"The Ick" #5

[PoppyKJ]

Nothin worse than a sick man
Also, mansplaining. A male friend of mine asked why I was grumpy yesterday & I said oh I’m due on. He then said ‘oh yeah your hormones will be fluctuate more just before’ - sorry do you have a womb? Have you been experiencing this for over 10 years? No? Shut up

 

[aimzalicious]

What about the watery juice that comes out before the ketchup when you forget to shake it

Ketchup pre-cum

 

[thetis]

This thread is making me unblock memories I chose to forget for a reason. Back in uni I turned down a guy, anyway after I said no to his date offer, he started to quote sonnets, asking if I really didn't want to give him a chance to charm me Forced romance is mega ick, I'd rather shag a guy who sleeps in a racing car bed.

 

[petitspois]

This doesn't really fit on any thread but I have to share, it gave me an icky feeling so here we are.
I saw a mum at the school gates kiss her son goodbye. She held his face, closed her eyes and kissed him on the lips. It lasted over 5 seconds. Hes about 10/11. I was stood there like .
I grab my son by his chubby cheeks and give him a whacker of a kiss sometimes but never close my eyes and he pulls away laughing. But this was just weird.

Maybe I'm weird for thinking it's weird but there we go.

Oh yeah, well weird. He'll be getting a bit of bitty later I bet.

 

[Loustafford]

When you get home from work and your boyfriend announces that he’s done the washing up, drying up and put it away, tidied the living room and hoovered everywhere including the stairs and fed the dogs….ok dickhead I do that daily and don’t feel the need to reel it all off for you as soon as you walk through the door! So what would you like a massive thank you? A mention on Facebook for being so helpful around the house or just a gold star!

 

[klarakluckbag]

My husband has started using hand cream daily

I once had a night of passion with a guy who was an absolute tiger in bed. We had another go in the morning, he made me a lovely cup of tea, we were getting ready to go off to work, then I caught him in the bathroom, applying moisturiser to his face.
Totally undid all of his hard work the night before!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

In Spain last weekend my bf had toilet roll stuck to his flip flops. Double ick

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

@Scarlet4U Brilliant, brilliant post. So much so I've screenshot it for future reading. Well said.

It puts me in mind recently of a married friends husband (who fancies himself) offering me a biscuit which I refused as trying to get some weight off. He immediately said:-

"I don't know why so many woman worry about their weight. We men like something to get hold of and prefer curves on a woman" or words to that effect. I just smiled (thinking thanks for that information) but honestly like there's no other reason you'd want to lose weight except to fulfill the male expectation of sexiness and availability for unwanted pawing. Yuck.

 

[Lana.lee]

Went out to dinner with a guy before to a lovely little pub.

He ordered chips and onion rings as his meal.

BYE.

 

[WilmaHun]

Now the weather is warmer my bf is wearing shorts for work, he's got loads of trainer socks in his drawer, I even bought him some at the weekend and he STILL insists on wearing his normal socks. Pulled right up. It looks awful and every morning I tell him it gives me the ick

 

[Beaversabout]

This.

 

[HereForTheTtt]

Not exactly irrational but I get major ick from men dictating what should/shouldn’t be done to womens bodies and having any oversight of what we put in them/push out of them.

Another ick I get is when my boyfriend does a tiny chore around the house then comes upstairs to bother me and tell me he completed the chore and then lingers like he’s waiting for me to congratulate him.

 

[Happyvalley]

Yeah, Travis Barker, Machine Gun Kelly and I'm sure there are others - all stinky looking Rat Boys

Pete Davidson gives me the ick, so pale with blue dark circles. Looks like he needs a good meal and an early night!

 

[Codiaeum]

Neighbour ick!
We can see into each other's kitchens and the neighbour guy likes getting snacks in the evening only wearing boxer shorts. What's bringing on the ick is that he seems to often be in a hurry getting said snack and does this "sock sliding" thing into the kitchen.

 

[HoGi]

Each to their own but it gave me major ick vibes

That's the point of the ick.

It isn't general turn offs. The ick is unexplainable and completely irrational.

 

[pipski]

When they have ‘University of Life’ on their tinder/Insta/Facebook bore off…

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

This was on my Instagram feed as a suggested post.
wtaf.

 

[MrsVonDarkness]

Travis Barker from Blink 182. He is making me dry heave since he started his relationship with Kourtney Kardashian.
He looks and behaves like a predator and she is no better.

 

[unidentified]

This! I can’t cope

 

[sushimama]

A couple of days ago my bf was just getting in the shower when the cat came in the bathroom and pooped in her litter box and it always smells really really bad. So when I walked in he was naked bending over the litter box scooping her poop in the toilet. Easily one of the least sexy thing I've ever seen him do (been together for 15y)