"The Ick" #6

[Chloesm]

The word "hubby"

 

[MmmB777]

Men that can’t express their emotions.
Men that do express their emotions.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Men who drink a can of fizzy pop at like 7am bet their teeth feel like a felt tip pen

 

[Hastaggifted]

People that write shit on Facebook like this, no one comments as no one cares yet he still writes something 5 x a day.
And the fact he's written giggle

 

[EasterEggs]

1 - mentioning their ex on a dating profile
2 - the RANDOM COMMA in the wrong place!!!!
3 - his name was Gary

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Earlier on this morning a male colleague said in a baby voice that he's got an 'ickle headache'

 

[JCMSadie]

You mean someone writing that in a dating site profile? The actual thing could be good if you're really into someone.

Eh, for me sex isn't very important.

But surely you (I mean anyone, not just you personally ) want your partner to have a high sex drive for you because they're so into you. Not because they'd shag a crisp packet if it swiped right

 

[holliebollie]

Talking of shoes, once had an ex who had a pair of these:

How this didn’t give me the ick at the time, I’ll never know. He wore them running, NOT for social events but still. He had a nest head too which did begin to give me the ick. I also got the ick with him when he was lying on his side talking to me and his wrinkly under eyes kind of smooshed up. That was me done.

 

[Pink blancmange]

Safe to say we are no longer matched

 

[electricmallows]

Grown men who have shelves full of action figures. Went on a date once with a guy who said he liked Star Wars (fair enough, it’s not my particular genre but a lot of people love the movies so whatever). Only on the 2nd date, he admitted he had a whole room dedicated to each character action figure, as well as full size helmets/heads for different people. I still cringe thinking about it now

 

[Jaybtee]

Anyone who orders from the “European Menu” at a Chinese restaurant

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

A man that has a Tesco clubcard on his keys.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

When a man drinks from a straw.

When a man wears a swimming hat.

When a man eats nutella. Double ick for when there is Nutella left around their mouth after eating it.

When a man eats a corn on the cob.

Using Google maps in public walking around with the sounded turned up - 'TURN LEFT IN 200 METRES.'

Looking for their seat in the cinema and not being able to find it and using the torch on their phone to see.

Entering competitions on Instagram or Facebook and sharing it to their story.

Calling Marks & Spencer - 'Marks & Sparks.'

When a man has a velcro wallet and when they open it it makes a loud FVVSSSSSCHHHHH noise.

When couples refer to each other as 'hubby' and 'wifey.'

A man wearing a cardigan.

When a man eats crisps and has finished the bag and then licks each of his fingers to get the crumbs off.

The word 'booty.'

 

[wafflesnwings]

I am getting a regular ick at the moment due to hayfever weather - people suppressing sneezes. Instead of sneezing, they hold their nose and do a weird inverted hiccup/sneeze noise. Even worse when it's like 10 non-sneezes in a row.

Also hate actual sneezes tbf.

I'm guilty of doing this, but it's because once (years ago) I sneezed when I was on the train (into a tissue; I was as dignified as I could be) and the sound of my sneeze made a baby cry and it wouldn't stop. Its parents turned around and gave me death stares for the rest of the journey, until I reached my stop and got off the train. That day I was the ick

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

THIS!! My ex does tiktoks and they cringe the fuck out of me!

This distresses me. Next level cringe.
Who do these men think they are?

 

[MissTeddy]

Men who say “we’re pregnant“ or worse … “we’re having a c-section”.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Went on a first date recently and he turned up in a turtle neck. No thank you, I don’t want to shag Steve Jobs. Immediately turned off him and I’m not going to see him again.

Horrific! I loathe sleeveless t shirts. I mentioned on here before a date with a guy with big flabby lilly white arms (despite a gym goer) who kept on about his IBS, wearing one. Gross.

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

Got a new one!
The guy I was dating said to me "you didn't notice my haircut" in a disappointed voice.
Then proceeded to tell me IN DETAIL how he does it himself, including using some special scissors on the top "until he reaches the desired effect".
Reader there was no sex, nor will there ever be.

 

[Bubbles85]

Men with long fingernails

 

[watermelon sugar]

I was on the train before and noticed a proper fit lad, looked down to his feet and he had grey crocs on with no socks. He then pulled his foot out of one of the crocs and the bottom of his foot was all grey and dirty and had a bit of toilet roll stuck on it suddenly he weren’t fit anymore