"The Ick" #6

[holliebollie]

Sorry but it really is COM POT!! There is no é on the end (just e), which would be the ‘eh’ sound… does that mean your ick will go?! Or is it too late for him @mozzarellagirl I totally agree with the toes- like who even invented that position, Bob around watching two knarled feet

 

[Tove_drew]

Long boring posts on social media like they're a narrator "Another year gone, where does the time go? 2021 had so many ups and downs... the year started on a low blah blah blah... i'm on the up now.. hopeful for new beginnings" just shut up

Exactly. Always full of cliches and pointless. Who do they think are actually reading them?

I also get the ick when people film themselves eating food or sipping coffee on stories. Well done Sharon, you have hand eye coordination, pity you can’t close you mouth while you eat.

The reason I came here was to complain about my housemate. She’ll sit beside me on the sofa, tuck into her food and beer and BURP loudly. No excuse me, no attempt to cover her mouth. If that wasn’t disgusting enough, then the smell hits me. This is a woman in her 30s. Yesterday when it happened again I just went “woof”, and waved my hand in front of my face as if to knock away the stink. I’m hoping she’ll clock it and correct herself but I don’t have much hope.

 

[Kate_rf]

When people call their other half ‘hubby’. Especially all over social media. ‘Ooooh hubby did this, hubby that’. No one cares, we get your married. Bye.

 

[Mamacita]

I agree. But you don't need sticker to express that. Any kind of stickers are an ick, baby on board being the worst.

Baby on board is so stupid to me, it's not like I'm gonna drive more carefully because of that sticker and if you don't have it I'm just gonna crash into you. I try to drive carefully no matter who is in the other car?!

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

I worked with someone who stank. They were spoken to nicely and given many warnings. In the end they were fired because their odour constituted antisocial behaviour.

 

[JCMSadie]

Count yourself lucky to have a husband. Have you see my bumble screenshots? Think of us poor singletons I can’t even get past the talking stage without getting the ick (eg the guy who told me he did an escape room. I’m still not over it)

I had a husband once. Wouldn't have called that lucky He's the source of most of my icks!

 

[Amyx1518]

Those indoor glasses that turn to sunglasses outdoors….

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

And I bet your shit at it too. You grot bag.

They all say that. In reality it's two pumps and a squirt and they're back on the apps!

 

[freshhead]

I'm so pleased you said 'most women' not all! I know he's got chicken pox here, poor old lad, good looking you say?

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No idea why a photo of George Ezra with chicken pox would tickle me so much but I’ve not stopped laughing at this

 

[xyzcba]

Does he mean Daft as a brush? Never really known a brush to be soft….

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Corey, meet Punctuation.
Punctuation, this is Corey, he's never heard of you.

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

My boyfriend told me he’d “snuggled up’ and had a “lovely cosy sleep” the other night.

 

[watermelon sugar]

My husband is a builder so spent everyday during the boiling summer outside. He is SO tanned. Except for his feet and ankles where he's been wearing socks and work boots. I've told him he is absolutely disgusting. Golden brown skin and whiter that white casper feet and ankles

my fella is a gardener and has dead tanned arms, legs, face, neck, then when he takes his top off he’s got a dead white belly that gives me the ick. Then he goes ‘I might go on the beds’ then the thought of him lying on a sun bed gave me the ick as well

 

[emmer_moans]

Selfies where the guy tries to show off his jawline, usually in a mirror.

Selfies taken in bathrooms and toilets.

 

[Hollaaa]

Walking past the boogie bar was an eye opener. Saw a wee boy no older than fourteen get hauled out by his shirt collar by a guard. His jaw was swinging all over the place. I felt old walking past that boogie bar (I never went in, only walked past to get to Rivers Stage) and I'm only 21.

I just want to know how the girls were allowed to leave the house dressed like that. Even I wouldn't be allowed out wearing that. Oh my god I sound like my mum.

Last time I was at Trnsmt there was a youngish guy (late teens/early 20s) there with his dad and dad's partner - they were an obvious couple, holding hands etc. Every time his dad looked up at the stage distracted, the boy was snogging the woman. It was so grim me and my pal had to lose our place almost right at the front for Radiohead and move away. We were scared it was going to kick off massively or just turn into a threesome in front of us or something. Worst secondhand ick of my life.

 

[pommynoir]

Cross posted on things you are sick of seeing on social media too!

Videos like this one
(Screenshotted as you can’t link TikTok’s)
Some bloke who reckons he’s good looking eye fucking himself, with a wink and a lip lick thrown in for good measure with a sexual caption on how to please a woman acting like it’s sorcery when in reality anyone over 15 knows the “trick”.

 

[queenamber]

My friends husband gives me the major ick. We all went out, he left early. I went back to hers, she kissed me on the cheek and he got his cock out and suggested that we should get it on (her and me) while he watched.

We’re in our 40’s. We’ve been out for drinks and dinner loads before but now . He actually used the words “I’d like to watch you fingering each other”

WTF!!! You can't leave us hanging with this. What happened next?!!

 

[Hastaggifted]

An experience I had yesterday. Matched with someone on app. Hadn’t been talking for very long but we swapped numbers.
He started being weird asking me for multiple voicenotes to prove I was real. He asked for a video call to prove I was real. He wouldn’t accept I’m working from home and need to get work done and said he can’t trust me without a video call.
I told him straight if I was a catfish I would not be using pictures of me of all people on an app. I would use a supermodel I blocked him
He called from a landline and said please unblock me
He text me on a different mobile number saying he has trust issues
Major ick!

Lucky escape

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Oh I also once unmatched from a man because he asked me what my favourite “choccy biccy” was. Totally foul

 

[boojange]

I saw “hubster” once on another thread I follow. Made me want to gouge my own eyes out. 🫠

I saw the word 'Husbeth' on an Instagram. I blocked her for that!

 

[Facehugger]

I bet he looks like Billy Mitchell

Mr Bean those that say 'high sex drive' only mean they are always playing with it.