The Ingham Family #179 Nothing quite says wild "camping" like foraging for food at Tesco's

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WE'RE HOME! GIVING OUR MASTER BEDROOM A MAKEOVER!!

The Inghams are home. Creepy starts the vlog. Today is their official first day back home. It's been weird and the house feels alien and massive. He's nipped to the shops because they have almost nothing at all and need to get food in. He's stopped at B&Q because they're in full 'getting the house sorted before the baby comes' mode. Builders were in whilst they were away to fix snags and do the bathroom cabinets. There was mess to clean up last night and stuff to get shipshape. They're making Motorway Mansion into a proper home. The first job is to do Isla's bedroom because she struggles the most with having her own bedroom. She gets jealous that Isabelle and Esme are on the top floor and she's down with Lazy and Creepy. As much as she loves her bedroom, she would prefer to be with Esme. Some bits arrived in the mail for Isla's bedroom. Lazy is deciding what paint to use for Isla's bedroom; she has a maternity appointment and will pick up the paint on the way back. They're starting the master bedroom this morning and he needs tools for it. Lazy has had a bad morning with Big Frank and family, and she can hardly talk. I hope everyone enjoys the peace and quiet. She's seeing the consultant and hoping she can get something for it. Creepy is waiting five minutes for the rain to stop before he goes into the shop.

Creepy arrives home moaning about the weather. Isabelle and Esme are making hot chocolates now that lunch is finished. They got everything out of the caravan, including the ice lollies that Lazy craves. Esme demonstrates how to make the hot chocolates. Isabelle says that Esme has to do things her own way. The girls get spoons to taste the hot chocolates. Isabelle tells us that the best hot chocolates are the one from Disneyland and Lazy's office. Isla still has the braid that she got in Blackpool in her hair.

Todays number 1 job is transforming Lazy and Creepy's bedroom. It's getting the first makeover of the week. Lazy is screeching something from another room. So much for not being able to talk, she sounds fine to be. Whilst they're waiting for the paint to get there for Isla's bedroom they're starting their bedroom. Creepy doesn't think it will take them too long. They had an issue with the wall panelling because they would cover up the light switches. They do have a solution for it now though. Esme is helping Creepy whilst Lazy goes to her maternity appointment. He has drawn markings on the wall. He's cutting a square in the panel for the light sockets. There isn't enough space for the panels to go to the ceiling. Creepy hopes Lazy will be impressed with his efforts. He shows us the finished panels. We can't appreciate what it's like until he puts the bed back. Lazy has no idea that Creepy is doing this today. He needs to clean the rubbish and hoover. They need a couple of bedside tables and lamps, and then the place is mint. Creepy couldn't be happier.

Lazy is home. No footage of her reaction to the Premier Inn wall panelling. Must've been a 'private moment', like the reaction to the Sarah Ingham Forever tattoo. Dinner is finished and Lazy is about to put Isla's flower name display thing up on her wall. She couldn't make a decision about the paint so got three tester pots. The colours Lazy went for are Rosy Peach, Bonita and Marine Mist. She feels like she's messed up with Rosy Peach. The lady thought that Lazy needed a more peachy colour. Jace is in Isla's bedroom with Creepy, being very noisy in the background. She shows us the flowers on the wall above Isla's bed. Lazy feels like the wall opposite Isla's bed needs painting in a pattern and on the other wall it need to be the purple paint scalloped. They need to buy a toy storage unit. Isla brushes some of the peach paint onto the wall. They paint a large proportion of the wall and will wait until it's dry in the morning to make a decision.

Creepy couldn't be happier with the way the panelling has turned out, it's ah-mazing. The egg chair isn't staying, they just brought them in due to the rain. They have ordered some tall lamps. They've busted it today and will show the full thing in a day or two.

Jace tells the baby to get out. Creepy nervously tells him not yet. Lazy is constantly telling him to be careful and he's always hugging and kissing the bump. Lazy wants to pick him up ad squeeze him tight but she can't. He asks for the egg chair to be spun around. It's bedtime for Jace and time for his power milk.

Creepy just looked at himself in the mirror and he isn't sweating, he just has glitter all over his face from Isla's wall decoration thing. It feels weird to be home. He was dreading being home and was sad last night. Tomorrow they're doing Isla and Jace's rooms.

End of vlog


No mention of the appointment later on in the vlog. I hope she got a bollocking for being so negligent.

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That’s the thing. Whatever they are earning from YouTube won’t last for 20 years or whatever their mortgage length is. Neither of them have the skills to go into a job equally as well paid so they will come unstuck when they are on £15,000-20,000 a year with a huge mortgage to still pay
Let’s forget Chris is a creep and lazy is lazy, they could have made the YouTube work if they wasn’t after freebies all the time, book holidays for content, days out, film homeschooling (if they were doing it properly) their problem is they’re too lazy to put on the effort, not a family fizz fan but they’re doing something right and have done things, although they’re on the weird side too. As seen from the views going down kids are getting bored of them and doing nothing and jus5 watching Sarah talk/rant to the camera, can’t see them lasting past 5 yrs and that’s being generous
 
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This is a bit OT but do you think the Minghams will come over to Ireland in the caravan anytime soon? (I mean, do they even realise NI and ROI are technically different countries and have different covid rules?)

I had a wonderful day today visiting many beautiful beaches along the Giants Causeway Coastal route and I honestly hope they never set foot on this island because I’m sure of the path of destruction they will leave anywhere they go!
 
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I feel so sorry for Isla she’s crying out to be with other children and acting out as a result.
 
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She really didn’t say much did she considering she had an appointment with the consultant, does that mean she got a telling off and she’s still reeling about it 😂 usually we’d get an update on how everything’s all fine like she knows it is blah blah blah 🙄
 
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She really didn’t say much did she considering she had an appointment with the consultant, does that mean she got a telling off and she’s still reeling about it 😂 usually we’d get an update on how everything’s all fine like she knows it is blah blah blah 🙄
More like she didn't have an appointment at all
 
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I've not caught up with the thread yet. I've just watched the two latest vlogs and just wow! Jace wiping his chocolate covered face with his sleeve whilst lazy just watched him instead of her putting the camera down and getting a wet wipe. Jace not strapped in his car seat properly. Isla pushing Isabelle by her head shoving her out the way just so she could get on camera. I know a lot of you feel sorry for Isla, and I do too sometimes, but there is a big difference in vying for attention and just being plain nasty, and shoving Isabelle was just being plain nasty. I think in the future they are going to have a lot of problems with Isla. Lonely or not, she has a bratty streak.
 
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Sorry I slipped into the florida vlogs again - 2018 - why do I do it - it has pissed me off more than the 2017 ones because I saw they were escorted round by Disney staff - I’ve been an annual Passholders for years and got nothing more than a drippy nose -and these crettins get stays and front of line stuff - however the only thing that keeps me going now is knowing they won’t be able to go again………Karma is a beautiful thing
 
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While Lazy and Creepy were shopping/doing their own thing/staying off camera because they look a state the girls were left to vlog and look after Jace, who seemed to be kicking off while they were making hot chocolate.

I wonder if Lazy's imaginary appointment was with the midwife but Creepy tried to make it sound important and act like they are royalty by throwing the word 'consultant' around again.
 
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Look times are tough okay? If you MUST have your wicked ways with Creepy Christopher Malcolm in the hotel bedroom of dreams, you will just have to accept that your NDA will be written on Home Bargains toilet roll paper. If you get super lucky, you'll even be able to see him writing it out...
Or maybe on the back of her hospital notes well let’s be honest there is nothing else written in them as she couldn’t be arsed to go to any appointments.
 
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She really didn’t say much did she considering she had an appointment with the consultant, does that mean she got a telling off and she’s still reeling about it 😂 usually we’d get an update on how everything’s all fine like she knows it is blah blah blah 🙄
If she got a telling off then the midwife was probably a troll !!
 
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So Chris said he couldn’t go with Sarah to her appointment due to COVID restrictions, but on the day they left for their latest trip Sarah said she felt guilty that she could only take one of the girls with her because due to COVID restrictions she was only allowed to take one person. So why couldn’t Chris go this time?
Didnt she take her nana at one point too?
 
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So Chris said he couldn’t go with Sarah to her appointment due to COVID restrictions, but on the day they left for their latest trip Sarah said she felt guilty that she could only take one of the girls with her because due to COVID restrictions she was only allowed to take one person. So why couldn’t Chris go this time?
I often wonder is she makes on she’s not with Chris because telling the truth and saying she is just raises questions she doesn’t want to answer. She already makes on to small businesses that gift her things that she’s on her own.
 
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Sorry to sound thick. But who is Steve?
Steve is Creepy's dad. He is revolting and as slimy as his sperm donation. It is a universal truth that we tattle's think Steve should have worn protection on the night of the conception of Sir Noncealot.
Someone on here will have a screenshot of the gobshite. You can see where Noncey and My Forever Dave get their chiselled good looks :sick:
 
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Be careful what you wish for!

Their car is already too small as it is. I wouldn't put it past him to do some of his special 'moderations' on a pair of his old wheelie skates and a cardboard box (all the way from China so super robust) to rustle up a special trailer in which to transport their new passenger on their travels.

As they're so safety conscious, they can cover the Alibaba box specially customised trailer with "Baby on board" stickers....maybe a couple of glow in the dark cornish pasty stickers and a few fairy lights for when they have to do a moonlight flit because jealous trolls called the po-po.
I just can’t see how you would get 7 people in a van 🤷‍♀️ it’s bad enough 5 children in a caravan with no side awning and two adults how the duck are they going to get everyone in a van unless it was one of those massive camper vans
 

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On a serious note, aether trolling uswithhowthick they are or are they really that dense to think, reinstalling the light switches incase in fabric is a good idea?
How there hasn't been a serious accident in that family I will never know
Absolutely, it’s so unbelievably dangerous, like so many things they do.

The way they act reminds me of a programme that was on years ago, where kids were allowed to live in a house with no adult supervision (that they knew of). They’re kids trying to raise kids.

Creepy‘s behaviour is very strange. When talking about moving to America or buying a van to convert, it’s the kids he goes running to with these big unthought out ideas, because he knows they’re most likely to get onboard with his fantasy.

Take the house, this wasn’t Sarah’s first choice, but the kids loved it. It had a “grand staircase” and that was the main selling point according to them 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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