Congratulations
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TLDR
- Creepy and Lazy bought Hi Steve and Granny Jane a caravan.
- The Inghams went on holiday to Center Parcs. They showed their appreciation when they left by moaning about the 10am checkout time.
- Creepy wore his diarrhoea coloured trousers for an entire week without washing them. He probably wet himself on that high wire course he did as well.
- Creepy showed us his massive boobs at Center Parcs. I'm not exaggerating when I say they're nearly bigger than Lazy's. Might want to give Victoria's Secret a call a book a bra fitting.
- Lazy murdered a spider in the car on the way home from Center Parcs and then pretended not to know what had happened.
- Lazy told Creepy he's lucky to have her... and I she wasn't joking either.
- A couple of trolls *cough* Creepy *cough* have turned up to Tattle making extravagant claims about the Inghams; they're moving to Spain and buying a horse.
- We got a glimpse of the garage, which as predicted is rammed to the brim with tat.
- The big house move has begun