Kikini Bamalam
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I suppose she thinks we are now all writhing with jealousy, looking at her sunbathing out the back of a delivery van
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getmeoutofhere
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Isabelle going to college? Bet chris will be applying too, all those 17/18 year old girls and teenage skateboarders
Nieve /Naive to add to the list of Lazy's spelling errors.
Hellosheep
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what's funny is that Chris wanted to 'van life' and convert a van so they could go off-roading/ wild camp etc without the massive caravan, but now all they're doing is replicating the exact same trip as before but can't even go on proper day tips unless they all pack everything up and pile back into the van...
TrudyDense
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Tat and me
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LadyGarden
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Nothing says #vanlife quite like
- Spending half the day in campsite swimming pools
- Using the campsite toilets and showers
- Taking a taxi to Lidl to buy cakes
- Hiring a fridge-freezer for all your cans of coke and ice lollies
- Sampling the local cuisine at Burger King
Lucymarie101
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Andrea seems to know way more than they should? always defending them in the comments too with the snarky remarks deffo sarah,chris or one of their employed minions
The child already looks depressed
qazqaz
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This comment made on a vlog a few days ago really grated on me. Not had a proper holiday in a year?! Christ, the Minghams have been away more than anyone I know! Centre Parcs, London, Cornwall/Scotland and then Alton Towers. What a tw*tish thing to tell them and now they’ll feel it’s justified treat they’ve spent so many nights away from home in the last eight months or so. Most of us are lucky to have been away once this year, even luckier twice, yet the Minghams are on their fifth! Even there’s anyone undeserving of five trips away it’s the Minghams.
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getmeoutofhere
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And then imagine sleeping like Sardines with your five kids and husband up all night doing god knows what.
Imagine claiming to being van lifers but having to hire a full size fridge and live in camp sites.
imagine knowing your next luxury depends on whether you can get yourself a viral video that pulls in some views. Usually by putting your kids in danger to get a reaction.
yeah sarah, imagine that.
teaandtoast8
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This screenshot was taken at the exact moment Sarah exclaimed that this was the most beautiful relaxing view
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Onceupatime
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That’s funny she totally raved about the private school before she pulled them out……she’s bitter because the school probably told them off for the multiple holidays during term time and the fact the girls probably got billed over who Chris is to them and Sarah probably expected special treatment for the girls
They chose the nearest private school and thought it made them look good. I doubt they looked at any others. If it wasn't a good fit, then there are plenty of other schools, but everything she listed is just normal teens. Bullying will happen, it's how a school handles it that matters. Some teens will smoke/drink, but doesn't mean your child has to and doesn't make it an issue with the school. I went to school with plenty of people who smoked, drank, took drugs, hardly ever turned up to lessons and were in trouble all the time. But I just wasn't friends with them, they didn't bother me.
They moved to an area that they had no ties to anyway, so why not research good state schools and buy based on that. Because they don't value education at all and only ever paid for private school to show off.
thegreencow
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FIRST NIGHT WILD CAMPING IN OUR VAN ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN.. AND THIS HAPPENED..
Footage of the sea and Esme standing on a rock. The sea is rough and she wouldn't want to swim in there. Lazy zooms into the beach to show us there are people swimming. She cannot believe they were swimming in there yesterday. Jace has found some rocks. Lazy says they have to go and have a shower and get his clothes ready but he walks away.
Lazy turns on a shower with her fat hand. She bumps into Isla, who is getting ready for the day. Jace wants to brush his teeth but Lazy says they have to wash first. He looks so much like Isla when she was younger. Lazy says Creepy sings a hilarious song to Jace. He wants to take his musical car into the shower because it's dirty, but Lazy says it won't play music anymore if they doand they can't afford to buy a new one. In the shower Jace wants to see a green tiger but Lazy says that is unlikely. After the shower Lazy films Jace wrapped in a towel and asks if he had a nice shower. He says he did. Time lapse of Lazy brushing his hair. This is obviously for Tattle's benefit as we constantly point out the utter mess his hair is in. Lazy brushes Jace's teeth.
Driving time lapse. They're heading towards Valencia. Footage of mountains. Lazy says they got up, ready for the day and left Alania. There was a storm last night but it didn't disturb the Inghams thanks to Mila's white noise machine; everyone had a good night's sleep. Lazy moans about her mosquito bites and her postpartum hair loss. The Inghams drove for two hours and arrived somewhere in the mountains near Valencia. They need to stop and make sure the vlog is ready. It was a little cute drive down. Everyone here is Spanish and everyone in the restaurant/park area was staring at them as they drove past. Spanish people in Spain? Wow, who knew!! Isabelle says they might not be used to tourists. They're getting a drink and bite to eat.
Drone footage of the van to annoying music. Everywhere closed early and the restaurant was putting the chairs away so it was a no go. The Inghams tried uploading the vlog but the signal wasn't great so they've taken a drive to find a place to stay for the night. They were recommended a 12 minute drive straight up a mountain to a spot for the night and Lazy kids you not - the drive was hairy. She tells Esme to come away from the edge of the cliff/hill as Jace is following her. They're literally right up the mountain and saw some cars drive past. Lazy blocks out the van's number plate. She walks along the path and tells Jace he can't go near the edge. Esme and Isla are also with her and they see a bat fly past. Footage of a grasshopper. Jace asks Lazy to run up the mountain (hill) with him. They need to go back to the van and make dinner.
Mila is in her swinging chair. Esme brings something over to Lazy and says it's definitely a crystal. Jace then has to show Lazy a rock he found. Esme says the rock is eeew. Lazy tells Jace to tell her not to be rude so he does. Back to filming Mila now. Footage of Jace and Esme walking on some grass in slow mo to funeral music.
Time to get dinner on the go seeing as the cafe was a no go. Jace says something about a spooky road and Isabelle wonders where he got that from. Esme is entertaining Mila by waving a rainbow rag in front of her face. For dinner is some sort of premade omelette thing with sweetcorn, pasta and Dolmio sauce with Philadelphia because they like it and they have no cheese to sprinkle on top. Mila starts to cry and Lazy tells Isabelle she might have to take over.
The funeral music begins again. Lazy is playing cars with Jace. Drone footage of the mountain. Esme has a grasshopper in her hand. Isla is filming. Esme says the grasshopper is heavy. Isla doesn't want it to jump on her and Lazy tells her to move away. Oh good lord, I hope someone told Mr Grasshopper about the Inghams' track record with animals; one neglected dog, a murdered butterfly and two murdered moths. There seems to be a couple taking a selfie/photo of a rock further up the track. Funeral music resumes to footage of a thunderstorm.
Lazy asks Esme if she's doing the washing up. She and Isabelle cooked so Esme can wash up. Isla and Isabelle (holding Mila) are chilling. They planned on sitting outside for dinner but they heard the mosquitos. Isla shows us her mosquito bites. Lazy says they have stuff for the mosquitos but it doesn't seem to deter the turbo mosquitos. Isabelle says the yellow candles always work. It's dark and started raining. They finished dinner and now it's time to raid the sweet boxes. Creepy asks Esme to fetch the van keys from her bed. Isabelle would like a chocolate milk but the girls have eaten them all.
Lazy says it's pretty outside and tries to show us but there's nothing to see as it's so dark. Jace needs a wipe to clean his chocolatey hands. There aren't as many mosquitos out now that the sun has gone down and it's raining. Esme wants to tell a story about Benidorm. She and Isabelle were watching a movie and Isla woke up. Esme told her she was in a dream in a weird voice and then she does an impression of Isla falling back to sleep. Lazy says the teens think they can take the ick and Esme says she still has the clip on her snapchat. I thought snapchat was only for 13+ year olds? The rules don't apply to the Inghams' once again.
Footage of the dark van. Creepy wanted to wait until the next morning to end the vlog so not to end it on a downer note. There was a storm and heavy wind until 3am. A moody Lazy steps in and says it was actually because Jace and Mila had fallen asleep and they would've had to whisper. Whisper? What's that? The Inghams have no idea how to whisper. They're all awake and having morning cups of tea and coffee. The view is stooooning but it's a it scary up there and it was terrifying coming up. They will film going down the mountain. Creepy crashed his drone into a tree this morning and nearly lost it over the edge but he was able to climb down and get it. Lazy says he doesn't deserve a drone. Creepy doesn't know how he did it; he was panning round the van. He turned the sensors off so he could wind it around the trees. Footage of the drone crashing. A moody Lazy says the sensors are there for a reason and they stop him doing things he shouldn't be doing and let him know when things are going wrong. You should install some sensors and see if it stops him cheating on you hun. Creepy changes the subject before Lazy starts an argument and tells Mila she's cute for the 78488909th time. They're going on a three hour detour south to the sun because the girls want to, although they're not meant to go south. It's a bit nippy on the mountain. They're going somewhere cool right now so come back tomorrow and check it out.
End of vlog
A face like thunder when Creepy interrupted her to ask Esme to get him the keys. If looks could kill.
Footage of the sea and Esme standing on a rock. The sea is rough and she wouldn't want to swim in there. Lazy zooms into the beach to show us there are people swimming. She cannot believe they were swimming in there yesterday. Jace has found some rocks. Lazy says they have to go and have a shower and get his clothes ready but he walks away.
Lazy turns on a shower with her fat hand. She bumps into Isla, who is getting ready for the day. Jace wants to brush his teeth but Lazy says they have to wash first. He looks so much like Isla when she was younger. Lazy says Creepy sings a hilarious song to Jace. He wants to take his musical car into the shower because it's dirty, but Lazy says it won't play music anymore if they do
Driving time lapse. They're heading towards Valencia. Footage of mountains. Lazy says they got up, ready for the day and left Alania. There was a storm last night but it didn't disturb the Inghams thanks to Mila's white noise machine; everyone had a good night's sleep. Lazy moans about her mosquito bites and her postpartum hair loss. The Inghams drove for two hours and arrived somewhere in the mountains near Valencia. They need to stop and make sure the vlog is ready. It was a little cute drive down. Everyone here is Spanish and everyone in the restaurant/park area was staring at them as they drove past. Spanish people in Spain? Wow, who knew!! Isabelle says they might not be used to tourists. They're getting a drink and bite to eat.
Drone footage of the van to annoying music. Everywhere closed early and the restaurant was putting the chairs away so it was a no go. The Inghams tried uploading the vlog but the signal wasn't great so they've taken a drive to find a place to stay for the night. They were recommended a 12 minute drive straight up a mountain to a spot for the night and Lazy kids you not - the drive was hairy. She tells Esme to come away from the edge of the cliff/hill as Jace is following her. They're literally right up the mountain and saw some cars drive past. Lazy blocks out the van's number plate. She walks along the path and tells Jace he can't go near the edge. Esme and Isla are also with her and they see a bat fly past. Footage of a grasshopper. Jace asks Lazy to run up the mountain (hill) with him. They need to go back to the van and make dinner.
Mila is in her swinging chair. Esme brings something over to Lazy and says it's definitely a crystal. Jace then has to show Lazy a rock he found. Esme says the rock is eeew. Lazy tells Jace to tell her not to be rude so he does. Back to filming Mila now. Footage of Jace and Esme walking on some grass in slow mo to funeral music.
Time to get dinner on the go seeing as the cafe was a no go. Jace says something about a spooky road and Isabelle wonders where he got that from. Esme is entertaining Mila by waving a rainbow rag in front of her face. For dinner is some sort of premade omelette thing with sweetcorn, pasta and Dolmio sauce with Philadelphia because they like it and they have no cheese to sprinkle on top. Mila starts to cry and Lazy tells Isabelle she might have to take over.
The funeral music begins again. Lazy is playing cars with Jace. Drone footage of the mountain. Esme has a grasshopper in her hand. Isla is filming. Esme says the grasshopper is heavy. Isla doesn't want it to jump on her and Lazy tells her to move away. Oh good lord, I hope someone told Mr Grasshopper about the Inghams' track record with animals; one neglected dog, a murdered butterfly and two murdered moths. There seems to be a couple taking a selfie/photo of a rock further up the track. Funeral music resumes to footage of a thunderstorm.
Lazy asks Esme if she's doing the washing up. She and Isabelle cooked so Esme can wash up. Isla and Isabelle (holding Mila) are chilling. They planned on sitting outside for dinner but they heard the mosquitos. Isla shows us her mosquito bites. Lazy says they have stuff for the mosquitos but it doesn't seem to deter the turbo mosquitos. Isabelle says the yellow candles always work. It's dark and started raining. They finished dinner and now it's time to raid the sweet boxes. Creepy asks Esme to fetch the van keys from her bed. Isabelle would like a chocolate milk but the girls have eaten them all.
Lazy says it's pretty outside and tries to show us but there's nothing to see as it's so dark. Jace needs a wipe to clean his chocolatey hands. There aren't as many mosquitos out now that the sun has gone down and it's raining. Esme wants to tell a story about Benidorm. She and Isabelle were watching a movie and Isla woke up. Esme told her she was in a dream in a weird voice and then she does an impression of Isla falling back to sleep. Lazy says the teens think they can take the ick and Esme says she still has the clip on her snapchat. I thought snapchat was only for 13+ year olds? The rules don't apply to the Inghams' once again.
Footage of the dark van. Creepy wanted to wait until the next morning to end the vlog so not to end it on a downer note. There was a storm and heavy wind until 3am. A moody Lazy steps in and says it was actually because Jace and Mila had fallen asleep and they would've had to whisper. Whisper? What's that? The Inghams have no idea how to whisper. They're all awake and having morning cups of tea and coffee. The view is stooooning but it's a it scary up there and it was terrifying coming up. They will film going down the mountain. Creepy crashed his drone into a tree this morning and nearly lost it over the edge but he was able to climb down and get it. Lazy says he doesn't deserve a drone. Creepy doesn't know how he did it; he was panning round the van. He turned the sensors off so he could wind it around the trees. Footage of the drone crashing. A moody Lazy says the sensors are there for a reason and they stop him doing things he shouldn't be doing and let him know when things are going wrong. You should install some sensors and see if it stops him cheating on you hun. Creepy changes the subject before Lazy starts an argument and tells Mila she's cute for the 78488909th time. They're going on a three hour detour south to the sun because the girls want to, although they're not meant to go south. It's a bit nippy on the mountain. They're going somewhere cool right now so come back tomorrow and check it out.
End of vlog
A face like thunder when Creepy interrupted her to ask Esme to get him the keys. If looks could kill.
Otterwise
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I'm laughing so much my sides hurt.
No lovey, you can barely catch a breath between sentences, never mind swim a few metres in the ocean (which is vastly different than swimming in a pool).
I can't stand when Sharon38teen posts replies on home ed groups. Her reply is a very lot ironic, because she is the absolute opposite of the person who posted the original comment and I can't imagine her agreeing to any of the OP's comments.
TummiGummi
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Can’t get a vlog up on time, but can post a load of instagram stories advertising Christmas blankets…. Yep sounds legit 