The Ingham Family #163 ..is the number of TVs and Sofas in the Pylon Palace.

[Fozziebear79]

I think there is more to the Jane situation than just creepy dipping his wick elsewhere . I get the feeling she doesn't condone them taking the kids out of school etc and so she should . Maybe it's time Jane got her bitch on and helped them kids or maybe she has and them pair don't like it . Definitely something wrong though . I think the caravan was peace offering and maybe because they flew nana to Portugal while Jane babysat Prinny and worked in the sweat shop .

 

[Columbo1984]

I’m a few pages behind but 12 minutes into tonight’s vlog, I’m struggling to continue to watch and needed to comment.

First of all Isabelle, now I don’t hold her accountable because I think all this is a reflection of her current tragic existence...

But what is she doing? The fashion segment consisted of her showing an unflattering outfit she wears constantly. She seems to be going for the whole, I’m so happy, my life is great and I’m soooo down with ‘you guys’ my fantastic audience. Feels contrived. Makes me wonder if lazy/creepy have pointed out recently raised issues around how she feels/looks low, and encouraged her to prove everyone wrong... also I don’t buy the ‘I’ve written a great ‘novel’ story. She read an entire book before realising it wasn’t the first time. Sadly she’s trapped in an imaginary world- I find her segments insufferable. Poor girl has lost her spark.

Lazy,when you buy that many things you can’t even remember purchasing them, I think there’s a problem. Looking at the floor full of excess. If only she paid so much attention and showed the appropriate level of enthusiasm required for home schooling, Esmes dyslexia assessment or Isla’s ‘OCD’. To be honest the whole section felt sickly. God help baby girl.

 

[abbs0410]

WHY does baby girl need so many clothes? I hate to say it but Lazy's not full term yet so anything could still happen!! Also, why on earth would you buy clothes all the way up to one year including a first birthday outfit?! The mind boggles. Poor Jace, he's very quickly going to become the outcast and I really hope he gives them hell.

 

[Miss Minnie]

It’s obscene the amount of clothes for “baby girl” majority of that stuff will not get worn ... such a waste

 

[thegreencow]

WE DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN..

Jace and Lazy draw on the chalkboard and Lazy attempts to teach Jace his shapes. She's gobsmacked they went cold turkey with no nappy yesterday and he only had one accident in the morning. They put a nappy on last night and it was dry in the morning. He's never had a dry nappy in his life, and it was the same with Isla. Lazy wants to go cold turkey at night if he's dry for a couple of nights. Jace goes to get Lazy if he needs a wee so she doesn't dare leave him because he can't pull his pants down yet. Lazy needs to put his clothes away.

Creepy has had a covid cut after Lazy butchered his fringe last night. He keeps putting off booking a haircut but will book one today. He has a list of jobs as long as his arm and his first job is washing the balcony because it's set up for a hot tub and they will be getting one soon. He has found out he doesn't have the right adapter for the hose. The next job is to paint the other side of the gate whilst Lazy is with Jace. Creepy is going to build the trampoline and surprise the girls.

Lazy can't hover over Jace all day and it's not a big deal if he has an accident. She needs to put his clothes in his wardrobe. She's convinced there's another box because she thinks he has more clothes than she's put away. Esme has brought Jace's potty upstairs so he can play with it. It's time for Lazy to sort the baby clothes, of which she has four boxes. Jace is trying to put his new wellies on. Lazy loves lets where you get three tops and trouser sets. She wants to find the sleepsuits because her babies live in sleepsuits for the first few weeks. Creepy is doing the trampoline.

Isabelle is calling us the Wizzles from now on because its's her nickname. She shows us her outfit. Creepy always jokes about how ripped jeans should be half price because half of them are missing. Isabelle puts on a leather jacket. Her schoolwork is done and she's taking Prinny on a walk soon. Then she wants to ask Creepy to set up her telly. Isabelle has started writing a book and gets to a point here she doesn't know where to go. She has tried to write in the past week but ended up deleting it. She wrote a paragraph last night and realised she hasn't lost her magic. It starts to rain so she can't go on a walk but she loves the rain because it's a vibe. She's listening to music and reading.

Lazy has realised sorting clothes isn't a two minute job. She wants to sort out what she has in age and outfits so it's taking much longer. She has sorted them into 0-3 months, first size, up to three months and tiny baby. There are a couple of outfits that Lazy wants to put in her hospital bag. She has an animal pattern sleepsuit but doesn't remember buying them. There's a pile of Jace's clothes that no longer fit. Lazy went crazy on socks and B&M frilly things. The baby has 15 cardigans, Lazy has ordered her outfits by size and found the baby's 1st birthday outfit. She has two fleecy coats in 3-6 months. Lazy shows us some of the outfits. She doesn't like small babies in dresses because they look uncomfortable in dresses and it's hard to crawl so the dresses Lazy has bought are in 9-12 months so she will hopefully be walking by then. She shows us a hideous outfit and it looks like she stole it off a Victorian doll. Maybe she got it from Mary Shittle wen she had to close her shop.

It's a very exciting moment because Fidgets and Me just went live. Creepy is staring eagerly at the laptop and says "yes, come on" when he sees the orders coming in. Don't get too excited Creepy because your wife will be down to Primark, B&M, Home Bargains and The Range tomorrow morning spending it all. Esme gets excited when she sees a £51 order and the girls keep shouting out amounts of money people are spending. Creepy keeps shouting out the amount of orders quicker than one of those auction callers. Lazy congratulates the girls and says they'll be busy tomorrow. It's 2 minutes past. Creepy says they'll be gone in a minute and that he's never seen it so busy. 55 orders so far. Lazy is sat behind the camera laughing and probably preparing that shopping list in her head. They can't sell more than 120 orders and Lazy tells him to put the boxes out of stock because some people have ordered £120 worth. Camera cuts.

They had to turn the camera off because things went crazy. There was no limit because they didn't know it would be so crazy. It's hard to set variations but Lazy knew they only had 120 of the giant popits so they couldn't sell more than 120. The sale was going up so fast and it was delayed because of the signal in the house so it said there was 80 sales but it was actually 102. They should be ok with the stock they have but they'd sold out within 3-4 minutes. Esme had no idea fidgets were that popular. The girls have over 120 sales so if all of them are with giant popits they will be in trouble. There will be more stock in the next day or two and more stock is on order. More fidgets will be on the way. Lazy makes the girls say thank you.

The garden grass is starting to grow. Creepy mantles the trampoline. There's a beautiful view of a windmill just beyond the fence.

Creepy is off to see what the two fools are doing. He calls Esme and Isla and Prinny starts barking. He tells her not to bite the hand that feeds her. Maybe take your own advice, Creepy. The girls are having a sleepover and Esme's TV is finally on the wall. They're watching H2O.

Jace touched the glass and got a static shock. Lazy kisses his finger and he reaches for Lazy's sweets. Jace eats one and Creepy then asks for one so he gets red. Lazy doesn't wants a sweet but Jace shoves one in her gob regardless. He was probably hoping it would shut her up but unfortunately it doesn't. She says he's been a big boy and Creepy says he's not had a single accident. Creepy knows he is a few weeks late to the party but joins most of the population in being disappointed with the ending. He was devastated and says it was almost like the producers weren't allowed another episode so tried to cram the end of the story into one episode and it was too much. hey bodged it together and it was disappointing. It was really bad and Creepy was left in bed devastated. it's one of the best series ever made and he has to wait another year for the next series. He wants to know if Steve, Kate and H are coming back. Lazy says he needs to get a life. They will see us tomorrow at 5pm for Lazy's shopping spree.

End of vlog

The face of a greedy woman who just made a very lot of money

I can see why Creepy likes Kate. She looks like the female version of him. Hi Steve, anything you need to tell Jane?

 

[moimoi]

OMG GUYS

I'd like to announce the arrival of baby boy Tattle. Unfortunately there was no time for wheelchair rides or costa trips.

At an iddy biddy 9lbs I am sure he will be fitting into 0-3 months by the time he's a year old - even if the trousers only come half way down his legs.

Congrats! I’m due mine any time now. Will try to report back on any backwards/forwards wheelchairs.

 

[Zade]

#164 Faulty floors, mismatched doors our vlogs have become a total bore

 

[Scotblock]

Giving a toddler a brain licker The acid from that will attack the teeth for at least an hour after finishing one of those not to mention if they eat it in stages. Fuck me do they have any brains.

 

[Abbvay]

My husband said that their floor looks like they have skidded around too much having backwards forwards wheelchair races.

Most of the time I don't think he's listening when I tell him things about the Inghams, then he proves he actually is.

 

[Gotmepopcorn]

Just for your attention Lazy, I have just sent a letter to Vicky Ford MP the Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (Minister for Children and Families) with regards to my concerns that children of families who vlog on YouTube are slipping through the safety nets put in place to stop preforming children being exploited... I have used your family as a prime example of children who are broadcast daily yet there are no checks in place to check on their welfare and schooling. Fingers crossed the matter will be raised in parliament as a matter of urgency.

Thank you! I have emailed and lobbied nearly everyday this year to get under age children off you tube and have pointed out this family as the reason it should urgently be law. Without Covid, I do think it could have been addressed by now.

 

[Cockleshell Bay]

I am going for ‘I don’t care’

 

[cass678]

It has been utterly depressing to see Isla deteriorate so much in the past year. She’s become such a misfit in the family - or at least it’s clear that she feels that way. She desperately needs the stimulation and social interaction of school; I’d almost go as far as to say that she’s regressed in the last 12 months. Her physical and mental health can only get worse from here unless something is done. Clever kids who don’t get enough stimulation are prone to acting out and misbehaving out of sheer boredom - it couldn’t be more obvious that this is what Isla is doing. Not to mention the fact the her ‘identity’ in the family has changed. She’s no longer the cute youngest kid. She’s been shoved into awkward middle child territory. Esme runs around after Isabelle these days, she’s grown past playing with Isla. Poor thing, she’s really suffering.

 

[fookinhellm8_]

A list of proposed eccentric names for the soon to be iddy biddy Princess of Pylon Palace, most entries are by other TFam Members:
Names ending with A (for some reason):
Luna, Asda, Anna, Mia, Lana, Ayda, Aria, Peppa, Chantella, Flora, Sasha, Talia, Maria, Eliza, Cordelia, Azalea, Sophia, Enya, Cassia, Adriana, Aurora, Ariana, Ikea, Amelia, Celestia, Saskia, Pippa, Ava, Marbella (dedicated to the Marble Tiles), Tabitha, Ella, Natalia, Pandora, Wilhelmina, Calla, Calcutta, Florida, Orla, Emma, Elsa, Edna (no capes!), Dolla, Neveah, Eva, Aleah, Porta, Eida, Deliah, Elza, Klarna, Alibaba, Lienota, Emilia, Baby B&Ma, Arabella, Sofa, Lola, Avia, Tyla, Agriculturia, Nova, and Carrara.

Other proposed names, most entries are by other TFam Members:
Marble, Princess, Sweetie, Cave, Cara-Van-Ingham, Crapy, Aldi, Mary Shortle Ingham, Stairway, Matalan, Primark, Basket, Annaar (in tribute to Nanaar), Baby HaTeRz, Tarakin (in honour of Katrina), Primark Morrison Sarah Ingham, Chai, Cash Cow, Castrol (hint to check oil regularly), Cankle, Cheater, Nanurrrr’s Pension, Aubrey, Educashun, eBay, Everleigh, Aria Ketrina Nova Ingham, mArble, Dolla Bandaid Ingham, Ava Elizabeth (Tom Delonge’s daughter’s name), Baldi, Don’t Leave Unattended On Beach, I don’t care, Manny Ho Ho Ingham, Lazy, Aimee (or Amie), Patatas Bravas, Luna Alissa Sarah Ingham (LASI for short), Lacey, IFamForever, Ali (in honour for Alibaba and Me Tat), Orange Twirl, Asbo, Eadie, Fake Marble Bragger Ingham and to conclude this...WhereHasPrinnyGone?

Thank you TFam Members for all your co-operation, The Ingham Lurkers Society, The Ingham Family Ltd and The Isla Ingham Foundation will announce the name of Iddy Biddy Number 4 very soon. There is no fixated date but whilst you await the results (could be at 5pm or later), please exit from the main entrance of the Chavavan, for the Party Bag that includes a Prinny Woo Too and some Home Educashun Worksheets, you must pay £40 to Granny Troll. The money will be going to The Chavavan’s Life Association and will fund many more van-life trips of Breakdowns and Courtyard Floors. No, you cannot have a refund. Hell No, you cannot have more Orange Twirls, there’s a shortage locally and Lazy cannot spare anymore. If you have a complaint, there’s a tissue in the bag with a threat scribbled out by Creepy and a number to Levi’s and The Gmail Police. Yes, the copy of Lazy’s 2019 bestselling book “Ef Ah Wan Ah Burgur Foh Ma Teaye, Ah’ll Ave Ah Bugur Foh Mah Teaye, My Family’s Ordeal With The Haturz and Other Agricultural Things” is free. To open the book and read though, that’s a £25 charge.

 

[michanson]

I don’t feel anger very often, but this fidget business has really pissed me off. How can people be so gullible as to pay over the odds for cheap tat you could get elsewhere? I am utterly baffled how the Inghams manage to rip off their fans! How do they have the balls to do that?!

 

[Chloe97xo]

Marble won’t arrive in boxes, having worked in the stone industry real marble is packed in a specific way, .. she is deluded

Did anyone see the bit where she said they've took loans out to pay for the fidget toys

 

[JustHereForTheAgriculture]

Apparently this was the first time Jace woke up with a dry nappy ever in his life.
Well, clearly his mother doesn’t remember all the dry overnight nappies from when she starved him as a newborn.

Laying the foundation for Jace to never go to school I see. Imagine the poor child going into school one day to learn that everyone in his class has gone back and had chapter and verse on his potty training. The poor boy doesn’t stand a chance

 

[Vloggerfam]

The way the girls sat counting up that money as it came in was disgusting. Sarah and Chris saying they are shocked it sold as much when they knew full well it would

what was Isabelle boring on about? Please tell me they aren’t trying to make her writing ‘a thing’

 

[Hellosheep]

no. 1-- annoyed thought of the day- why if you feel awful every time you go into shops do you make an 'errand' trip there everyday, what a martyr, she's struggling but there's no stopping her mission to kit out the house and kids with the same shit tat
no 2-- so you think those brain licker sweets are the worst thing you could imagine your child eating... STFU love you just let her buy a whole box, sorry BOUGHT a whole box for her, feeling guilty for something? ugh I can't stand the hypocrisy

 

[DayoftheLlamas]

Yeah, Fidget & Me is definitely the girls' business. That's why Creepy was getting more and more high pitched and practically wetting himself over people placing orders.

 

[The Eskimo]

Also how bad is Chris's skin!

I hate to defend him, but I would say that his skin doesn’t look too bad for someone who is nudging towards 50 and is clearly under stress levels as a doctor-pilot-electrician-videographer-proskater that we simply can’t comprehend.