What the fuck is the wardrobe thing beside Esme? Is that the walk in wet room and toilet?
Look all that space inside! It looks big enough to host Christmas to me. They’ll probably even fit Jane and Hi Steve in if they sleep standing up in the En suite wardrobe.
Oh my fucking god tattlers! The borrower bench folds into the wall! Look at all that extra space. It’s like a bloody Tardis inside!
I’m surprised I’ve not seen a toy room built in the corner for Jace and Mila back there.
Ah. The borrower bench! It’s a good job everyone is tiny and dinky because normal adult arses may have struggled to fit on this teeny bench! Look at the fancy cover! Is that real Alibaba silk Christopher Malcolm? Ohh you’re really spoiling old lazy aren‘t you?
Is this Area at the back supposed to sleep 7? Well 11 if we’re including Big Frank, Large Marge and the two kids? For the first time ever creepy, film everything because this i cant wait to see! Don’t forget a hammock for big Frank and the fam!