Only 2 days till Isabelle birthday, which means only 3 days till we hear creepy’s famous phrases “you’re sooooo welcome baby. *cue uncomfortably long hug* “you’re so welcome SA-WEEEEEEE-TAHT”
“That’s so beautiful izz, it’s just stoonin.”
He’s like a doll with a pull string that repeats his famous phrases.
imagine the advert
“new Chris Ingham doll! Perfect for your young daughters to keep in their beds. He even has a string pull that allows the Chris doll to say real phrases! (Phrases include “foo” “woooohoooo” “hey baby” “cleverrrrrr boyyyyyy” “saweeeeettart” “boo boo” “I love izzy”)
WARNING
Not suitable for anyone OVER 16
only £9,999!! Hurry to your local Mary shortle to get yours! they’re selling fast!