"The Ick" #7

[EvilJigglypuff]

"Oooh its chilly willy"

Absolutely not. Get out of my sight. Don't even look in my direction

I heard my brother say this the other day. He’s a walking ick tbh

 

[Wolfshead]

Nope! Isn’t that for scooping your cocaine

Probably worse than that, depending on your perspective.

 

[Meringue22]

The name “Duncan”

I quite fancy a Duncan

 

[giovanna101]

I walked past one at work last week and felt my vagina seal up

Yep that'd do that to me too. Vom.

 

[JessicaFletcher36]

It was honestly horrendous

 

[37BBL]

I have a teams meeting first thing tomorrow and there is a guy who ALWAYS starts the meeting two minutes early. Big ick.

Oh god, this!!!

 

[Meringue22]

So what about the like little shits wearing Nirvana shirts who were not even
born when they were big.

They couldn’t name a single song

 

[HowlOwl]

Like doing a roly poly?

That’s it!

 

[eoinmclove]

Men that call each other "mate", "pal" or "buddy" when they barely even know them.

Even worse when it's in a work-related context <<looks over in disgust at my husband>>

The worst for me is them calling another guy brother to feign some sort of camaraderie

ETA - Tommy Sheridan came into my head after I posted, I wonder if his entire personality being a ick makes the worse for me

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

That's a good one. I'd also add massive gums full stop. Those people whose lips just keep going up when they smile to reveal more than an inch of gum above the teeth.

*shudder*

I’ve been genuinely considering getting Botox for my gummy smile (it’s not as bad as some I’ve seen but I’ve been self conscious about it for about 20 years), it gives me the ick so bad when I see it in photos

 

[Ensay]

I would get kicked off tattle if I posted a pic. He was not good looking imo. Even if he was, his bio would makes him ugly

Well yeah he sounds like an idiot but posting images of people from dating profiles doesn’t seem right IMO.

 

[harveydean]

That’s it!

Yeah, couldn’t be dealing with that

 

[giovanna101]

Men who use terms such as
Holibobs
Platti Jubes
Spenny

Absolutely anyone who says these needs to get in the bin

 

[Captainmouse]

Jumping into the water holding their nose

running for the bus

earphones with wires

breathing to loudly in the gym

living in a canal boat

arriving empty handed

sending christmas cards

too many emojis

buying a tesco or boots meal deal (copied from a previous poster)

I have wired earphones, wireless ones fall out

 

[Meringue22]

I saw one the other day which made me think of it.

How tacky!!

Was it a capri by any chance?

 

[Crabbypatty00]

not the sporty water bottles that make the sharp sucky sounds like a toddler beaker

men sitting and drinking alone in pubs

Exactly that, it's the noisy sucking.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Why does he need to say “good looking”? Stick a face pic on and let others be the judge of that.

I would get kicked off tattle if I posted a pic. He was not good looking imo. Even if he was, his bio would makes him ugly

 

[265]

It’s revolting. What exactly were they thinking?! He looks like those twats on tick tock who think they’re sexy

The advert would have been okay without that mirror kissing shit.

 

[BorisBear]

Wasn’t this guy, was it?
He’s my guilty pleasure.

Mine now too

Courier drivers inc food delivery drivers
Soft voices

 

[whisperchat]

Jokes on you. I swallow my boiling hot eggs shell n’all like some sort of bizarre snake .

This just made me roar