The Ingham Family #195 He promised me the world.. we keep going to Benidorm instead

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"Chris is out skating with his friends"
"he was pissed when he slept with Hayley" (he was sober and it was the afternoon)
She knows exactly what goes on. She just cannot be arsed being a single mother of 5, that has to look after her kids, cook, clean, edit videos, work.

At the moment she gets to shop and not do much else
 
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The sight of Lazy pulling her knickers out of her flaps was shocking and really unclassy.

As for having everyone changing in the van - that’s so inappropriate for Isabella. She needs privacy not to have her creepy stepdad leering at her.
 
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How can being squashed into that DPD van be FUN? There is not enough room and frankly it doesnt look safe. Isla is now truly the forgotten middle child. Poor Izzy should be out with her mates at the cinema but I literally dont think she's even got 1 friend. Thats not even me taking the piss thats just an honest assessment. Same goes for Isla & Esme. This whole "home school" is a fat joke and I think theyre going to be sorry when Isabelle does go to to college bc the poor girl will probably be quite significantly behind now! My nephew is 14 and in year 10 and does WAYYYYY more work than her and she's supposed to be year 11?
 
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Great to read Chris is still the animal loving vegetarian that would be repulsed by eating an animal but prepared to blow a roosters head off, can’t understand why the RSPCA haven’t signed him up to be an ambassador…
Yes fancy that.
You have to love his latent aggressive nature. He seems to be the most irritated and caged by this holiday. The manchild is sulking, barely appears in a vlog and when he does, he is snide and bitchy.
I reckon Christopher Malcolm picked a rod for his own back.
Not much space to 'edit' in peace at night and the pressure is showing...

No one is that stupid. Even sarah Ingham
Must say I agree. Not the sharpest pencil in the packet but she knows and chooses to ignore it because they are in symbiotic relationship. She's a lazy cow and he an awkward wannabe with poor social skills. He thinks he will live the dream without his wife and offspring, hooking up with barely legal Ifam, but that will never happen.
 
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Well well well
Yup!
I've been really careful not to comment on her self proclaimed rainbow baby and bit my tongue at the awful vlog where they clickbaited Isabelle's so called bad memories because she had a miscarriage.
The only thing I will say is this: Speak truth and never use tragedy unless you have walked in those shoes. It will always come back to you tenfold.
 
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Sorry those videos never work for me on my phone what part are u referring to?…lol all of the vlog?
It's in the vlog about Issy and bad memories. Sarah talks about the "miscarriage" and plays with her ear.
 
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Sarah said they all had to get ready all in the same van together, bet Chris was virtually drooling and rubbing his hands together 🤢 Isabelle, I’d get dressed under the duvet if I was you! Sorry Joovet’
I'm getting more and more irate about this van living situation. The complete lack of privacy for the three girls, the unsanitary habits they're normalising for their kids. I mean ffs, "we all had a shower today!" is not something which most civilised human beings feel the need to announce like it was an occasion of note. The neglect of their education, the complete lack of normal socialisation. Jace's speech is badly delayed and it's totally the result of them never communicating with him in anything but "goo-goo-ga-ga pwetty widdle boy" talk. That child has never met a single member of his peer group. How the hell is he supposed to develop intellectually, emotionally or socially? And Mila's stuck in a car seat for so many hours a day her legs are turning grey ffs!

How can YT demonetise channels for using the term "sexual abuse" and yet continue to allow a proven sexual abuser to profit from their platform by economically exploiting and emotionally abusing five children?
 
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It did give me a laugh when Shazza38 was laughing at "people getting their English breakfasts and things" cue to them eating chippy tea 😭😂
You're in Spain, why not try spanish food?
You could easily put together a little segment of breakfast, dinner and tea but you all trying Spanish dishes.
Why not put your howm skoolin' to the max and take your kids to see the old towns, landmarks and museums?
You're all so bland and boring.
There's no drive, care or thoughts to the shite you're producing.
A bleeping chippy tea 😭😂
 
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It did give me a laugh when Shazza38 was laughing at "people getting their English breakfasts and things" cue to them eating chippy tea 😭😂
You're in Spain, why not try spanish food?
You could easily put together a little segment of breakfast, dinner and tea but you all trying Spanish dishes.
Why not put your howm skoolin' to the max and take your kids to see the old towns, landmarks and museums?
You're all so bland and boring.
There's no drive, care or thoughts to the shite you're producing.
A bleeping chippy tea 😭😂
But if Sarah wants a chippy tea, she will have a chippy tea 😂
 
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The state of Lazy's filthy fingernails when eating 🤮 The whole family are so grubby and could do with a damn good scrub!
 
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Ingham family travel on insta has a new upload.... I'll have you know benidorm does time by it's reputation... OK....parts do... but its OK because they're onto the ACTUAL #vanlife holiday now. No more resorts according to Chris.

........queue more resorts 5,4,3,2,1
 
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They’ve complained several times about how hot it is in the van. Are we to assume that the fans and A/C don’t work? What kind of hell would that be - crammed in there with no air? Pretty sure they wouldn’t be sleeping with the doors open.

Surely this is extremely unhealthy and dangerous? What if the gas stove had a leak?
What about the methane levels? Where on earth do they crap if camped in a parking lot? Some of that tit food looked like it would go right through 💩
Oh I get it - that’s why they load the kids up on white starch - it would slow down their digestive system. Horrible, nasty people. I didn’t see a shred of fiber in any of those meals. Or anything that could be classed as a serving of vegetables. Nothing remotely healthy. Do that to your adult bodies, but children need guidance to develop good eating habits.

Found it slightly telling that when describing the mystery meals, when she got to the teen, Crazy Lazy said she was having and omelette and salad. Funny, because it looked an awful lot like chips. Casual mistake or another attempt to put paint her as the health conscious one that she clearly isn’t…
 
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How are they not wanting to kill each other cramped in that tiny space. I don't care how connected a family are, spending that much time together and not fighting isn't normal.
 
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When lazy said they all had to get ready in the van and it was cramped as all wanted showers, why aren't they showering every day? Or are they using the Sea/swimming pool to wash. I would be ashamed at the state of my kids hair/nails/teeth. Esme obviously hasn't brushed her teeth since she had those brain blasters, her tongue and teeth were still blue.
 
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