DAD RUINED THE ENTIRE DAY!!
Esme lays on Jace's dog bed with him and tells him when the nee naws go past. Lazy says its a lovely day and shows us the view. They're waiting for Isabelle, who is in the lounge talking to her friends. Lazy is giving her 20 minutes to talk to them. It was due to rain today but the sky is blue and it's hot. They're going to tidy the apartment so it's not too bad for the maids.
They're on a Chris Ingham Tour right now, he treks them all around the city under the assumption that the river was one way when it was the other way. They've ended up in a community where all the locals are and where they do their laundry. Lazy says it's better than doing your washing in the kitchen because you can have a chinwag with your neighbors and wash your grundies.
Lazy would love that because her dirty laundry gets aired a lot. Cackle. Lazy says Creepy said this part won't make the vlog but Lazy says it will.
Creepy says he might've just taken everyone the wrong way. They carried Jace down 10 flights of stairs to take a short cut to the river, only to get to a gate with a padlock on it. They had to walk all the way back up a million stairs. He now needs to go to Starbucks and get a strong chai latte to calm his nerves They've missed the boat tour though. Lazy 'long story short, Dad's ruined the whole day' and Isabelle says he should be ashamed of himself. Creepy says Isabelle and Lazy are disgraceful man.
The only disgrace is you, Creepy. Lazy says they've walked toward the world's biggest book store which is kinda Harry-Potter-ish-esque and they'll explain later but the queue is humungous and they've been told the queue gets quieter later. Because they've been walking around all day Lazy thought they would go and get a Costa - no, Starbucks. Comment down below- Starbucks or costa. Lazy likes cold drinks from Starbucks and hot drinks from Costa. The Forestcinno in Costa is bleugh. Jace has fallen asleep on Esme so they'll be able to have their drinks peace. Time lapse of the girls walking and getting Starbucks. Lazy and Isabelle hug. The girls are on the bus. Footage of Porto.
Creepy's not gonna lie - they've not having the most productive day vloggig wise because they missed the boat but they did have a nice Starbucks, the queue for the bookshop was ridiculous plus they didn't have any Harry Potter books in.. oh and filming isn't allowed in there. They're back on the sightseeing bus now. Lazy tries to interrupt and Creepy gets rude and asks why she' trying to take his limelight and puts his patronising hand on her shoulder. The headphones weren't working on the bus yesterday. They're getting of at the marina ad have something really cool happening later. Don't log off because you will have to wait and see what that is. Lazy says creepy is getting desperate. Lazy tells us that she learnt yesterday there's a house in between two churches and is le than a metre wide. More footage of the tour.
Creepy says they got off at the marina, or did they because 'if it wunnt vlogged it dint appun' and that's right, they didn't get off at the marina. Yellow Bus Tours rocked them out today. Something you must do when in Porto is visit the 1920s Majestic Cafe. Isabelle repeats what he said but says the staff are dressed in 1920s uniform. Creepy says if he doesn't her corrected by Lazy he gets corrected by Isabelle. He says that even Jace will be on team girls when he's older and at least he didn't out himself for smelling of cheese yesterday like Isabelle did. He cuts the camera and then come back to tell us how beautiful Porto is.
He never talks about Lazy like that. Porto's history dates back longer than Portugal's. He's glad they were stuck in Portugal but they're not done with it yet.
On the was to the Cafe they've stopped in C&A and Lazy remembers going in there a a child. It reminds her of H&M. Creepy puts a beanie on Jace's head.
Bet they put it back after too. They look at the clothes.
Footage of the cafe. Then Lay tells us they're rolling off back to the apartment. It's been a strange day of walking back and forth. They're now off back to their hotel for the last night. They're feeling sad to leave Porto and an ifam has been asking to meet the Inghams. Lazy's phone is on 1% and the lady is going to meet them at the hotel. Lazy is breathless as she walks.
Lazy says she and the girls are on a mission. Esme starts shouting so Isabelle tells her to shush. They've come to get a hot chocolate and then go to sit outside. Isabelle came out their earlier to read.
I thought she was talking to her friends. Hmmm, it seems Lazy and Isabelle haven't checked which story they were telling. Before they end the vlog they're going to drink their hot chocolate The girls dance in front of the camera.
End of vlog,
A sicko relationship interest from an older man has obviously been normalised for her already .. and why, for what purpose 
. Or creepy did it.
I even saw on twitter that they let a fourteen year old girl join the group but blocked the girls mother when she tried to join. Who the fuck have they hired to be their manager? Gary glitter? 
has realised that if he sent a dm to a girl under 16 asking her what her age range is after he’s started talking about cockatiels and waving the eggplant around proudly proclaiming his great fondness for his penis.. I think he’d find himself back in that holding cell much sooner than he anticipated given past allegations that weren’t able to be actioned. The fact that he’s doing it publicly under his own account in a secret group might just escalate his chances of being arrested by another 300%.
I think these 2 dickheads might be digging a hole that might close up and swallow them.
