Back a few pages someone posted a picture of Isla’s hair. I tried to respond but it wouldn’t let me post. I think that child is under so much stress she is pulling her hair (Sarah said playing with) or it is falling out. Sarah hun I think big frank and crew are back to tell you to start taking better care of your kids.
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And me. Had a bad day but can always count on Creepy to cheer me up with his inane stupidity.
No way can this dent in the car happen without notice. Cars usually don't fly around at that height in car parks! This car is higher than a usual id say. I guess the hit a height bar or something .... oops. Can't make that tit up!
I don't want to shame a baby ... but Jace's hair ist getting ridiculously long,. They need to have it cut - by a pro who can deal with baby haircuts. Or maybe just comb it nicely ... or get him a hat in the sun at least .... that really irks me .
And all the tad they bought in this shop. Just tons more crap that is filling up the caravan.
Next up - broken axle cos of the frigging weight they carry around. Plus new stand up paddles
I don't want to shame a baby ... but Jace's hair ist getting ridiculously long,. They need to have it cut - by a pro who can deal with baby haircuts. Or maybe just comb it nicely ... or get him a hat in the sun at least .... that really irks me .
And all the tad they bought in this shop. Just tons more crap that is filling up the caravan.
Next up - broken axle cos of the frigging weight they carry around. Plus new stand up paddles
Is this a joke, this is a joke, I'm not this lucky
I’ve had a crap afternoon, but seeing this about another one of their cars has cheered me right up!!
I think someone needs to attend some courses because they clearly don’t know how to run and care for a car
I think someone needs to attend some courses because they clearly don’t know how to run and care for a car
I don't know why any of us doubted that some shizzle was going to go down with the car again. Our insider man Jace has been dropping enough hints. #caa #Caa #CAAAAAAAAAA
Well Sarah makes £7k a month minimum from her crappy blankets so £3k of that to fix the car shouldn't be an issue, right?! 
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GIRLS GO WILD SHOPPING IN PORTO! 
INCLUDING SISTER HAUL!!
Jace eats breakfast, Isla butters toast, Jace face plants the bed and Isla joins in with the gymnastics session. Lazy screeches good morning to us and Jace pinches her. He is a brat but as long as he's making his mother suffer I really couldn't give a tit. She gets excited when she realises it 1st October and says she would be decking the house out if she was a home. More like she'd be decking the first person to remind her what a tit life she has. There were leaves on the floor in Porto and the temperature is dropping but she's craving the UK crispy cold air but Creepy put a patronising hand on her head and says not quite yet because he still wants a few more sunny days. The campsite have called to say the new paddle boards have arrived. Winter in the UK lasts a long time so Lazy isn't rushing the extra few months. Creepy says there are scales but Lazy says she won't get on the 'bad boy' because she will break them. Creepy will feel sad when it's too cold to go swimming in the sea. Yep, no more teenage daughter in a bikini thumbnails. Anyway the car is packed up because they're heading back to the campsite.
Creepy asks Jace if their life is sat outside shops waiting for the fools. His voice goes high pitched and he asks Jace where the birdies are. Are you eyeing up ladies/teens on the street again Creepy? Jace can't say 'pigeon' yet. Lazy says they've taken the short walk to the mar... the water's edge. They been considering doing the boat trip to see the six main bridges but have seen them on the bus tour. The boat tour is at 3pm so they wouldn't get to the hotel before 5pm and the girls want to go back to the Flying Tiger shop so it would be 6pm before they got back and they have a 4/5 hour drive. They're walking along the river looking at the boats. They then pass another booth and their boat leaves in 25 minutes. They need to get to the other side of the river but if he doesn't stop taking to the salesperson then they won't get over there. Footage of the walk. Footage of the boat trip. Th girls walk down a street.
Creepy says the boat trip was a lot of fun. It's so beautiful it's ridiculous. There are lots of market stalls and has a nice vibe to walk up and down. I bet Creepy and Lazy haven't supported a single on of those market stall. The weather is turning and they're heading into town to let the girls go to Flying Tiger. Creepy films the restaurants and says you wouldn't believe the smells out there. Yes, you really must have a wash when you get back to the caravan park. Another restaurant gets compared to Disney. They're walking back across the Dom Luis bridge. Creepy nearly trips over.
Isabelle excitedly says she and the girls are going crazy. Lazy has given her and the girls money. She shrieks and shows us a hair clip, journal, purse and sassy £3 glasses. Lazy thinks they're done in there and she's tempted to buy a a velvet notebook and red tape holder but puts them back because she hasn't been sensible with other things like cars playmat and dinosaur crayons.
Lazy screeches that they're ending the day where they started it. She's joking, they're not actually ending the day there. They're packing up the car and the ifam have been telling Lazy to get Port wine so on the way back there Lazy got some. She got the most expensive wine in the shop but it was so cheap. Lazy isn't sure when she'll drink it. Hopefully soon so we can have another rant and it sounds like the ifam want one too.. don't let your fans down, Lazy! Isabelle asks if they can do a shopping haul and Lazy will show us what she got Jace tomorrow. Isabelle says she's going first and pushes Esme out of the way. Lazy decides Isla can go first because she was waiting patiently. Creepy takes Jace away, lifting him up by his arms as usual. I'm going to skip through the girls' haul because I couldn't give half a tit but Isla gets two bags of sweets and a half eaten pot of candy floss. Isabelle also gets a ton of snacks for the journey home. Lazy show her haul but avoids showing us her sweet haul (although I can just see it in the corner). People were asking why they didn't let the girls buy things the other day and this is why; because for the looooong journey home they'll be occupied with their diaries, they can work on rotting their teeth even more with all the sweets and they're so happy with everything they got. Lazy 'encourages' the girls to save their money until the last day in case they see something they really want in another shop. She thinks there's some competition there with the girls where they will be jealous if their sister can buy something on the last day but they can't.
Anyway, Lazy is going to end the vlog because they have a long drive home. They will get back to the caravan and have a drink. Clip cuts and Lazy says they haven't yet set off and something drastic ha happened. If their luck for caaaas couldn't possibly get any worse, they've noticed a hole that wasn't there 3/4 days ago when they parked the caaaa. The excess on the hire caaaaa is £3k. Bad times. Karma has done good!
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INCLUDING SISTER HAUL!!Jace eats breakfast, Isla butters toast, Jace face plants the bed and Isla joins in with the gymnastics session. Lazy screeches good morning to us and Jace pinches her. He is a brat but as long as he's making his mother suffer I really couldn't give a tit. She gets excited when she realises it 1st October and says she would be decking the house out if she was a home. More like she'd be decking the first person to remind her what a tit life she has. There were leaves on the floor in Porto and the temperature is dropping but she's craving the UK crispy cold air but Creepy put a patronising hand on her head and says not quite yet because he still wants a few more sunny days. The campsite have called to say the new paddle boards have arrived. Winter in the UK lasts a long time so Lazy isn't rushing the extra few months. Creepy says there are scales but Lazy says she won't get on the 'bad boy' because she will break them. Creepy will feel sad when it's too cold to go swimming in the sea. Yep, no more teenage daughter in a bikini thumbnails. Anyway the car is packed up because they're heading back to the campsite.
Creepy asks Jace if their life is sat outside shops waiting for the fools. His voice goes high pitched and he asks Jace where the birdies are. Are you eyeing up ladies/teens on the street again Creepy? Jace can't say 'pigeon' yet. Lazy says they've taken the short walk to the mar... the water's edge. They been considering doing the boat trip to see the six main bridges but have seen them on the bus tour. The boat tour is at 3pm so they wouldn't get to the hotel before 5pm and the girls want to go back to the Flying Tiger shop so it would be 6pm before they got back and they have a 4/5 hour drive. They're walking along the river looking at the boats. They then pass another booth and their boat leaves in 25 minutes. They need to get to the other side of the river but if he doesn't stop taking to the salesperson then they won't get over there. Footage of the walk. Footage of the boat trip. Th girls walk down a street.
Creepy says the boat trip was a lot of fun. It's so beautiful it's ridiculous. There are lots of market stalls and has a nice vibe to walk up and down. I bet Creepy and Lazy haven't supported a single on of those market stall. The weather is turning and they're heading into town to let the girls go to Flying Tiger. Creepy films the restaurants and says you wouldn't believe the smells out there. Yes, you really must have a wash when you get back to the caravan park. Another restaurant gets compared to Disney. They're walking back across the Dom Luis bridge. Creepy nearly trips over.
Isabelle excitedly says she and the girls are going crazy. Lazy has given her and the girls money. She shrieks and shows us a hair clip, journal, purse and sassy £3 glasses. Lazy thinks they're done in there and she's tempted to buy a a velvet notebook and red tape holder but puts them back because she hasn't been sensible with other things like cars playmat and dinosaur crayons.
Lazy screeches that they're ending the day where they started it. She's joking, they're not actually ending the day there. They're packing up the car and the ifam have been telling Lazy to get Port wine so on the way back there Lazy got some. She got the most expensive wine in the shop but it was so cheap. Lazy isn't sure when she'll drink it. Hopefully soon so we can have another rant and it sounds like the ifam want one too.. don't let your fans down, Lazy! Isabelle asks if they can do a shopping haul and Lazy will show us what she got Jace tomorrow. Isabelle says she's going first and pushes Esme out of the way. Lazy decides Isla can go first because she was waiting patiently. Creepy takes Jace away, lifting him up by his arms as usual. I'm going to skip through the girls' haul because I couldn't give half a tit but Isla gets two bags of sweets and a half eaten pot of candy floss. Isabelle also gets a ton of snacks for the journey home. Lazy show her haul but avoids showing us her sweet haul (although I can just see it in the corner). People were asking why they didn't let the girls buy things the other day and this is why; because for the looooong journey home they'll be occupied with their diaries, they can work on rotting their teeth even more with all the sweets and they're so happy with everything they got. Lazy 'encourages' the girls to save their money until the last day in case they see something they really want in another shop. She thinks there's some competition there with the girls where they will be jealous if their sister can buy something on the last day but they can't.
Anyway, Lazy is going to end the vlog because they have a long drive home. They will get back to the caravan and have a drink. Clip cuts and Lazy says they haven't yet set off and something drastic ha happened. If their luck for caaaas couldn't possibly get any worse, they've noticed a hole that wasn't there 3/4 days ago when they parked the caaaa. The excess on the hire caaaaa is £3k. Bad times. Karma has done good!
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Yikes, 15k views The cult (sorry, Ifam) are getting wise to you!
The cult (sorry, Ifam) are getting wise to you!I think this trip with the cars and their reaction to it is very insightful. It shows how stubborn they are and how scared they are of admitting defeat in any sense, afraid of showing any weakness. The way they do this leads me to believe that they will cling on to the channel with their death grip until there is nothing there to cling on to... are they so deluded that they cant see how much of a decline they have had in the last few years? They are unrecognisable compared to the early blogs.
I love it when even tattle can’t be arsed to hate watch or talk about them and the threads just crawl on forever. Nothing less than what the Inghams deserve. 
If she makes up to £20k a month from Babyandme then why is she not VAT registered? Why do they live in a £400k new build that they hate, why have they taken 2 kids out of private school and yet not paid for any tutoring/extra education to better them, and why do they drive 13 year old cars that have cost them tens of thousands total to repair/replace? NONE of it makes senseWell Sarah makes £7k a month minimum from her crappy blankets so £3k of that to fix the car shouldn't be an issue, right?!
Given the huge markup of her blankets, their tax bill should be fun. They're very much spend now, think later people.
one of my fav 'Boring' sketches, cos anything is more interesting than watching an Ingham vlog right now.Yikes, 15k views
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