Behelzabobs
VIP Member
“We have the Best lawyers in the country”
That would be solicitors then
Their advice
“ keep your gob shut it will all blow over”
- Notice
That would be solicitors then
Their advice
“ keep your gob shut it will all blow over”
thegreencow
VIP Member
OUR LAST DAY.. | VANLIFE SPAIN 2021
Is it even worth uploading a 7 minute vlog? It's like they can't even be bothered anymore.
Vlog starts with shots of the girls in the sea and Mila asleep. Jace wants Lazy to come to the beach. She says she's getting Mila to sleep and then she'll come and join him. The girls are loving life in the sea.
Isabelle holds Mila in the sea. Creepy is filming. Esme and Isla are catching fish under the water. Jace wants to get a green rock. He has a life jacket on but it looks like a cheap one. Esme comes over and tells us she touched a fish's tail. Creepy films the clouds. Lazy is now in the water minus Mila, who is being babysat on the beach by Isabelle. Looks like the Inghams didn't fancy another holiday in The Sun. Footage of the sea. Lazy asked Jace where the sea was and he said "No mama, it's the ocean." Creepy says he's a clever boy.
Sometimes people blow Creepy's mind; he just watched a man swim from a the shore to the furthest buoy and then he turned and swam to the next buoy, kept going further up the beach and now the dude is on his way back without taking a breath. The man must be a machine. He must be ironman. Or maybe he just respects himself and his body and wants to stay healthy, rather than shovelling a month's worth of chocolate into his gob every day.
Isabelle has the only holiday goodies that matter; Ruffles crisps. Lazy says any flavour crisps taste great when you're on holiday. If you get the crisps out it gets the girls out the water. Creepy loves Ready Salted. Lazy cannot believe the man is almost back at the shore now. Creepy pans the camera to show us where he is. Lazy was known to be a strong swimmer at school and did 100 lengths. It wasn't an Olympic sized pool. but it was a big pool and she did 100 lengths. Lazy notices there's a wedding further up the beach. She could swim the length the man swam but it would've taken her all day; he's swam the whole length of the ocean in 15-20 minute so he must have jets stuck to him.
Esme and Isla are back from the beach and are off to the pool. They're going down the slide. Esme tells Isla to wait so they can go down together. More footage of them going down the slide. Creepy does his creepy laugh. They've come down to the pool for an hour before the weather closes in, which it is doing fast.
Lazy is feeding Mila whilst looking out of the back doors of the DPD van. Its such a beautiful evening. What is it about the sea that is so peaceful and relaxing but scary at the same time. Another shot out of the back doors after sunset. Drone footage of the van.
End of vlog
Hey Creepy
Is it even worth uploading a 7 minute vlog? It's like they can't even be bothered anymore.
Vlog starts with shots of the girls in the sea and Mila asleep. Jace wants Lazy to come to the beach. She says she's getting Mila to sleep and then she'll come and join him. The girls are loving life in the sea.
Isabelle holds Mila in the sea. Creepy is filming. Esme and Isla are catching fish under the water. Jace wants to get a green rock. He has a life jacket on but it looks like a cheap one. Esme comes over and tells us she touched a fish's tail. Creepy films the clouds. Lazy is now in the water minus Mila, who is being babysat on the beach by Isabelle. Looks like the Inghams didn't fancy another holiday in The Sun. Footage of the sea. Lazy asked Jace where the sea was and he said "No mama, it's the ocean." Creepy says he's a clever boy.
Sometimes people blow Creepy's mind; he just watched a man swim from a the shore to the furthest buoy and then he turned and swam to the next buoy, kept going further up the beach and now the dude is on his way back without taking a breath. The man must be a machine. He must be ironman. Or maybe he just respects himself and his body and wants to stay healthy, rather than shovelling a month's worth of chocolate into his gob every day.
Isabelle has the only holiday goodies that matter; Ruffles crisps. Lazy says any flavour crisps taste great when you're on holiday. If you get the crisps out it gets the girls out the water. Creepy loves Ready Salted. Lazy cannot believe the man is almost back at the shore now. Creepy pans the camera to show us where he is. Lazy was known to be a strong swimmer at school and did 100 lengths. It wasn't an Olympic sized pool. but it was a big pool and she did 100 lengths. Lazy notices there's a wedding further up the beach. She could swim the length the man swam but it would've taken her all day; he's swam the whole length of the ocean in 15-20 minute so he must have jets stuck to him.
Esme and Isla are back from the beach and are off to the pool. They're going down the slide. Esme tells Isla to wait so they can go down together. More footage of them going down the slide. Creepy does his creepy laugh. They've come down to the pool for an hour before the weather closes in, which it is doing fast.
Lazy is feeding Mila whilst looking out of the back doors of the DPD van. Its such a beautiful evening. What is it about the sea that is so peaceful and relaxing but scary at the same time. Another shot out of the back doors after sunset. Drone footage of the van.
End of vlog
Hey Creepy
LadyGarden
VIP Member
You can tell that Facebook and Insta are down because Sarah38 is all over the vlog comments 'liking' the complimentary ones and posting replies to them 
Get off your phone and spend quality time with your kids instead of pratting around on the internet. I don't believe your bullshit about having someone else monitoring your Youtube account.
Get off your phone and spend quality time with your kids instead of pratting around on the internet. I don't believe your bullshit about having someone else monitoring your Youtube account.
GreaseMop
VIP Member
Something is definitely off, short vlog, no Creepy, (not that I'm complaining) why were they at the beach then suddenly back at the pool?
Again they mentioned Creepy's phone being broken, I wonder if he's been caught messaging young girls again so conveniently his phone is 'broken' so no-one can check for evidence.
Also since the Lee Deliveroo stuff there's been no mention of skating, wouldn't he normally take his skates on holiday so he can escape for a day to go 'skating'.
Again they mentioned Creepy's phone being broken, I wonder if he's been caught messaging young girls again so conveniently his phone is 'broken' so no-one can check for evidence.
Also since the Lee Deliveroo stuff there's been no mention of skating, wouldn't he normally take his skates on holiday so he can escape for a day to go 'skating'.
Malcolm Conkers
VIP Member
Today’s random shower thought - if Lazy were to indulge his weird water fetish, could you still call it ‘skinny’ dipping?
I wonder if he’s ever asked her, or if it’s just young girls on the internet?
I wonder if he’s ever asked her, or if it’s just young girls on the internet?
From a long-term business perspective, they should be making inspirational and informative content.
Show how you homeschool effectively, where you store all the resources at home and when travelling, how many hours a day they study and what they do. What works for you and what doesn’t.
Show how you converted the van in detail, even if you used outside help, it’s interesting and might help others.
Going abroad during a pandemic? Show how you got there, what paperwork you needed, has covid affected your travel plans and where you go.
There is so much content they could create but they don’t seem to see it.
Show how you homeschool effectively, where you store all the resources at home and when travelling, how many hours a day they study and what they do. What works for you and what doesn’t.
Show how you converted the van in detail, even if you used outside help, it’s interesting and might help others.
Going abroad during a pandemic? Show how you got there, what paperwork you needed, has covid affected your travel plans and where you go.
There is so much content they could create but they don’t seem to see it.
I don't understand why anyone would pre order an overpriced blanket from her when you can go in any shop and they already have Christmas stock in that you could have today or look on any other website and they have them available, and for less money and more reliable delivery.
GiggleBee
VIP Member
The sad thing is she wont realise they didnt do whats best for her until shes older and realises she can't get a job because shes got no qualifications ect.Im assuming/hoping Creepy or Lazy wrote Isabelle's latest post, probably as an up yours to Tattle.
Web30
VIP Member
Wasnt isabelle thier for a year before they sent esme? If it was that bad why bother throwing another kid in to the private system.
Everything shes saying about underage drinking and skiving lessons is the fun side of being a teen, as long as it doesnt go to far. Isabelle and now esme are missing out on that.
But what about the WiFi booster? is it not working ?
The minimum order for those bags is 2 at £5.50 each. Those ifam could buy 2 off there and still be £20 up. They could buy a shed load of fidgets for that and have double the amount of bags. They'd just have to wait a few weeks. I wonder if it's be quicker than the ingams delivery time, judging by their reviews.
Wouldn't you be embarrassed if you were Lazy? Her children have no friends at all, one of whom is sixteen and she has no freedom, all because you took her out of school and moved miles away from any friends she had left. She is soooo thick skulled is infuriating maybe she should project her anger and distrust towards her awful husband who ruined it for all of them. Why are they leaving? To go to a new country or a new campsite?
thegreencow
VIP Member
THE GIRLS "BEST DAY EVER!" | VANLIFE SPAIN 2021
Footage of the beach to start the vlog. Lazy says good morning to preeeencess. Jace says she's not a princess, she's "Meema". Creepy has his glasses. Isla shows us an ice cream she drew, Jace asks to see it and he says "eew". Lazy cackles at him and says he responded that was because it's melting. Jace and Isla are sat on the benches at the back of the van that converts into Isabelle and Esme's bed. Somehow a table fits in there as well, even though there's almost no legroom. Lazy tells us the winch holding the bed up is strong enough to pull a car. What, a toy car? Jace starts shouting at Isla because he wants to see the ice cream again. Esme is tutoring in the driver's seat and Isabelle is waiting for her lesson to start. They're having a casual morning with ice cream after breakfast. Lazy looks rough. She says Jace is such a boy and he tells her she does a fart. Esme's session finishes and it's Isabelle's turn. They want to move the van around today so Lazy can look out and see the sea. It will be nice when they wild camp and all the water is in front of the open doors of the DPD van.
Lazy walks over to "bean head" Jace and asks him if he wants to buy a bucket and spade. Jace says no and squeezes through the rock wall. Lazy says he's not allowed to do that, grabs his arm and starts pulling him away. Quick shot of the campsite. She holds her chubby hand out and Jace takes hold of it.
Isabelle is sat on the rocks. It's a hot and sunny day and tutor sessions are done. Jace is playing in the dirt and she asks what he wants to do today, to which he replies "nothing". She tell him that Lazy is getting a bucket and spade so they can make sandcastles. They're off to the beach. She tells Isla he looks snazzy with her bucket hat. Isabelle isn't a sea person so will sunbathe.
The Inghams are at the beach. Esme is putting sun cream on. Jace wants to get ladders. Lazy gets him to show her his pirate bucket and spade. He wanted to buy a hoover but Lazy said no. Creepy films Mila asleep on Lazy. She wants to fall asleep as Mila is like a radiator. The sea water is a pleasant temperature. Creepy films Esme and Isla in the sea. Slow mo footage of them snorkelling. Jace sits on the beach and runs toward the sea to throw sand in there. Esme and Isla return and say they had so much fun.
Lazy and Jace are now in the pool. She shows him how the bumblebee fountain can fill up his bucket. Lazy's hair is a mess; the visit to the beach was one of her more enjoyable times and the sea is the same temperature as the pool. The girls were squealing with delight and safety officer/lifeguard Jace kept running over and saying "Don't worry girls, I'm gonna help you. You've got to stay calm and then everything will be ok. Don't worry.". Isabelle wants to go in the adult's pool with Lazy. Footage of Mila, Jace, Esme and Isla to music. Lazy films Jace from afar. She asks him if he loves it there. He watches a girl playing with her toys and Lazy says they can share. He fills his bucket with water and tips it out several times to make bubbles.
The girls are laughing at Lazy because she looks like a bean head. It's dark outside and you can barely see her at times. She doesn't feel that hot but her cheeks are bright red. Does she put ice cream on her skin instead of sun cream? The last time they filmed was at the pool. They then went back to the van to have dinner of bland cheesy baked things with potatoes and ketchup, which wasn't very nice. They're heading to the toilet block. Creepy and Esme's phones are broken. Did Esme's phone use to be Creepy's phone? If so that might explain why. On the top of Esme's Christmas list is an iphone 12 mini. Lazy cackles. Isla wants an ipad and Isabelle wants an phone 12. Isabelle says it might come across they're really like... but Lazy cuts her off and says they're allowed to have a wish list. "Who cares?" They might have a wish list and get what they want but it'll be going straight back to the shops for a refund because they need all the money they can lay their greedy little (or in Lazy's case, chubby) hands on. Isla starts taking about what she wants but Lazy cuts her off, before deciding to allow her to talk this time. Isla wants something she can get on Toca. They're at the toilet block so they're saying goodnight now. It's their last full day here tomorrow and Esme says something even more exciting is coming next. They've decided to take a detour.
End of vlog
Home schooling is going well
. You might want to get a new English tutor.
Hey Creepy
Is he uploading the vlog or begging Hi Steve for more money?
Footage of the beach to start the vlog. Lazy says good morning to preeeencess. Jace says she's not a princess, she's "Meema". Creepy has his glasses. Isla shows us an ice cream she drew, Jace asks to see it and he says "eew". Lazy cackles at him and says he responded that was because it's melting. Jace and Isla are sat on the benches at the back of the van that converts into Isabelle and Esme's bed. Somehow a table fits in there as well, even though there's almost no legroom. Lazy tells us the winch holding the bed up is strong enough to pull a car. What, a toy car? Jace starts shouting at Isla because he wants to see the ice cream again. Esme is tutoring in the driver's seat and Isabelle is waiting for her lesson to start. They're having a casual morning with ice cream after breakfast. Lazy looks rough. She says Jace is such a boy and he tells her she does a fart. Esme's session finishes and it's Isabelle's turn. They want to move the van around today so Lazy can look out and see the sea. It will be nice when they wild camp and all the water is in front of the open doors of the DPD van.
Lazy walks over to "bean head" Jace and asks him if he wants to buy a bucket and spade. Jace says no and squeezes through the rock wall. Lazy says he's not allowed to do that, grabs his arm and starts pulling him away. Quick shot of the campsite. She holds her chubby hand out and Jace takes hold of it.
Isabelle is sat on the rocks. It's a hot and sunny day and tutor sessions are done. Jace is playing in the dirt and she asks what he wants to do today, to which he replies "nothing". She tell him that Lazy is getting a bucket and spade so they can make sandcastles. They're off to the beach. She tells Isla he looks snazzy with her bucket hat. Isabelle isn't a sea person so will sunbathe.
The Inghams are at the beach. Esme is putting sun cream on. Jace wants to get ladders. Lazy gets him to show her his pirate bucket and spade. He wanted to buy a hoover but Lazy said no. Creepy films Mila asleep on Lazy. She wants to fall asleep as Mila is like a radiator. The sea water is a pleasant temperature. Creepy films Esme and Isla in the sea. Slow mo footage of them snorkelling. Jace sits on the beach and runs toward the sea to throw sand in there. Esme and Isla return and say they had so much fun.
Lazy and Jace are now in the pool. She shows him how the bumblebee fountain can fill up his bucket. Lazy's hair is a mess; the visit to the beach was one of her more enjoyable times and the sea is the same temperature as the pool. The girls were squealing with delight and safety officer/lifeguard Jace kept running over and saying "Don't worry girls, I'm gonna help you. You've got to stay calm and then everything will be ok. Don't worry.". Isabelle wants to go in the adult's pool with Lazy. Footage of Mila, Jace, Esme and Isla to music. Lazy films Jace from afar. She asks him if he loves it there. He watches a girl playing with her toys and Lazy says they can share. He fills his bucket with water and tips it out several times to make bubbles.
The girls are laughing at Lazy because she looks like a bean head. It's dark outside and you can barely see her at times. She doesn't feel that hot but her cheeks are bright red. Does she put ice cream on her skin instead of sun cream? The last time they filmed was at the pool. They then went back to the van to have dinner of bland cheesy baked things with potatoes and ketchup, which wasn't very nice. They're heading to the toilet block. Creepy and Esme's phones are broken. Did Esme's phone use to be Creepy's phone? If so that might explain why. On the top of Esme's Christmas list is an iphone 12 mini. Lazy cackles. Isla wants an ipad and Isabelle wants an phone 12. Isabelle says it might come across they're really like... but Lazy cuts her off and says they're allowed to have a wish list. "Who cares?" They might have a wish list and get what they want but it'll be going straight back to the shops for a refund because they need all the money they can lay their greedy little (or in Lazy's case, chubby) hands on. Isla starts taking about what she wants but Lazy cuts her off, before deciding to allow her to talk this time. Isla wants something she can get on Toca. They're at the toilet block so they're saying goodnight now. It's their last full day here tomorrow and Esme says something even more exciting is coming next. They've decided to take a detour.
End of vlog
Home schooling is going well
. You might want to get a new English tutor.
Hey Creepy
Is he uploading the vlog or begging Hi Steve for more money?
Kikini Bamalam
VIP Member
There are vanlifers that actually sleep in their vans, travel the world, go to remote places and explore, and still manage to upload their vlogs on time, by planning ahead and being consistent. The fucking Minghams couldn't find their own arses with both hands! They are fucking useless at everything they try. No wonder their channel is failing
thegreencow
VIP Member
How the fuck was that 'camping style'? They've not camping, they're staying at a caravan site with all the mod cons. I'd love to see Chris and Sarah 38teen actually go out into the wild for the night and try to survive.
I bet Sarah thought the cake was healthy because it had fruit jelly in. I don't have the best diet but the amount of crap the Inghams eat makes me feel ill. Those children are getting no proper nutrients.
Why is it up to Sarah to interact with the kids all the time? Chris never pulls his weight or interacts with them properly unless it's filmed for the vlog.
I bet Sarah thought the cake was healthy because it had fruit jelly in. I don't have the best diet but the amount of crap the Inghams eat makes me feel ill. Those children are getting no proper nutrients.
Why is it up to Sarah to interact with the kids all the time? Chris never pulls his weight or interacts with them properly unless it's filmed for the vlog.
Impleo
VIP Member
I like to think them being together is their karma for being such awful people. A world full of mostly amazing human beings and they're stuck with each other