CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT TO DO THIS TODAY!!
Isabelle starts the vlog saying that her and Isla have been having a girls morning. Last night they were doing hairstyles because Isabelle has got into hair styles recently. They're curling their hair right now using Isabelle's straighteners. Isabelle and Isla are going to 'curl our hairs' for the day. There are lot of flies around. Time lapse of Isabelle and Isla doing their hair.
Creepy films Esme pushing Jace on his trike. They love coming out onto the road to play with it. Creepy does his creepy laugh. Isla shows us that both she and Jace have koala outfits on. Creepy chases Jace. more riding on the trike.
Lazy says they're just setting off for a day trip. They're very excited, we probably aren't but the Inghams are. First though, she and Isla are going to get a picnic from Aldi.
Creepy tells us to say the beach isn't the most perfect beach we ever did see. He thinks they've found the golden gem of the Algarve today, after much research last night to find the perfect paddle board beach. He tells us to look at the ocean and the ocean stacks, around the corner is full on major caveage. Creepy has seen a few comments flying around with people getting sick of the beach vlogs. They'll be back in cold, grey England soon enough and there will be plenty of Morrisons Vlogs and they might even go into Leeds city centre.
Jace fell asleep on the way to the beach so Creepy had to run up the stairs to get the second paddle board and returned to find his three little vampires hiding from the sun. Lazy put the umbrella up and the girls were arguing about where to sit. Creepy has found out that all the Harry Potter books are free on his Kindle on Amazon Prime. Isabelle wants the Pride & Prejudice and Wuthering Heights books (Lazy incorrectly corrects her to Withering).
I think Creepy is definitely withering though. Creepy told Isabelle that if she gets a Kindle for Christmas she can read them then. Isabelle prefers to read an actual book. Lazy says she did Jekyll and Hyde for GCSE and Creepy puts his patronising hand on her head. Creepy says she's taking up time when he could be eating his lunch right now. he keeps putting his hand on her and she screeches at him to stop.
Lazy lays out the picnic. The girls are excited about the fruit. Isabelle says the pasta is peng and Creepy says its 'peng penne'. When no one understand what he's saying he calls them all fools.
It's so bright that Lazy can't even see if she's focused. When Creepy wakes up and tells he that he's found a new beach for them to go to, she's always filled with a bit of *sigh*. Occasionally they've done quite a bit of walking for a beach and there's been no beach there. This is the most amazing, picturesque beach Lazy has been to in her whole life - it's on par with the Maldives but her face says otherwise.
Hasn't she said that before? The stacks in the ocean look insane.
The sup board is opened and Lazy walks down to the water's edge. The plan was to come and test the water temperature whilst Creepy is setting up the vlog but Lazy might sit on the paddle board because it's so cold. Lazy says they need to come back when they have the car because the face snorkels are in there. By the time they get the car bac it will be winter and the snorkels will be useless.
Lazy is on the paddle board with Isla and says calmer water makes boarding the paddle board easier and it's easier to stand up. Creepy films the scenery and woohoos. They're heading along the coastline to more stacks. Isabelle is babysitting Jace and doing something in her books. Time lapse of paddling. Creepy films the scenery and a cave. Creepy is going to miss being on the ocean so much. Photos of the rocks.
Creepy say they've been trying to find a beach just behind them. He's been driving around saying it was just around the corner but it wasn't so Lazy put her foot down and they ended up at the beach they're at today. More paddling, more scenery. The coastline in the Algarve is stoonin'. It' ridiculous how stoonin' it is. Creepy wants a lagoon to go swimming in. Creepy stands up as Lazy cackles at him. He jumps in a shows us his receding hairline
Lazy screeches that they've made it back on land and her legs are like Jelly. They pulled up and realised two fins from the bottom of Lazy's paddle board were missing so Lazy made everyone walk out and look for them and they found them. Jace is happy the girls are back to play with. Creepy cackles. Isla nearly knocks Jace over.
Back at the caravan Lazy has found Jace's red caaa and he jumped onto the bed and poked himself in the face with it. Lazy and Creepy tell Jace to tell the caaa 'go' and he does. He seems a bit upset when Lazy touches his face.
Isabelle knows she's not the best at doing hair but for the last two nights she's been practicing doing hairstyles. They're been sat as a family watching the ifam edits.
End of vlog
That receding hairline. Can the Inghams afford a hair transplant?
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is putting on her best no fucks given face 
Well I have a name for her face but it’s not that, in fact she has a face only a mother could love 
Listen Creepy you absolute fanjita does it make you feel big to be joking about what you did in your little group? Personally there’s nothing big and clever about having a mass following of which the majority are vulnerable and have special needs. Your family are the scum of YouTube your social pariahs and that’s because of you creepster.
do you think back in the old blogs she had help in the morning someone else to sort them out for her. They've gone from picture perfect to rag and bone people. Thought the more famous you become you get more polished in appearance not worse
! Better get a Levi letter ready ! 
Winds 
