A saw a quy at the petrol station finish fuelling his car then wangle the petrol hose a million times to get every drop off the end. Made me 
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Not just an ick but bleeping insulting.
...Which would give such an insight into aspects of his domestic routines.A saw a quy at the petrol station finish fuelling his car then wangle the petrol hose a million times to get every drop off the end. Made me
Update on that guy I met a while back.
Saw him recently and he dared to say the word "panties"
Eugh! If he promises never to say that ever again, then there's nothing wrong with him at all and I'd happily date him. But that bloody word! ew!
Saw him recently and he dared to say the word "panties"
Eugh! If he promises never to say that ever again, then there's nothing wrong with him at all and I'd happily date him. But that bloody word! ew!
Is he American? I've only heard American vloggers saying panties
No! But he does spend some time in America I think. Even so, he needs to stop it. He's British!Is he American? I've only heard American vloggers saying panties
One of my close friends met a guy on a night out a few weeks ago. Started texting and about 3 messages in instead of replying he sent a voice note saying he can't believe she kissed him because she's so beautiful but he really liked it 
and then a video of himself walking around his living room and talking to her. It was painful to watch.
and then a video of himself walking around his living room and talking to her. It was painful to watch.I hate that word too, serious ick.
Right this is long. Bear with me. My daughter is in a dating site. Doesn’t know this bloke from Adam. But MAJOR ICK!!!! Some Men are weird and creepy
“I'd walk into the room your in... We make eye contact and I don't break it as I walk over to you
I walk straight up to you and run my hands around your waist... One pulls our hips together the other hand runs up in your hair and firmly pulls back your head. only now do I break eye contact and very very gently kiss your open lips, my tongue gently darts in and searches out the warmth of your mouth
I bite gently along your jaw and back to your neck, where I plant loads and loads of very light kisses all along your neck
I feel your hands come around my waist... I stop and tell you to keep them in your pockets and warn you ... Once they are there I start to kiss again starting back at your lips
As I nibble your jaw and kiss your neck, I slip your top of your shoulders and again I feel your hands... This time I pull off your top and then tie your hands behind your back.
Each time I kiss down and up your thighs I will get closer and closer to your pu*sy.... I will the lightly start to stroke you through your kni*kers... My fingers will run down between your legs and back up towards your stomach
As I feel your p*nties get wet, I will push you down on the bed, I will pull them to one side and gently kiss you all over I will push my tongue gently inside and start to gently lick your cl*t
I will slip two fingers inside and search out the firm spot in behind your cl*t... I will stroke it as I suck and gently lick your cl*t
As you or*asm I will continue to lick and suck your cl*t, bring you back to the edge again... This time I will stop!”
“I'd walk into the room your in... We make eye contact and I don't break it as I walk over to you
I walk straight up to you and run my hands around your waist... One pulls our hips together the other hand runs up in your hair and firmly pulls back your head. only now do I break eye contact and very very gently kiss your open lips, my tongue gently darts in and searches out the warmth of your mouth
I bite gently along your jaw and back to your neck, where I plant loads and loads of very light kisses all along your neck
I feel your hands come around my waist... I stop and tell you to keep them in your pockets and warn you ... Once they are there I start to kiss again starting back at your lips
As I nibble your jaw and kiss your neck, I slip your top of your shoulders and again I feel your hands... This time I pull off your top and then tie your hands behind your back.
Each time I kiss down and up your thighs I will get closer and closer to your pu*sy.... I will the lightly start to stroke you through your kni*kers... My fingers will run down between your legs and back up towards your stomach
As I feel your p*nties get wet, I will push you down on the bed, I will pull them to one side and gently kiss you all over I will push my tongue gently inside and start to gently lick your cl*t
I will slip two fingers inside and search out the firm spot in behind your cl*t... I will stroke it as I suck and gently lick your cl*t
As you or*asm I will continue to lick and suck your cl*t, bring you back to the edge again... This time I will stop!”
Yeah she did. After we’d had a laugh and a major ick attackChrist!
Hope your daughter reported his profile!
You walk into the room. I knee you in the balls and tell you to duck off you sleazy bleep. I call the police. You end up on a register. Your mum kicks you out of the box room.
A friend of mine has recently started dating a guy called Ralph. RALPH 
More Pills & Booze.It wasn't Mills & Boon , that's for sure
Been lurking for a while but online dating tipped me over the edge this week!
Men on dating apps who post pictures with their kids and don’t blur their faces.
Sexual messages from strangers (especially the ones with their kids in profiles as mentioned!!)
Making homophobic/racist jokes.
Making everything about them and not asking you a single question.
Big muscley men who wear too tight shirts so the buttons strain at the chest
Short sleeve button up white shirts on a night out
shoes with no socks or wearing those little
socks that are essentially toe covers
Putting on a baby voice & acting pathetic for attention…I told a man I wasn’t really feeling our 3 day chat and wished him good luck and no hard feelings. He sent back ‘I’m Sorry
’ The entire conversation he asked me about 2 questions and they were both related to his interests lol
Work Icks are people who make it obvious the office is their entire social life and try to get you to do stuff with them socially during lunch when they are a bully or rude during work hours
oversharers who tell you all their problems when you are not friends (boss told me all about his mum’s illness during a work meeting please take it to a counsellor hun you get paid enough.)
This probably makes me seem like a witch but I’m sick of people ignoring my boundaries, I have my own problems I don’t go on about them during my meetings
Men on dating apps who post pictures with their kids and don’t blur their faces.
Sexual messages from strangers (especially the ones with their kids in profiles as mentioned!!)
Making homophobic/racist jokes.
Making everything about them and not asking you a single question.
Big muscley men who wear too tight shirts so the buttons strain at the chest
Short sleeve button up white shirts on a night out
shoes with no socks or wearing those little
socks that are essentially toe covers
Putting on a baby voice & acting pathetic for attention…I told a man I wasn’t really feeling our 3 day chat and wished him good luck and no hard feelings. He sent back ‘I’m Sorry
’ The entire conversation he asked me about 2 questions and they were both related to his interests lol Work Icks are people who make it obvious the office is their entire social life and try to get you to do stuff with them socially during lunch when they are a bully or rude during work hours
oversharers who tell you all their problems when you are not friends (boss told me all about his mum’s illness during a work meeting please take it to a counsellor hun you get paid enough.)
This probably makes me seem like a witch but I’m sick of people ignoring my boundaries, I have my own problems I don’t go on about them during my meetings
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