*If* they have indeed made it to Italy, of course, an Italian ‘IFAM’ wasted no time in getting online! As convincing as the French police story.
So, assuming they are there - it’s an incredible drive, if taking the coast road. But knowing Creepy’s aversion to tolls, and their need to sneak across borders, I can’t see them driving through Monaco and stopping to take in the casino at Monte Carlo. Obviously, crossing into Italy from there is going to bring a lot of attention to them. (I’ve done it from Italy to France - and back)
So *if* they made it to Pisa, what a total embarrassment they will be. Shameful. We already know that they take no interest in any culture. Just a short drive north is the walled city of Luca. There is, of course so much of interest, but kids must be mentally exhausted and the parents are getting more unhinged by the minute.
So just for reference sake, a couple of maps showing the route.
Will they dare to offer up their ‘delicious’ pasta and bottled sauce, if they are lucky, as one of their favorite meals whilst on Italian soil? Pot noodles?
Thing is though - they won’t be welcome in even the cafés, the way they look and behave. Italians are known for their stylish look for good reason - they tend to make an effort when out in public. When this lot show up, they will be reinforce worst of the English stereotypes.
Such a shame for the children - when they are older and hopefully far away from these two scummy, lying, selfish c*nts, and they learn that they were in Italy and how much they missed.
Yeah, I have a real affinity for Italy - and Italians. Lovely people.
