Oh man, when he pulled that ‘everyting’ sh*t… what an absolute balloon. He’s a very white, almost pink, approaching middle age, twit from Yorkshire. He’s just begging for a slap and someday, someone is gonna pull him off his pedestal and teach him real respect - not the Ali G type.
Plus - he’s never going to wear a grey beanie & T Shirt in a hot country? Hello? When they filmed this it was around 28-30C in many parts of the UK.
Pathetic little wanker. I know he can’t help the looks he was born with - but that many lines on his face & around his eyes? Probably from squinting at himself in the camera. Sorry to say, my friend, (to quote kayak Paul
) but you really don’t have the looks to be doing the close-ups. Talking like a twit only makes you look even more ridiculous. If he was ever to have an extended encounter with a real, functional adult - especially a woman - there would be nothing left of him - save some mince, and not the vegan kind.
) in the delivery van until 5am. Sure they love the mess too. They're just inconsiderate arseholes aren't they?!
Aye Chris sure you were. It’s a wonder he doesn’t have an arm like quagmires between “editing” and “converting the van” 
