"The Ick" #9

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Right this is long. Bear with me. My daughter is in a dating site. Doesn’t know this bloke from Adam. But MAJOR ICK!!!! Some Men are weird and creepy
“I'd walk into the room your in... We make eye contact and I don't break it as I walk over to you

I walk straight up to you and run my hands around your waist... One pulls our hips together the other hand runs up in your hair and firmly pulls back your head. only now do I break eye contact and very very gently kiss your open lips, my tongue gently darts in and searches out the warmth of your mouth

I bite gently along your jaw and back to your neck, where I plant loads and loads of very light kisses all along your neck

I feel your hands come around my waist... I stop and tell you to keep them in your pockets and warn you ... Once they are there I start to kiss again starting back at your lips

As I nibble your jaw and kiss your neck, I slip your top of your shoulders and again I feel your hands... This time I pull off your top and then tie your hands behind your back.

Each time I kiss down and up your thighs I will get closer and closer to your pu*sy.... I will the lightly start to stroke you through your kni*kers... My fingers will run down between your legs and back up towards your stomach

As I feel your p*nties get wet, I will push you down on the bed, I will pull them to one side and gently kiss you all over I will push my tongue gently inside and start to gently lick your cl*t

I will slip two fingers inside and search out the firm spot in behind your cl*t... I will stroke it as I suck and gently lick your cl*t

As you or*asm I will continue to lick and suck your cl*t, bring you back to the edge again... This time I will stop!”
 
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People who make "nyoom" and other car sound effects when using a supermarket trolley 🤢🤢🤢🤢
 
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The "if I was single" chat up line when you're out for a few drinks with friends. What about that is supposed to be appealing? Has it ever in the history of nights out worked?
 
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Right this is long. Bear with me. My daughter is in a dating site. Doesn’t know this bloke from Adam. But MAJOR ICK!!!! Some Men are weird and creepy
“I'd walk into the room your in... We make eye contact and I don't break it as I walk over to you

I walk straight up to you and run my hands around your waist... One pulls our hips together the other hand runs up in your hair and firmly pulls back your head. only now do I break eye contact and very very gently kiss your open lips, my tongue gently darts in and searches out the warmth of your mouth

I bite gently along your jaw and back to your neck, where I plant loads and loads of very light kisses all along your neck

I feel your hands come around my waist... I stop and tell you to keep them in your pockets and warn you ... Once they are there I start to kiss again starting back at your lips

As I nibble your jaw and kiss your neck, I slip your top of your shoulders and again I feel your hands... This time I pull off your top and then tie your hands behind your back.

Each time I kiss down and up your thighs I will get closer and closer to your pu*sy.... I will the lightly start to stroke you through your kni*kers... My fingers will run down between your legs and back up towards your stomach

As I feel your p*nties get wet, I will push you down on the bed, I will pull them to one side and gently kiss you all over I will push my tongue gently inside and start to gently lick your cl*t

I will slip two fingers inside and search out the firm spot in behind your cl*t... I will stroke it as I suck and gently lick your cl*t

As you or*asm I will continue to lick and suck your cl*t, bring you back to the edge again... This time I will stop!”
It's always what men *think* women like or think is sexy too. I mean does anyone actually enjoy having their 'jaw nibbled' 🤣
 
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This is a random one and I am sorry if it offends!
Blokes called Justin….. just no! 🤮
 
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I was in M&S yesterday and the man in front of me got his phone out to pay. It had a hook on it that was attached to a bleeping rope?!! Like an abseiling rope. It was long too.
 
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I was in M&S yesterday and the man in front of me got his phone out to pay. It had a hook on it that was attached to a bleeping rope?!! Like an abseiling rope. It was long too.
This randomly reminds me of an ick: men with a coin purse.
 
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There’s a man on my train chewing gum loudly so if there’s a murder headline in the Daily Mirror tomorrow it’s because it’s making me so sick.
 
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People who say "did you miss me??" when you haven't seen them for a few days. First of all because it reeks of big ego and insecurity, and secondly, the honest answer from me will always be "no" 😂 because I enjoy time to myself even from people I like. But I know that's not the answer they're looking for, and I feel icked into a corner to lie and save their feelings
 
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Right I feel a bit mean but this thread has me thinking about an ick I get from my partner. 😭 When it’s cold out, he’ll get a runny nose. Okay that’s fair enough I do too. But instead of blowing his nose he will make the most revolting snorting noises and I can’t stand it. 🤢 I’m so glad winter is over, for the sake of our relationship. 😂
 
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There’s a man on my train chewing gum loudly so if there’s a murder headline in the Daily Mirror tomorrow it’s because it’s making me so sick.
The only thing worse than that (although it might be debatable) is those people who insist on cutting their fingernails on the train, especially when they allow the clippings to fly everywhere!
 
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The only thing worse than that (although it might be debatable) is those people who insist on cutting their fingernails on the train, especially when they allow the clippings to fly everywhere!
What in the ever loving god? When did this become a thing? I would have assumed someone I saw doing that was on day release or had escaped from a secure unit. Yet another reason I avoid public transport - people are animals.
 
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People who say "did you miss me??" when you haven't seen them for a few days. First of all because it reeks of big ego and insecurity, and secondly, the honest answer from me will always be "no" 😂 because I enjoy time to myself even from people I like. But I know that's not the answer they're looking for, and I feel icked into a corner to lie and save their feelings
Feel icked into a corner. This describes how I've felt many times before but never been able to accurately describe. So thank you!
 
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