"The Ick" #7

[follyol]

Just seen an influencer (Ruby Holley in case anyone wants to get the ick themselves) post a video of her and her husband decorating the tree in matching pyjamas the idea of them dressing up (especially him) in matching PJs and filming it gives me the ick of all icks. Why, as a man, would you agree to be filmed in tartan PJs? Have some self respect

 

[abelleza]

Men who barely make eye contact with any woman who they don’t want to fuck but then pathetically simp over any woman they do want to fuck.
Just treat women like human beings.

 

[jojida]

Just remembered a bit of an obscure one.

My ex goes to fetish & sex clubs since we split and I once googled the dress code which basically said 'if you can wear it on the bus, you won't get in'. The thought of him putting on his little whips and chains and then hiding it with a big coat honestly churns my stomach.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

Men on dating apps who double text if you haven’t replied. I instantly have to unmatch!

when they say something like "not another ghoster are you?" or "guessing you're not interested?" on what planet is this going to peak my interest

 

[Ensay]

Men using bags for life

I’m a man who uses a bag for life and yet I still understand this one.

 

[merlot]

Prob been said already but middle aged men sending thirsty messages to well known women on social media…just seen one I know tell some woman they obviously haven’t met she is ‘looking sensational’ and puts kisses or love heart eyes on every post she makes

Urgh. Men are such fucking pricks.
Before I started seeing my boyfriend everything he did gave me the ick. He used to wear those shit Religion tee shirts with semi naked/ naked women on them.. They were just ridiculous, like wtf are you hoping to achieve wearing a tee shirt like that??? It's not really an outfit that's going to make girls look at you & think you're dressed nice. you just look an absolute shit moron sleaze of a pathetic laaaaaaad.

I just used to look at him & shudder.

Tees like this.

Get to fuck you absolute weapon.

 

[unidentified]

Dunno if this is an ick but people here will get it.

friend of mine (36) is single and she hooked up with a guy from tinder who did nothing but make himself sound like a god in the bedroom.

She said he just shoved his hands down her knickers when they got it on, and was vigorously rubbing her left lip with the whole palm of his hands whilst mumbling “that’s good innit baby?”

She said it was like sandpaper. She faked it and he then proceeded to announce that he knows how good he is.

i was in hysterics

God how many times have we all done this but this is exactly what we need to stop doing. If they’re shit we need to start telling them they are. This is what makes them think they’re the dogs boll*cks

 

[Solpaqueen]

If he has an identical twin.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

ALL OF THIS!!! I don’t even know where to start! The cuddle beast That greasy hair The bit of chin hair The clothes 2/3 sizes too small The crop top The breasts The fire shit ALL OF IT

Ugh I’m not going to fat shame anyone at all, I’m fat, but wear clothes that fit for fuck’s sake.

 

[soymilk]

I've said this one before but I'll say it again as it's particularly relevant - men not wearing coats when it's cold outside and then standing with their arms either folder or hands deep in their pockets all hunched up; you're not built like a viking so strop pretending you're too hard for the weather

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

Men who’s shaven chest is stubbly from growing in chest hair

PUT THE RAZOR DOWN AND LEAVE IT HAIRY if you must insist on shaving, keep it shaved. Stubble on your chest is not cute.

 

[Kiwi_kween]

My (now) husband wore Primark pumps and wide leg light washed jeans on one of our early dates. He's lucky I was in too deep by that point. The ick was BAD. I binned them both at the earliest possible chance.

 

[Happyvalley]

My boyfriend (again) just had a telephone doctor appointment and answered the phone going ‘hello doctor’

I am howling at this so much also reminded me of when my husband called the doctor “Doc” when I was in labour and I said if I hear you say that again we are getting a divorce.

 

[Meringue22]

Men wearing shorts in this weather. It ain’t big and it ain’t clever

 

[FilthyGorgeous]

I’m watching Come Dine With Me and never realised the amount of men who wore floral shirts and suit jackets with bootcut jeans back in the day Major Ick.

 

[swimming]

Today I had my sainsburys click and collect shopping slot and I was behind a guys car and he was standing at the open boot like a lemon waiting for staff to bring out his shopping and as he was loading it into his car, he was inspecting every item and I got the ick just imagining him at home online adding stuff to the basket for collection.

 

[TheSilverFox]

My husband recently started cutting his sandwiches into 4 little triangles like I'd cut up sandwiches for kid's packed lunches. I made him a sandwich one day for lunch and cut it in half. He took it, thanked me, then once I'd gone he went back into the kitchen and cut them in half again so he had 4 little triangles.

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

When they reply on a celebs insta pic

 

[Cherrycup]

Men who own a cat or men who can’t grow a beard. Even worse if they can’t grow a beard and own a cat

This is literally the opposite of ick for me! Bring on the bearded cat dads

 

[April89]

Just saw a woman in a cafe leaning close to her boyfriend and facing him. She let out this gassy burp and puffed out her cheeks as she did it