"The Ick" #6

[abccc_]

Grown men who have shelves full of action figures. Went on a date once with a guy who said he liked Star Wars (fair enough, it’s not my particular genre but a lot of people love the movies so whatever). Only on the 2nd date, he admitted he had a whole room dedicated to each character action figure, as well as full size helmets/heads for different people. I still cringe thinking about it now

During lockdown my partner got into buying and building those really elaborate Lego sets, the ones ‘for adults’ . Recently he told me he wants to buy a display cabinet to put them all in

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

These Gucci shoes

 

[WilmaHun]

My boyfriend just told me when he went to the bakery for his lunch today he ordered a shortbread man because he felt sorry for it because it only had a smile they forgot to put its eyes on lol

ick

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

Oh fuck off Dave. You’re bringing nothing to the table but terrible grammar and tits that are bigger than mine. It’s a hard pass’s’s xx

 

[Extrafine]

When people say they hate cats

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

They look like something my niece made out of egg cartons at nursery.

 

[Pink blancmange]

Went to an event in London with my ex and our children. On the underground, he tried to walk through a normal barrier with one of the kids. Child got through but it shut on him as he was half way through and trapped him. Couldn't look at him for the rest of the night

 

[Wynonna]

Someone I know posted a screenshot showing that he was listening to Running Up That Hill when he was out on a run.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

There’s a guy I follow for recipe ideas. He calls chicken breast boobies

 

[mozzarellagirl]

LADIES PLS

a) he's nearly 30 b) harvey is his dog

 

[Hastaggifted]

I sent my husband a picture of our son in his costume for school dress up day. He text back "Cutie". He has never, ever said that before and he'd better never say it again. I haven't text him since.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

A man drinking an actimel.

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

Someone I thought I really liked shortened cucumber to ‘cukes’ the other day and I can’t get over it.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When people announce on social media that they’re taking a break from social media

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

We were out walking the dog and husband popped into the shop for a bottle of water. Came out with a can of relentless (energy drink) cracked it open and started walking towards me drinking it. I said you can stay the fuck away from me walking down the street drinking that and I walked off. He stood there shocked.
Absolutely fucking not
Men drinking energy drinks is my biggest ick. Is it possible to write that on divorce papers. Asking for a friend?

Count yourself lucky to have a husband. Have you see my bumble screenshots? Think of us poor singletons I can’t even get past the talking stage without getting the ick (eg the guy who told me he did an escape room. I’m still not over it)

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

First things first.
“Accidental adventurer”.

The rest of it…. 🫣

 

[JCMSadie]

« You know what’ll drive women crazy ?

- my weird AAA-cup nips ;
- my quite freshly inked tattoo that I clearly had done in middle age ;
- sucking my gut in ;
- pulling my shorts down to the base of my cock to coquettishly reveal the top of my pubes ;
- in a fairly unkempt garage.

Perfect. I’ll be beating ‘em off with a shitty stick. »

The fact he's doing this in his garage? Married.

 

[MrsVonDarkness]

Chavvy men walking round with their tops off. Even worse when they drape their top over their shoulder. It makes me want to heave.

 

[prinpoppy]

When you go swimming and their shorts inflate in the pool

 

[Extrafine]

Just like that, a new one appeared as a clicked on Facebook. I’m sure this is a fetish for him