“The Ick”

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A long time ago now I was with a guy who kept a flannel under his pillow...a few months down the line I found out he used it during his "alone time" and his mum would wash it and put it back 🤮 I dumped him immediately and had no regrets.
WTF!
 
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A long time ago now I was with a guy who kept a flannel under his pillow...a few months down the line I found out he used it during his "alone time" and his mum would wash it and put it back 🤮 I dumped him immediately and had no regrets.
What. The. Ever. Loving. duck.
 
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This thread is hilarious but also made me realise I’m most likely gonna die alone 😂. So many things give me the ick but recently I was talking to a guy who very proudly announced that women loved kissing him because he has pillowy lips :sick:
 
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A long time ago now I was with a guy who kept a flannel under his pillow...a few months down the line I found out he used it during his "alone time" and his mum would wash it and put it back 🤮 I dumped him immediately and had no regrets.
Wtf! I bet you needed therapy afterwards 🤮
 
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A long time ago now I was with a guy who kept a flannel under his pillow...a few months down the line I found out he used it during his "alone time" and his mum would wash it and put it back 🤮 I dumped him immediately and had no regrets.
This has got to be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. 🤣🤢🤢🤢
 
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This has got to be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. 🤣🤢🤢🤢
Just his mum picking up a flannel knowing damn well it has her sons gunk on it 🤢🤢🤢 and then places it back in its place for him for next time. Ewww i would not want to know what my son gets up to late at night in his bedroom 🤣
 
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Just his mum picking up a flannel knowing damn well it has her sons gunk on it 🤢🤢🤢 and then places it back in its place for him for next time. Ewww i would not want to know what my son gets up to late at night in his bedroom 🤣
yeha it’s the mum bit that got me like “wtf?”
at least wash your own rum rag
 
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A guy who I was messaging whatsapped me a video of him solving a Rubik's Cube. Really gave me the opposite of a lady boner.
Hahahahah what are you meant to do with that? Was it too impress you?? Did he mention he could solve a rubix cube? Did he randomly send it to you like an unsolicited fool pic?
 
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Hahahahah what are you meant to do with that? Was it too impress you?? Did he mention he could solve a rubix cube? Did he randomly send it to you like an unsolicited fool pic?
Haha no it wasn't totally out of the blue! He had mentioned earlier he could do them. It was just over eager to send a video and it's just not a sexy thing to watch?! Like I can do crosswords, but not gonna record it and send it to someone later on. This is why online dating is so strange, you never know if they will be a fool pic guy or a puzzles kinda guy
 
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This is why online dating is so strange, you never know if they will be a fool pic guy or a puzzles kinda guy
I wouldn't want either but if I was forced to pick one of the two vices, I'd rather a fool pic. 🙈 There's something very delicate about nerds, and most tend to be thin. Ick!
 
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I wouldn't want either but if I was forced to pick one of the two vices, I'd rather a fool pic. 🙈 There's something very delicate about nerds, and most tend to be thin. Ick!
Nerds tend to act like they're really hard done by and refuse to believe that it's actually cause they are gigantic misogynistic piss babies, not cause girls are mean. I'd rather a fool pic guy who I know is an mole and he knows it too, than a nerd guy who throws his toys out of the pram when girls say no to him cause hes such a *nice guy!1!1!*

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men really area different breed aren’t they (not me, I stole it off twitter cause I thought it was funny!)
 
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It makes me smile that everyone here finds skinny guys icky. More for me 😈

Literally me with every skeletal dark haired guy:

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A long time ago now I was with a guy who kept a flannel under his pillow...a few months down the line I found out he used it during his "alone time" and his mum would wash it and put it back 🤮 I dumped him immediately and had no regrets.
This is why I’m staying single
 
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Sweaty or waxy ears. Watching The Perfect Storm, it’s an old film I know, but George Clooney’s ears have that greasy sheen.
 
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