"The Ick" #9

[Ennui]

You walk into the room. I knee you in the balls and tell you to fuck off you sleazy cunt. I call the police. You end up on a register. Your mum kicks you out of the box room.

 

[Jojoo]

In his last message 4 times!!! I just screenshot it to my friend they are essays too not really messages

This is just half the message.. this is also the message after the 4 in one, I’ve now blocked him it’s too much

 

[Mushroom50]

We were out for dinner last night and a couple on the next table had just received their drinks. They cheersed and then the man said 'chin chin cheroo, baby' .

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I’ve been messaging a guy on bumble and he’s beginning to give me the ick. He asked where I live but he said “where does the lady reside?” And today he’s asked what “the lady” has done today. I’ve been single that long, I’m wondering if I’ve become intolerant to men.

 

[Scorpihoe]

I’ve been making a list of Icks that my husband has done this week. I’ll bring it up later at his performance review

 

[DanaScully]

In a restaurant tonight and heard a couple (man/woman) on a nearby table complaining to the waiter that they were cold.

Shortly after, the waiter appeared with a small blanket and the man took it off him and put it over his shoulders like a little shawl.

 

[Deeznutslol]

This is just half the message.. this is also the message after the 4 in one, I’ve now blocked him it’s too much View attachment 2089710

God some men are so fucking transparent . Just say you want sex bro why are you making out like you’re going to leave work early for cuddles?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

It went from bad… to worse!

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

I sent my boyfriend home the other night because he felt sick and said his “tummy was in turmoil”.

Mine was the same after hearing that.

 

[Monkeybum]

We were out for dinner last night and a couple on the next table had just received their drinks. They cheersed and then the man said 'chin chin cheroo, baby' .

I was out for dinner Friday sat next to a couple, he was awful, clearly trying to impress her and show off through the whole meal. When he came to pay he tipped the waitress, she said thanks, he replied 'Oh no problem, I can easily afford that'

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I felt like I was getting dizzy reading the word cuddle so much

I’ve just had a like on bumble and I’ve read his bio and he’s a “cuddle connoisseur”

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

 

[Hastaggifted]

I've just seen a tiktok of a man and his groomsmen doing an obviously rehearsed dance to his new wife. Absolutely not. I would have that marriage annulled there on the spot. I'd have to leave the room immediately

 

[Gidget00_]

Please don’t attack me for this.. but people using pronouns gives me the biggest ick 🫣

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Was texting a guy and his text was literally -

'Hope alls good with you
No real plans after work , probably just a short swim and walk the dog
Dinner , TV , and an early night '



Like he literally took the time to SCROLL through all of the emojis to find the exact one that he wanted .


How do you not give yourself the ick doing this?!!

 

[swimming]

I’m texting someone at the moment who I knew a few years ago and we had a little kiss. Nothing more but I really fancied him but work commitments blah blah.

Anyway What is it with some men who just cannot say what they want. The convo got a little bit spicey and he just kept saying things like “hehe you’ll have to wait and see” and “maybe” with a winky face emoji.

ffs I’m bored now you lettuce. Ick.
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^^^ To add to ny post above. I just asked him what he liked in bed and he texts back “ha now that would be telling wouldn’t it?”

Well yes mate. I asked you. Fucking drip. I’m done

 

[Scorpihoe]

that is BRILLIANT! let us know how he takes your feedback!

Confronted him and he’s fuming, said I’ve been studying him like a stalker but when he said that he threw his hands up exactly like this



And I stopped and started writing that in the list of Icks and now he’s not talking to me

 

[Pinkii]

This whole thing… the pose.. the outfit, the jewellery, but MOSTLY the fucking bag!!!! Why has this become a trend!?

 

[Gidget00_]

This has to be ick of the year

Spoiler: Brace yourselves