thegreencow
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From groom to groomer. Happy anniversary Lazy and Creepy
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thegreencow
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Congratulations, @All da toys and thank you for this excellent title.
TLDR of the last thread
- Still waiting for the return of the second caaa, it's now expected on Thursday and the Ingham want to leave Portugal at the weekend
- Creepy is growing balls and getting more and more confident on the secret Facebook group every day, to the point of using the eggplant emoji in a very suggestive way
- Tattle spies joined the new facebook group but quite a few have been booted and the group has now been made secret again.
- They damaged the hire car, there's a dent above the roof and on the side of the car. The hire car also got a punctured tyre. What will happen next in the great Ingham Caaa Shitshow?
- Lazy has been begging for Nintendo Switches. Prepare for the 'OMG THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS! TEARS ON CHRISTMAS DAY PART 2...'
- More Baby and Me shit is on the way for Lazy to rob the ifam
- The kids still aren't wearing life jackets in water
- Lazy has turned into Professor Brian Cox, educating everyone about the solar system. She's less of a Professor Brian Cox and more a Professor Brainless Cock though.
TLDR of the last thread
- Still waiting for the return of the second caaa, it's now expected on Thursday and the Ingham want to leave Portugal at the weekend
- Creepy is growing balls and getting more and more confident on the secret Facebook group every day, to the point of using the eggplant emoji in a very suggestive way
- Tattle spies joined the new facebook group but quite a few have been booted and the group has now been made secret again.
- They damaged the hire car, there's a dent above the roof and on the side of the car. The hire car also got a punctured tyre. What will happen next in the great Ingham Caaa Shitshow?
- Lazy has been begging for Nintendo Switches. Prepare for the 'OMG THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS! TEARS ON CHRISTMAS DAY PART 2...'
- More Baby and Me shit is on the way for Lazy to rob the ifam
- The kids still aren't wearing life jackets in water
- Lazy has turned into Professor Brian Cox, educating everyone about the solar system. She's less of a Professor Brian Cox and more a Professor Brainless Cock though.
thegreencow
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So true
Ghost82
Chatty Member
Hahahahahahahahaha 
Hahahahahaha Fucking hahahahahahaha!! I’m not going to lie. I almost pissed myself!
One sniff of being arrested and old creeps gets himself scammed out of £4000! I bet Sarah chased him around the awning with the Dyson. No wonder Sarah is fishing for freebies on Instagram when creepy has given the Christmas money to some random on a phone call. I’m almost wee’ing at the thought of him sending them a picture of his ID.
I bet he was on his second phone, crying to Granny troll!
CHRIS. *sniffles* “Mam.... MAAAAaaam! They’ve got me. They’ve got me. I’m looking at five years mam! FIVE YEARS! I can’t do it? I can’t come home. You’ll have to feed prinny. Can you drive a caravan to Panama from Portugal?”
JANE. “Say nothing son! Stay quiet. It was Sarah. Blame Sarah! She can take prison son. You weren’t built for it. Stay cool darling. Mummy’s coming. Sarah can drive the girls home. I’ll fucking row you to Panama!”
Hahahahahaha Fucking hahahahahahaha!! I’m not going to lie. I almost pissed myself! One sniff of being arrested and old creeps gets himself scammed out of £4000! I bet Sarah chased him around the awning with the Dyson.
No wonder Sarah is fishing for freebies on Instagram when creepy has given the Christmas money to some random on a phone call. I’m almost wee’ing at the thought of him sending them a picture of his ID. I bet he was on his second phone, crying to Granny troll!
CHRIS. *sniffles* “Mam.... MAAAAaaam! They’ve got me. They’ve got me. I’m looking at five years mam! FIVE YEARS! I can’t do it? I can’t come home. You’ll have to feed prinny. Can you drive a caravan to Panama from Portugal?”
JANE. “Say nothing son! Stay quiet. It was Sarah. Blame Sarah! She can take prison son. You weren’t built for it. Stay cool darling. Mummy’s coming. Sarah can drive the girls home. I’ll fucking row you to Panama!”
Malcolm Conkers
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Oh, stop it...Please turn this brilliant post into a thread title when we reach page 48 Malcolm.
The Ingham Family #132 - When karma grabs you by the ass and goes for it
The Eskimo
Chatty Member
He was. A very successful one too. I believe that he is the only pilot who ever completed a barrel roll in an Airbus A320 on his approach to Leeds-Bradford. As he was so accomplished and revered by his employers, they allowed him an exemption from the usual uniform and he wore a special beanie with little gold wings on it.
Rlaw1978
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He fell for a scam phone call from a woman claiming to be from HMRC, saying there is a warrant out for his arrest in the U.K. for tax evasion. He had two options 1)be arrested , fine of £30k and prison or 2) pay the woman £4000 in 4 separate payments. So he paid her.
Yellowpear
Active member
£4000 pounds sent to a scam HMRC and he WhatsApp'd them a picture his driving licence.
Malcolm Conkers
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I'm enjoying watching karma grab YOUR ass and 'go for it', you creepy bastard.
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‘Me and Isla are doing our HAIRS’
‘We hardly ever curl our HAIRS do we Isla’
‘We‘ve all just showered and washed our HAIRS’.
This
Winds Me Up.
It also infuriates me that two buffoons who have such an appalling grasp of the English language think they could do a good job of educating their own children. It’s embarrassing and they are completely stunting their children’s growth/knowledge/career prospects.
‘We hardly ever curl our HAIRS do we Isla’
‘We‘ve all just showered and washed our HAIRS’.
This
Winds Me Up.It also infuriates me that two buffoons who have such an appalling grasp of the English language think they could do a good job of educating their own children. It’s embarrassing and they are completely stunting their children’s growth/knowledge/career prospects.
Nigella_coco
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OMG i literally get these HMRC calls all the time and they’re so obviously fake what about absolute idiot Obviously have done something wrong to think they could potentially have committed fraud
what about absolute idiot Obviously have done something wrong to think they could potentially have committed fraud
Neck lace
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He's a disgusting, vile prick. Real Inghams said that these messages were sent to a vulnerable fan from Ireland (Real Inghams also pointed that that the age of consent is 17 in Ireland so they must mean that this girl was around that age). The messages are revolting. He sent these at the same time that he was messaging Hayley every night. He has been so cocky recently and could easily be sending this sort of stuff to young teenagers now.
Edited to say - sorry, the screenshots are in the wrong order.
Edited to say - sorry, the screenshots are in the wrong order.
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Web30
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No way!! Why would he even believe that! A normal person would be like " were not at home, I'll get someone to check for a letter and get back in touch"
They must owe money to believe it was real
inkypinkyponky
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So the only place they can be planning on going is Spain, or somewhere else in Portugal. France have tightened up their borders again, if arriving from Portugal you have to get proof of a negative covid test and then provide documentary evidence that your travel is essential. If non essential travel, UK nationals have to prove they are transiting France to return to the UK. The French authorities may also not them to transit France to go to another EU country
Italy have got stricter as well, you have to self isolate for 14 days if coming from France or Spain and if you test possible on arrival you could be detained in a quarantine facility until you test negative- not something anyone would want to risk. Self isolation also required for Belgium, germany and Switzerland if coming from France and Spain,
From what i can tell their only choices are travel round portugal or Spain. Or return to the UK
So really what a ridiculous time to be travelling, especially as the FCO strongly advise against non essential travel to any of these countries. They really need to give up and get home before it gets even worse than it already is.
Italy have got stricter as well, you have to self isolate for 14 days if coming from France or Spain and if you test possible on arrival you could be detained in a quarantine facility until you test negative- not something anyone would want to risk. Self isolation also required for Belgium, germany and Switzerland if coming from France and Spain,
From what i can tell their only choices are travel round portugal or Spain. Or return to the UK
So really what a ridiculous time to be travelling, especially as the FCO strongly advise against non essential travel to any of these countries. They really need to give up and get home before it gets even worse than it already is.
hatetealovewine
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'Travelling the world for a living' Sarah love you're bloody stuck in a campsite in Portugal for over a month now, prior to having spent a week on a garage forecourt in Spain.
Have a quick look at a map of the world, you've holidayed in France & Spain which you done last year as well.
All you do 'travelling' is eat the same picnics day in on either a beach or at the campsite swimming pool.
Your idea of 'travelling' is my worst nightmare of a holiday.
Have a quick look at a map of the world, you've holidayed in France & Spain which you done last year as well.
All you do 'travelling' is eat the same picnics day in on either a beach or at the campsite swimming pool.
Your idea of 'travelling' is my worst nightmare of a holiday.
Ghost82
Chatty Member
If Sarah and Chris are reading here.... Head to the Italian border. They’ll wave you straight through. I’ve heard from my grandmothers, brothers, neighbours, gardener that you don’t need a test. A quick “Nah man. We ain’t got no Covid!” from creepy as you drive through should cover it. Be sure to go via Madrid. The views are spectacular!
