BRIBED INTO DOING BAD THINGS BY MY TEEN!!
Creepy puts Jace in a chair outside the cabin. It's a peaceful day at Center Parcs. It's half 10 and they're having a chilled morning relaxing. They rush out on the first day to see what their is but then take it easier as the week goes on. It's really nice weather an there's a lake for sports activities. They're not all open but there's an inflatable course similar to the one they did in France.
Legend has it that the Go Pro is still at the bottom of that lake, waiting to be found. Lazy wanted to book a six person electrical boat but it had sold out. The lake is nice and all the children play in the sand and paddle in the water. Lazy drinks her coffee.
The Inghams are getting on their bike and heading to the beach for a picnic. Creepy asks Jace if they're going to ride the bike and Lazy gets him to say yes. Time lapse of bike ride.
This must be the most exercise Lazy has had in years. Footage of the closed pool.
I bet Creepy cries himself to sleep every night because he has no excuse to get footage of the girls in their bikinis for a thumbnail. You have to go through a central area where the pool and restaurant are in order to get anywhere. The pool looks incredible so they will have to come back to check it out. There are two Starbucks. They're filling the pool up today and Lazy points out it's May next week so it will be opening soon and they will be heating it. Isabelle and Creepy wish they could try out the slides.
Lazy feels like she could be in Majorca and tells Creepy it's a lake, not the sea. Jace need a sandpit in the new house because he's loving the sand. He lays in it and Lazy cackles at him. You're not allowed to paddle because of the boats but the area here you can paddle is further along. Lazy has made cheese, quorn ham and salad bagels. Jace tries to throw sand in everyone's sandwiches. Lazy takes Jace's jacket off because it's too hot. Creepy was moaning at Lazy not to put shorts on Jace because it was freezing but its a hot day.
Creepy and the younger girls have gone to look at the activity they did yesterday. Jace wants to go and find them but Lazy says he has to stay with her and Isabelle.
Esme and Isla have convinced Creepy to go on the zipwire with them. He couldn't do it yesterday because he had to take lots of phone calls about the new house.
More like you wimped out because Lazy could've easily taken those phone calls. Moving day is fast approaching and lots of things have to be sorted out. The staff from yesterday invited the Inghams to come back and take their cameras on the course. Footage of Creepy and the girls doing the course. The platform is squeaking as Creepy and Esme stand on it. He has no idea how people do things like this because he has the worst vertigo.
Vertigo or fear of heights? They're NOT the same thing, but I guess you would know that with your medical degree. Creepy is definitely putting the camera down when he goes on the tyres.
Why not just wear a Go Pro? That's a very expensive purchase if you drop the camera. He moves the camera along as he goes through a tunnel. Creepy feels like he will die on the zipwire. He has the worst shaky legs and vertigo he's ever has in his entire life.
Jace has gone to paddle in the water and gets his shorts wet. Lazy zooms in on the fish. Jace asks where the ducks are and she tells him they're in their houses or nests. She cackles at him because he's looking at and trying to catch the fish. Isabelle is bribing Lazy to get a Starbucks by saying she will look after Jace. Isabelle says Lazy offered in the first place so she wasn't going to say no. Lazy then said she wouldn't bother so Isabelle offered to stay with Jace. Lazy says she will go because Creepy left his wallet. Isabelle holds her drink in the next shot and says she has the best mum ever. They're going to sit and drink their Starbucks. Lazy would do anything to see Creepy's face because she bets he's pooping his pants.
Lucky he has his diarrhoea coloured trousers on then. They're waiting for them to get to the zipwire because it's right in front of them. The course takes an hour and Lazy hopes to be able to capture them on camera.
Creepy has reached the tightrope and pretends to cry. Isla fell on the net and is now stuck on her back. We get a shot of the diarrhoea trousers as he walks along the rope. Creepy and Esme reach the net Isla fell off. She's underneath a bridge further up the course and Creepy tells her he wouldn't do that. He says he can't do then net. Then they reach the final zipwire, which Creepy is terrified about. Creepy tells the instructor that he has no idea how he does this as a job and stands up there all day. The instructor says he's not afraid of heights.
I bet he doesn't lick his lips at 16 year old girl either. Esme and Isla walk down the ramp and the instructor shouts 3, 2, 1. Creepy films Esme and Isla (and woohooohooos) as they jump off. Lazy gets some shaky footage from the ground. Next it's Creepy's turn. There's a bit of woohooing but for once there is mostly silence. In the next shot Creepy is back on the ground and has never been more grateful to be on solid ground; he's not going to lie. Isabelle is glad she tried it but will ever do it again. Creepy says your fear and vertigo kicks in when you're up there. Esme would do it 10x in a row. Creepy had a choice of having a panic attack and being lifted off the course or manning up so he manned up. Isla was throwing herself off obstacles and dangling mid air; she dangled off the net on the side on purpose to prove she wouldn't fall. Creepy's belly couldn't deal with it.
It's later on and dinner is done. It's the Inghams' final night so they're ending it in a cool way. The sun has set behind the forest and Creepy has loved it so much. They have an insanely busy week back home so Creepy isn't feeling his melancholy sad to go usual self but is excited about the next chapter. He wants to come again and they're ending it on a good note with a barbeque and chocolate marshmallows to say goodbye.
Jace got a dinosaur lollypop yesterday and loves it. Creepy lights the barbeque. Lazy asks Jace if it's fire and he says "I did" so she tells him to say "yes Mummy" and he does.
Hi Lazy, nice to know you read here. Isla watches the fire and then the girl toast their marshmallows. Iphone footage of the girls and Jace. Lazy seems to be sniffing her marshmallow, rather than eating it.
Esme is holding Jace, who is wrapped in a towel. Lazy tells him to do it so he says "1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 7, shampoo". Creepy says everyone has had baths and Isla is sat on the sofa wrapped in a towel. Isla then snuggles up to lazy. Lazy says she is still her littlest girl. Creepy tells Isabelle "don't worry sweetheart, you'll always be the biggest" and tells her she's the godfather of the kids. Isla says Isabelle's role will never change, although hers will. Lazy reminds us that she went from being the littlest to getting a brother and now she is getting a sister and being a big sister. She's now the middle child. Lazy asks her if she wants to be the middle child and Isla nods; Lazy says she wants to be the middle child with Esme.
Sounds like Isla has been a little upset about the new addition. She says there will be "three middles and two out ones" and tells Isla she will be her little girl until she's 27.
Lazy says Isabelle is causing stirs online by drinking "ciders". Isabelle explains that Creepy offered her the last bit of his drink. Lazy has seen comments on the vlog of Isabelle trying to hide the cider. Lazy told her to hide the cider to avoid criticism. Creepy shows us the pack and says he treated himself to a pack of alcohol free "koppers".
Yeah and you'll be meeting the real coppers one day if you're not careful. As he holds the pack up to show one is gone, he flips the bird at us. He says he has 3 Koppers left. Lazy looked in the alcohol free section the other day.
Its the Inghams' last night tonight and they've had the best time ever having family time. It's more special because they haven't left the house in six months like everyone else.
They make it sound like they haven't been out at all. Jace is getting jealous because he wants to cuddle Lazy. Lazy says they can share. It doesn't matter if you go halfway around the world or to a caravan site, it's amazing making memories with your children. Jace has learnt to count to 10.
End of vlog
Pretty sure this was aimed at us
Hope he took a good bra
this is such an injustice. The poor children. Sarah would have got support and kindness if she had left him and people would have respected her for that. As a result the children would have probably got less shit at school and more sympathy. What a selfish woman Sarah is 
People like her are the reason that women don’t report grooming and sexual assaults for fear of not being believed.