My ex husband used to do this. And when he was done down there he declared himself the cat king
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cat King has me cringing and howling all at onceMy ex husband used to do this. And when he was done down there he declared himself the cat king
You guys should go on reddit on the tinder subreddit, guys there like giving each other advice on their tinder profiles to up their game. One of the advice is usually to use photos where they're doing a sport or something to show they have hobbies
maybe you could save the poor souls on there
No, no! No advice for them! It’s natural selection! Let them weed themselves out with their crappy advice for each other and their sports photos!You guys should go on reddit on the tinder subreddit, guys there like giving each other advice on their tinder profiles to up their game. One of the advice is usually to use photos where they're doing a sport or something to show they have hobbies
Exactly! I’m sure there will be some women out there that get excited over a bloke cradling a fish wearing a khaki coat 5 sizes too big for him in his tinder pic.No, no! No advice for them! It’s natural selection! Let them weed themselves out with their crappy advice for each other and their sports photos!
Haha true. To be fair I just had a look again on their profile review thread for the first time in ages and I think they're beyond any help anywayNo, no! No advice for them! It’s natural selection! Let them weed themselves out with their crappy advice for each other and their sports photos!
Beards. Not stubble but full on facegina long straggly “trendy” face full of pubes beards. It’s a no from me. Boke.
The way one my ex's spoke to his parents. He was adopted and an only child so they doted on him but he had an awful attitude towards his parents.
We were getting ready to go out one night and he didnt have a clean shirt so his mum was ironing one for him whilst he was huffing and puffing at her complaining that "you knew I was out tonight so why didn't you do it earlier?"
Sorry but if he were my son I would have wrapped the shirt round his head and booted him into the middle of next week.
We were getting ready to go out one night and he didnt have a clean shirt so his mum was ironing one for him whilst he was huffing and puffing at her complaining that "you knew I was out tonight so why didn't you do it earlier?"
Sorry but if he were my son I would have wrapped the shirt round his head and booted him into the middle of next week.
I’ve been reminded of another one. Not me though this happened to my friend.
She was sleeping with this guy who would refer to his pen during sex as “the sausage”.
I don’t know how she got to have multiple encounters with him tbh. The first reference to “the sausage” id have had my pants stapled firmly to my waist
She was sleeping with this guy who would refer to his pen during sex as “the sausage”.
I don’t know how she got to have multiple encounters with him tbh. The first reference to “the sausage” id have had my pants stapled firmly to my waist
Random one - blokes in baggy jeans and trainers. Give me a guy in baggy grey trackies. Although I wouldn’t want him to turn up to a date with them on. Maybe smart trousers?
I’m almost married off now so I luckily don’t need to worry about this anym
agree on the word ‘pu**y’ - just vile.
The word ‘it’ - also vile.
farting. Just no.
Men that are stingy with money. If you don’t have it. Don’t pretend that you do.
Men who don’t have jobs and then think they are too good for certain jobs. That just goes for all people really but it really does put a girl off.
Skinny men. I need to feel protected.
I’m almost married off now so I luckily don’t need to worry about this anym
agree on the word ‘pu**y’ - just vile.
The word ‘it’ - also vile.
farting. Just no.
Men that are stingy with money. If you don’t have it. Don’t pretend that you do.
Men who don’t have jobs and then think they are too good for certain jobs. That just goes for all people really but it really does put a girl off.
Skinny men. I need to feel protected.
men that are rich And have the money but are so stingy with money are even worse than those who are poor and pretenders.
Scruffy trainers
Baggy jeans
Bragging about money/success (usually embellishing!)
Texting you all day every day
Missing you after 5 mins apart
Clingyness/suffocating behaviour in general
When they are receding but comb hair over it to try and hide. Just shave it off!
Baggy jeans
Bragging about money/success (usually embellishing!)
Texting you all day every day
Missing you after 5 mins apart
Clingyness/suffocating behaviour in general
When they are receding but comb hair over it to try and hide. Just shave it off!
Jay from The Inbetweeners popped into my headMy ex husband used to do this. And when he was done down there he declared himself the cat king
Adults who have daytime “naps” give me the ick. (Unless they work unusual shift patterns or have a newborn baby or some other good reason for it).
Enraging
is this sarcasm? Not sure if it is and why it gives me the ick, I suppose because it’s childish and I wanna date a man not an overgrown toddler.My father’s several hours long ‘naps’ were a key feature of my parents divorce! So it’s not just you! (He could never be disturbed - especially not by his young children!) A nap is 15 mins max and most adults don’t need one!
One of my exes thought he was fab dancing vigorously to the shamens "move any mountain" whilst I watched, trying not to look like I wanted to be anywhere else but there. Still can't listen to that song almost 30 years later
Yes I hate skinny men.
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