“The Ick”

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Bad tattoos.
Spelling mistakes.

Tattoos with spelling mistakes.

Tattoos of their own name, dob, face...
Prelockdown, a colleague of mine said he couldn’t wait to get a new tattoo and showed me the design....a ‘beautiful’ (cartoonish) woman with a skull for half of her face, blowing cigarette smoke :sick: and it would cover a huge portion of his arm. Just absolutely awful. Vile. That would give me the ick right away if I saw it on any bloke.

Also, totally pointless tattoos. Knew one guy who had a huge tattoo of a pocket watch...😑 he thought it was really cool and I thought it looked ridiculous and was a waste of time and money!
 
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This is a very specific one but if a guy laughs so hard it makes him have to piss. I can't explain what it is but it makes me want to keel over.
 
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Prelockdown, a colleague of mine said he couldn’t wait to get a new tattoo and showed me the design....a ‘beautiful’ (cartoonish) woman with a skull for half of her face, blowing cigarette smoke :sick: and it would cover a huge portion of his arm. Just absolutely awful. Vile. That would give me the ick right away if I saw it on any bloke.

Also, totally pointless tattoos. Knew one guy who had a huge tattoo of a pocket watch...😑 he thought it was really cool and I thought it looked ridiculous and was a waste of time and money!
Literally
 
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I LOVE an ick story, if you don’t already follow her Lalalaletmeexplain on insta does insta ick stories regularly. They’re the best.
So here are a few of mine:

- He sang to me in a busy restaurant
- Lockdown Tache 🤢
- Jumped up and down when the pizza guy knocked on the door
- Used to talk to me in a baby voice when asking for a cuddle
- Used my Bobby pins to clear wax out of his ears
- Said ‘by the by’ twice in one conversation
 
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Reading this reminds me of when I was in uni I started seeing a rather attractive bloke who was a few years younger than me. Lovely chap, really sweet and kind...was erm...untouched. After a few weeks he came to mine and we had a few drinks and cringe upon cringe...he did this intense face and took my hand to lead me to the bedroom. It was bleeping dreadful and my fan clamped right shut. We eventually did the deed and it was all grand but I still still cringe when I think of that

Again..slutty uni days... gosh the stories...

One bloke...one night stand..he left the next day and he left giant y fronts down the side of my bed. So glad i didn't get that number

Another guy i hot with, he was a magician hired by a pub for entertainment...at the end of the night we ended up going home and he kept asking me to.. finger his a.... ugh....UGH

My other ex had a goatee and one day went in for a snog and it stank of pizza...ugh!

So many stories... i need to remember them lol
 
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Reading this reminds me of when I was in uni I started seeing a rather attractive bloke who was a few years younger than me. Lovely chap, really sweet and kind...was erm...untouched. After a few weeks he came to mine and we had a few drinks and cringe upon cringe...he did this intense face and took my hand to lead me to the bedroom. It was bleeping dreadful and my fan clamped right shut. We eventually did the deed and it was all grand but I still still cringe when I think of that

Again..slutty uni days... gosh the stories...

One bloke...one night stand..he left the next day and he left giant y fronts down the side of my bed. So glad i didn't get that number

Another guy i hot with, he was a magician hired by a pub for entertainment...at the end of the night we ended up going home and he kept asking me to.. finger his a.... ugh....UGH

My other ex had a goatee and one day went in for a snog and it stank of pizza...ugh!

So many stories... i need to remember them lol
Oh my god what did you say when he kept asking you to finger this bum?! 😂😂
 
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I Have more!
Bad table mammers, so gesticulating at me with your cutlery. Lip smacking, mouth open chewing.
Getting out the calculator on their phone to work out exactly their share of the bill - to the last penny. So being tight. I imagine them being mean/ boring in bed.
But then again, being overly generous with gifts too early to emotionally manipulate me into seeing them more.
Being too timid (won't make phone calls to bank / hotel etc.)
Asking if I'm ok, constantly. After evey kiss - you ok? Was that ok? Is it ok if i kiss you now? So, you're ok?
 
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Sam Smith gives me the ick. Everything about “them”- the non-gender thing is ridiculous imo but even without that, just can’t bear the sight of “them”.
 
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Asking if I'm ok, constantly. After evey kiss - you ok? Was that ok? Is it ok if i kiss you now? So, you're ok?
I can’t cope with this 😂😂😂😂 my boyfriend has this new habit of waking up in the middle of the night to ask me if I’m okay, and I’m waking up the next morning shattered because he broke my sleep 😩 I ask him why he woke me (again) and he doesn’t realise he’s doing it half the time. Either I’m possessed when I fall asleep or he’s just bloody paranoid 😂
 
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When he always puts his head on your shoulder when you take a picture together..
 
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I actually cant remember but I know my fingers stayed firmly away from his bum 🤣🤣🤣
God this happened to me in uni too. He asked me straight out to stick a finger up - I actually slithered off the bed and left 🤣 Sad thing is I knew his ex (we were NOT mates, just friend of friends) and I've never looked at her the same thinking that's what she had been doing for 3 years :sick::sick:
 
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God this happened to me in uni too. He asked me straight out to stick a finger up - I actually slithered off the bed and left 🤣 Sad thing is I knew his ex (we were NOT mates, just friend of friends) and I've never looked at her the same thinking that's what she had been doing for 3 years :sick::sick:
This thread gives me life 🤣🤣
 
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I also have more!

My abusive ex husband on our first date was extremely rude to one of the waitresses at a really posh restaurant, he barked at her to "stop hovering around like a blue arsed fly around tit". So anything like this again just screams a red flag for me.

Not sure if I have said it but work selfies do not turn me on how some lads think they do. I find some to be extremely off putting. Especially corny ones.

My 1st ex husband used to write, produce and record rap songs he once recorded one dedicated to me after we were married. I was MORTIFIED. I wanted a divorce straight away.

My 2nd husband is very tall and lean and for some reason whenever he farted, which was very often, I would see him in my minds eye as some sort of long, stringed instrument and it would turn me off.

I cant believe I forgot this one! I remember seeing a lad in my late 20s who was the same age as me, we got stoned alot more than anything at first, he was living with his mum, but would stay at mine from time to time, I went with him to his for the first time and he was sharing a bedroom with who I assumed was his kid brother aged about 12 (big ick) who was sat playing on an x box, it was his mum who actually dropped in conversation it was actually my boyfriends son I was talking to her downstairs, he just forgot to mention in our short relationship his mum was basically bringing up his child for him as in his mums words, he was only teenager himself and his ex was an unfit party animal. To make matters worse his mum showed me photographs round the house of about and I tit you not I probably stopped counting at around 5-6 different kids and only two shared a mother, I started to feel a bit physically sick. His mum also boasted that her son had "super gunk" and he would probably get me pregnant contraception or not. Like he was some sort of stud dog on gumtree. I wasnt sure what was worse, the mum saying that or the fact he told me didn't have any kids! I wasnt sure wether the bigger ick was the amount of kids he had or the fact he lie either! I didnt even want explanations or to fall pregnant, I got the ick and got out. Also the fact he was quite happy to live like a big kid, smoking weed and playing his Xbox all day while mummy dearest bought up his son....
 
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God this happened to me in uni too. He asked me straight out to stick a finger up - I actually slithered off the bed and left 🤣 Sad thing is I knew his ex (we were NOT mates, just friend of friends) and I've never looked at her the same thinking that's what she had been doing for 3 years :sick::sick:
Haha, it’s funny when you see someone who’s with your ex and think ‘she has to deal with that micropenis’ or ‘wonder if he pesters her for anal?’ 🤢🤢
 
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Haha, it’s funny when you see someone who’s with your ex and think ‘she has to deal with that micropenis’ or ‘wonder if he pesters her for anal?’ 🤢🤢
I’m actually quite annoyed my ex gave me the best sex of my life... I hope to never meet his next girlfriend 😂
 
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Oh I have another one. When he has to put on a certain weird number youve never heard of every single time during sex. And when he hasn't finished when the song ends he interrupts the sex to repeat the song. Every time you have sex.
 
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