - I showed him and he started twitching

Whatever you do, don’t let him see the balcony of death.

 

[MADMAX117]

When Sharon38 said isabelle was crying when it was mentioned going back to school, at her age i would have too...do bot all all day, go on holiday for weeks on instead, please point me to a teenager who would rather be at school, I can guarantee they will be few and far between. This is why as parents we do whats best for them, they aren't even giving them a decent home education.

We had to take our child out of school just after first lockdown , due to bullying by children and teachers , it was also because of anxiety issues some due to the Covid situation , she was almost 14 years old at the time , two months later in December 2020 she told me she wanted to go back to school , as she needed the structure of school . Today after almost 12 months of us trying , writing and e-mailing our education authority she finally started school again ! It is a hard battle to get back into school , but it was worth it and our daughter is happy to be back . Its not so easy to get back into education but she wanted to .

 

[MissKnowItAll007]

Why does isla hyperventilate at everything? The elfs, lazy walking into the room with light up gift boxes.... the poor child doesn't know how to react to things in a normal way.

 

[Elizabeth 1964]

Hmmm
Maybe izzy owns the house with her pennies ?? Mum and him just on the deeds
Just saying
Goodnight

 

[TheNaughtyStep]

Chris definitely hasn't made that intro - I'm sure one of them said they'd "received the vlogmas intro" and were going to show it to the girls. It's probably a job from Fivrr and it looks like they've sent in pictures of the house and themselves and someone's put it together for them alongside that bloody "storyboard" they were working so hard on whilst in the DPD van. Also noticed that the intro doesn't have curtains at the windows...

which leads me to..........no curtains at the windows in the bedrooms so no privacy for anyone in the dark evenings and that lounge curtain pole should be a bit higher because of the distance between the window and the ceiling so maybe the curtain wouldn't be too long then. I've always found that curtains in a house of that size or cost will dress the windows a bit more like drapes or have a valance over the top.

 

[Scotblock]

Why are they floating?

My gran always used to say tit floats

Does that footage exist in the tattle archives?

There was a clip on YouTube but it was removed.

We had to take our child out of school just after first lockdown , due to bullying by children and teachers , it was also because of anxiety issues some due to the Covid situation , she was almost 14 years old at the time , two months later in December 2020 she told me she wanted to go back to school , as she needed the structure of school . Today after almost 12 months of us trying , writing and e-mailing our education authority she finally started school again ! It is a hard battle to get back into school , but it was worth it and our daughter is happy to be back . Its not so easy to get back into education but she wanted to .

I really hope your daughter has a much more positive experience this time round

 

[Katomusic001]

Why is the intro so long?!

 

[JustHereForTheAgriculture]

Why is the intro so long?!

Creepy is overcompensating for something.

 

[Behelzabobs]

9 YEAR OLDS CHRISTMAS BEDROOM TRANSFORMATION! & NEW VLOGMAS INTRO!

Lazy starts the vlog with Mila. She has no idea whether we've seen the new intro but hopes we loved it. Creepy forgot to charge the camera so Lazy is filming on her phone. They looked through all the vlogmas intros they ever had today so they could work out which one is their favourite. She always liked the first intro best but prefers the past couple of years where she did the storyboard and it was personalised to them in their home. She puts Mila on the floor so she can see herself in Lazy's phone. She cackles that whilst she was turning the light on Mila switches the camera around onto herself, although there's no clip of this happening.

Lazy has left Mila on the floor in the middle of the living room. Yesterday the curtains went up, although they're too long so need taking up. They look darker on camera than in real life.

Lazy feels like today is a bonus vlogmas day because it's 30th November for them. Isabelle has just got out of bed. Let Lazy know which vlogmas intro was the best. Isla has found out that on the 1st April you trick people and then half a year later on 31st October you treat people. Lazy has seen Esme walking down the stairs in her swimming kit from when she went to school. Isla found it yesterday.

Esme and Isla are going in the hot tub with their LOL dolls. Jace starts screeching about the hot tub. They emptied it before they went away and just refilled it.

Jace wats a pineapple but Lazy has none. He tries to make himself cry. Lazy lists all the fruit they have and he chooses blueberries.

Lazy puts a load of washing on. She's been doing it since they got back and then dumping it on the worktop to put away later. Time lapse of her folding the laundry. She needs to shout everyone down to put it away. Mila got fussy halfway through but Esme came to the rescue. Lazy is about to feed her and then surprise Isla with her Christmas tree. Jace comes and tells a story about a monster on London Bridge. Aw, precious memories of his father during their trip to London earlier this year. He wants more strawberries.

Mila fell asleep on Lazy so she went on Instagram and answered questions they didn't answer in the Q&A, some of which cracked her up. Isla has been covering slices of apple in melted chocolate buttons, marshmallows and sprinkles as a surprise for Isabelle and Esme. he tells Lazy to be quiet because it's a secret. One of the apple pieces are for the elves. Isla has been looking for elf doors everywhere. Jace starts screeching and pulling Isla by the arm, dragging her away whilst Lazy is talking to her. She tell him off but he says they need to go and find the elf door. Isabelle comes downstairs. Esme is holding Mila. Lazy tells Isla they can go and put her Christmas tree up but Esme will have to take Jace and Mila. Jace start screeching and trying to drag Isla away to find the elves. Lazy step in and sends him over to Esme.

Lazy moans that she looks bald because her hair is up. Jace is still screeching. Creepy is putting the wardrobes up in the wardrobe room. She's opening one of Mila's Christmas presents that she hasn't had a chance to send to Santa. It will come in handy. The present is a Mamas & Papas baby snug. Jace had the same one but they can only find the white part and the toy was broken. He starts shouting and telling Lazy (about the box) to "open it, open it right now". He continues to shout and tell Lazy to open it so Lazy tells him not to shout, which he ignores. Isabelle puts Mila in the seat and Lazy says she looks too small in it. Mila is playing with the toys attached to the seat when Jace starts screeching again and tries to get involved but one of the girls hold him back.

Mila is now in Lazy's arms, apparently not liking the seat. She seemed to be happily playing a couple of seconds ago but Lazy tells us she cried as she was too small.

Lazy is about to surprise the girls as Prinny is home Creepy has gone to round them up ad put them in the living room. lazy strokes her and then releases her into the house from the utility room. The girls screech when they see her and Jace starts jumping. Creepy is sat on the sofa holding Mila and filming them. Prinny is most excited to see Esme but Mila starts to cry, so Christine reassures her that it's just a doggy.

In Isla's room it's time t show us her Christmas tree colours this year. Mila gets hold of the tinsel. The tree theme is glitter with lots of pink and a white tree. Isla has to assemble the base. The tree is fibre optic so has lights on it. Isla stands the tree up and then she and Lazy start pulling out the branches. Lazy runs to get a delivery. Isla puts the tinsel on and then tests the lights. It's the most beautiful Christmas tree Lazy ever did see. More lights are put on. Creepy isn't seeing it until it's done. Mila is still laying on the floor but now has a Fidget and Me Pop thing to entertain her. Isla decorates the tree. The tree is going in the corner of the room. The turn the lights on and Isla puts the star on top.

The girls and Jace come in to see the tree. Jace starts screeching about a car whilst the girls admire the tree. He starts to make himself cry and suddenly the lights are back on. Then they're off again. Lazy says Jace has a green tree.

Downstairs again now and Isla is screaming (and almost hyperventilating) about some glitter on the floor. The elves have arrived and are somewhere in the house. She seems to act a bit like a five year old when Santa is concerned. Jace says it's magic and tells everyone not to touch it because it's for Christmas. Lazy foghorns for babe to come and join them. There is a crack in the skirting board and Esme says it's from the elves. Someone tell her its nothing to do with elves and more to do with the shoddy cowboy builders. Isabelle thought it was soil from the plant. Isla is handing out her chocolate apples and Creepy is stuffing his face with them.

Time for Creepy to see Isla's Christmas tree. Lazy tells him to close his eyes. He starts talking gangsta and says they'll be in big trouble if there's a turkey suit in there man. Lazy says he's obsessed with turkeys and walks like a turnkey. Creepy opens his eyes and says the tree is really nice and mega, although his face looks like he's just been told he needs to have some teeth pulled by the dentist. He kisses Isla and walks out of the room.

They're all fed and watered and Prinny is in Esme's room. Creepy says they're excited about sleeping together again. He starts saying "it's Prinny woo" in a baby voice and stroking her. He hopes we had an amazing 1st December. The girls are asleep so he has to be quiet, although he is being quite loud. He hopes something will happen tomorrow morning. Esme walks past Lazy and Creepy's bedroom holding the lamp she takes down to the playroom every night.

that blog was painful to watch
Everyone acting weird because Isla had to be seen to be getting attention- as usual they don’t get it, no one is saying devote a whole blog to her just act as if you can be arsed occasionally

it was clear from the parents body language etc that they hated every fake minute of it and creepys face in islas bedroom looking at the tree, could he be any more bored

And come on are we really supposed to believe Esme believes in that stupid elf

 

[Gymgirl]

Does the ifam member mean regressed rather than progressed ?

Gays?????

 

[Emilybish33]

Can someone please help Sarah decorate her house pleaseeeeeee
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Tell me you have no money, without telling me you have no money

 

[caw654]

Gays?????

I saw that, Freudian slip maybe?

 

[dykeKurdtgroupie]

Can’t believe Isla is nine, not her fault of course but the way she behaves certainly makes me think she’s around seven

 

[Tublet83]

Can’t believe Isla is nine, not her fault of course but the way she behaves certainly makes me think she’s around seven

Agreed my 7 year old is the same, if not slightly more mature tbh!

 

[nattis]

that blog was painful to watch
Everyone acting weird because Isla had to be seen to be getting attention- as usual they don’t get it, no one is saying devote a whole blog to her just act as if you can be arsed occasionally

it was clear from the parents body language etc that they hated every fake minute of it and creepys face in islas bedroom looking at the tree, could he be any more bored

And come on are we really supposed to believe Esme believes in that stupid elf

no she and Isabelle probably sat it up. Just playing with for Isla and Jason

 

[Behelzabobs]

Can’t believe Isla is nine, not her fault of course but the way she behaves certainly makes me think she’s around seven

That’s an insult to 7 year olds everywhere

 

[ronnie2]

Wow the home looks more cosy on the Christmas intro than it does IRL. How depressing.

 

[Pastel]

I’m in my basement crying over it right now, lucky I have nothing to do, or nowhere to go

Let’s be real for a moment - it’s your parents’ basement… as you were…

 

[Behelzabobs]

Everyone must have a permanent headache in that house with all the screeching that goes on and everyone talking like foghorns

 

[Tinksmum]

Whatever you do, don’t let him see the balcony of death.

Too late…. I had to slap him on the back- after the deep take in of breath and yell - a bit like Godfather 3 when Michaels daughter is shot ( if you know, you know)
Apologies for the words- Mr Tinks yelled ‘frick me -how the bleeping hell did that pass the building regs ….. not in a million in London