The Ingham Family #197 Anyway, Guys

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timemoveson

wait_what said:
Shhh don’t mention the war
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“So… there was this war and they like fought because they didn’t agree on… what, like, who should run the country? But they always fight so they have JOOCY walls with paintings on them and like, don’t fight. SOOOOO MANY IFAM* CAME TO SEE US THOUGH!”

*Legend has it there was no IFAM
 
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mineminemine

I tried to comment this last night but couldn’t make it make sense! You’re right the solution would be to not use a photo but I think using a stock photo is better than filming the incident (which I bet didn’t even happen but )
 
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Kitty2020

*If* they have indeed made it to Italy, of course, an Italian ‘IFAM’ wasted no time in getting online! As convincing as the French police story.
So, assuming they are there - it’s an incredible drive, if taking the coast road. But knowing Creepy’s aversion to tolls, and their need to sneak across borders, I can’t see them driving through Monaco and stopping to take in the casino at Monte Carlo. Obviously, crossing into Italy from there is going to bring a lot of attention to them. (I’ve done it from Italy to France - and back)

So *if* they made it to Pisa, what a total embarrassment they will be. Shameful. We already know that they take no interest in any culture. Just a short drive north is the walled city of Luca. There is, of course so much of interest, but kids must be mentally exhausted and the parents are getting more unhinged by the minute.
So just for reference sake, a couple of maps showing the route.

Will they dare to offer up their ‘delicious’ pasta and bottled sauce, if they are lucky, as one of their favorite meals whilst on Italian soil? Pot noodles?
Thing is though - they won’t be welcome in even the cafés, the way they look and behave. Italians are known for their stylish look for good reason - they tend to make an effort when out in public. When this lot show up, they will be reinforce worst of the English stereotypes.
Such a shame for the children - when they are older and hopefully far away from these two scummy, lying, selfish c*nts, and they learn that they were in Italy and how much they missed.

Yeah, I have a real affinity for Italy - and Italians. Lovely people.
 

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ronnie2

Mariemoo43 said:
the first comment was mine! I was trying to put it in a way that I didn’t get blocked haha.

I did enjoy the scenery shots tbh but agree with everyone else the police was more than likely faked!
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I don’t believe it happened either. I lived in France and worked with French police and they would not be that friendly, especially to people who don’t speak the language. I think it’s because they know they were reported last time for filming a naked child and putting it on YouTube so this is Chris’s way of saying look I’m in France. The French laws are very strict against taking photos or filming without consent so let’s see if the inghams stick to it. I will happily report them again. They are so deluded thinking everyone loves them and loves the van.
 
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paolo

garyowen7 said:
Is there anything worse than a smug cunt when he’s got absolutely nothing to be smug about?

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What people see...



What Creepy thinks people see...



Speaking of Creepy the smug cunt...



Turn that smug selfie sideways and look deep into his eyes... (I only cropped and enlarged--NO photoshopping was done!)

Now I know why you're always eye fucking yourself on camera.

 
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cuttle90

I scrolled down too quickly - that's disturbing - always knew he was a bit of a c*nt!
 
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paolo

cuttle90 said:
I scrolled down too quickly - that's disturbing - always knew he was a bit of a c*nt!
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Before anyone complains, THAT REALLY IS CREEPY'S EYE.
I get into enough trouble so best make that clear
 
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Otterwise

Guaranteed that there will be a pile of stationary completely unsuitable for Isabelle instead of one or two decent journals and pens. A lot of Shittle stuff and big Lazy saying she loves that Esme still plays with dolls (yeah right). Mila will get a ton of outfits in sizes that will fit her for about a week. Lazy will be out of that house shopping for shit as soon as they return, and singlehandedly take it upon herself to help her nearest B&M meet their Christmas targets. How many Christmas trees do we think she'll get?
 
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GreaseMop

I'm guessing at least 20 trees and that's not including any outdoors.

As long as Lazy doesn't try the usual 'surprising Creepy/the girls/someone with Christmas'. The woman goes on about Christmas for most of the year so why would anyone be 'surprised' by her bunging up a few cheapo decorations in November or December? Not to mention they are all together all of the time so when would there be time to surprise anyone, unless Creepy goes 'skating' or the girls are sent to play in the field under the pylons.
 
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whatamess123

Oh at least 2 for every room.And not forgetting an extra special first christmas tree in sparkling pink (tacky) ,for Meelas` nursery.
 
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Alison

Pinched a wonderful tattles comment….hope you don’t mind

#198 Go Greased-shitening…Lazys lies are frightening!
 
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Ghost82

garyowen7 said:
Is there anything worse than a smug cunt when he’s got absolutely nothing to be smug about?

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A smug cunt who looks like he’s got nappy rash on his chin. He looks like he shaves with a cactus!

Has anyone noticed that the drone’s had more of an holiday than the inghams? It’s like they spend most of the holiday standing at the side of the road while creepy sends the drone up to have a look around the local areas. Sarah was the most excited I’ve seen her all holiday. Grinning like the Cheshire Cat and acting like they’ve just found the Pyramids of Giza and all because they found a French Aldi.

I love that the ifam hate van life and want them to come home. I also love that when they get home the ifam will hate their boring ’do fuck all.’ attempt at vlogmas. #Karma

Oh and I think the Von Tats are heading to Switzerland. I bet the drones excited!
 
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