When they do this, on purpose and really loudly for no reason and find it absolutely hilarious. Ick.
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Men that can’t drive. Just massively puts me off. Makes me feel like they’re lazy and have no get up and go.
Smokers, big massive no.
Men that flash the cash and tell you the price of everything they have or they are wearing. No thanks. When I was about 20 I had a boyfriend who got a loan and bought a very expensive watch. Massively put me off him. Didn’t own a house but got a loan for a watch! Idiot.
Smokers, big massive no.
Men that flash the cash and tell you the price of everything they have or they are wearing. No thanks. When I was about 20 I had a boyfriend who got a loan and bought a very expensive watch. Massively put me off him. Didn’t own a house but got a loan for a watch! Idiot.
I had a boss who was quite good-looking, I suppose I fancied him a bit, but his breath was really weird, not like a plaque-on-your-teeth smell or strong food or fags, more like an old church pew with a hint of socks.
Old church pew
I used to have a boyfriend who farted when I was trying to make a serious point/mid argument/to be honest just when I was speaking in general. The second he started doing that the ick began and it never left. He also had a tiny pen and was tit in bed so 
Other icks include
- having absolutely no fashion sense whatsoever
- being a bad/embarrassing drunk
- not getting on with your friends
- wearing polo shirts and jeans
- being -too- into gaming (some gaming is fine but when it gets to the point where they’re going to gaming expos over your birthday weekend...bin)
- when they literally cannot admit they’re wrong despite being BLAtantly wrong
- smart arses/people that always think think they know more than you (I have friends like this and it gives me the ick)
- smoking although when my boyfriend gave up smoking and started vaping I wished to god he’d start smoking again
- people who are awful to their mums/bad mannered in restaurants
- if they drive too fast just to show off. No babe, no.
Other icks include
- having absolutely no fashion sense whatsoever
- being a bad/embarrassing drunk
- not getting on with your friends
- wearing polo shirts and jeans
- being -too- into gaming (some gaming is fine but when it gets to the point where they’re going to gaming expos over your birthday weekend...bin)
- when they literally cannot admit they’re wrong despite being BLAtantly wrong
- smart arses/people that always think think they know more than you (I have friends like this and it gives me the ick)
- smoking although when my boyfriend gave up smoking and started vaping I wished to god he’d start smoking again
- people who are awful to their mums/bad mannered in restaurants
- if they drive too fast just to show off. No babe, no.
Had my first date since lockdown last night with a guy who I'd been chatting to from tinder for a few weeks. Good banter and very chatty via text and on the phone etc. So shy and not chatty at all in person, text when he got home and ended the message with a smiley face. The smiley face gave me the ick and now I get annoyed every time he texts me... time to get rid I think!
Did you carry on?!
The moment was killed stone dead
I'm not keen on my hand being held with interlocked fingers. Sometimes you can feel their pulse that way too.
I don’t like hand holding, full stop!
Same, unless it's cold weather, I tend to get a bit too clammy/sweaty and gross myself out (therefore probably give him the ick too!) But then again if it's too cold, I remember my first boyfriend in sixth form actually got offended I wanted to keep my hands warm in my pockets
I feel like there's no winning with hand holding. I like the link their arm instead!
One of my exes told me it was ‘old people hand holding’ if you didn’t interlock your fingers
I asked my husband what his icks are, I've paraphrased them:
- Girls that only eat a salad in front of their mutual friends/family, then trough a bucket of fried chicken when they get home. (His ex)
- Girls that constantly take selfies, or all him to take pictures of them
- pouting
- Fake eyelashes
- Hoop earrings, or any other large dangly earrings
- Forever victims (when nothing is ever their fault, someone is always doing it to them)
- Using the bathroom with the door open
- Expecting to be eaten out, but having an Amazon forest down there (said he once got hair between his teeth and he was too icked to perform)
- Hairy armpits/legs
- Girls that agree with everything he says and have no mind of their own
- Foot rubbing/toe licking (I can attest to this: he's jumped out of bed before when my foot rubbed his leg)
- (we have this one in common) dates that have the pallet of a 5 year old in general. Their plates have no colour variation, they only eat brown or white foods (chicken nuggets, chips, bread, rice, etc)
- fake boobs that look like they are bolted on (he says he'd rather have a natural a-cup over a bolted d-cup)
- girls that can't get out of their heels and go for a hike
When their stomach is bigger than their boobs and they are not pregnant
- girls that "forget" to take the pill unless he constantly reminds them
-dishonesty
- Girls that only eat a salad in front of their mutual friends/family, then trough a bucket of fried chicken when they get home. (His ex)
- Girls that constantly take selfies, or all him to take pictures of them
- pouting
- Fake eyelashes
- Hoop earrings, or any other large dangly earrings
- Forever victims (when nothing is ever their fault, someone is always doing it to them)
- Using the bathroom with the door open
- Expecting to be eaten out, but having an Amazon forest down there (said he once got hair between his teeth and he was too icked to perform)
- Hairy armpits/legs
- Girls that agree with everything he says and have no mind of their own
- Foot rubbing/toe licking (I can attest to this: he's jumped out of bed before when my foot rubbed his leg)
- (we have this one in common) dates that have the pallet of a 5 year old in general. Their plates have no colour variation, they only eat brown or white foods (chicken nuggets, chips, bread, rice, etc)
- fake boobs that look like they are bolted on (he says he'd rather have a natural a-cup over a bolted d-cup)
- girls that can't get out of their heels and go for a hike
When their stomach is bigger than their boobs and they are not pregnant
- girls that "forget" to take the pill unless he constantly reminds them
-dishonesty
That is quite a list
That's what I was thinking. I'm surprised I made the cut!That is quite a list
*hides hoop earrings
*Awkward moment reading this then looking down at my stomach and realising I can’t see my own fan*
What did he say? How did you react? Was he understanding of why you stopped? I need details!The moment was killed stone dead
I've deffo got a blokes pube stuck inbetween my teeth during a blowjob more than once (with the same guy)
I deffo agree with the one about people who only eat beige food/5 year old food!
Yeah i am Not a fan of hand holding in general. I need to be freeeee! Maybe it just reminds m of being a child, my parents used to hold my hands that way in case i ran off, as children do. But yeah, men always want to interlock the fingers and clamp down. Then i start to feel the pulse and eww. Ick ignition started.One of my exes told me it was ‘old people hand holding’ if you didn’t interlock your fingers
Totally - just try something new!I've deffo got a blokes pube stuck inbetween my teeth during a blowjob more than once (with the same guy)
I deffo agree with the one about people who only eat beige food/5 year old food!
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